Harry Potter Vs. Twilight

Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Things they'd never say

HecateA posted on Oct 09, 2010 at 03:09PM
This game is pretty simple. You give one character and then the next person to play says something that character wouldn't be caught dead saying, before listing another character.

I'll start: Severus Snape

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over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
I'd never teach you kids anything of the Dark Magic. It's too scary!

Tonks
over a year ago FredWRules said…
OHMYGOD LUPIN, YOU'RE A WEREWOLF! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU UNHOLY CREATURE!

Remus Lupin :D
over a year ago ginnyweasleyfan said…
Hey Tonks! Let's get married so that our kids will be werewolfs.

Bill
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Voldemort Voldemort ooh Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort *pop* duh dun dun dun

Harry
over a year ago FredWRules said…
Snape, I love you. Let us get married and have lots of greasy little children!

Voldemort
over a year ago PotterForever said…
I love bunnies.

Bellatrix
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Voldemort, I do not love you anymore. I'm going to love...George Weasley now!!

Ginny
over a year ago katara529 said…
*sob* I wish I could be more like Bella Swan! *sobs, then gasps*
Ooh! I've got it! Harry! Wear this body glitter! Be more like Edward!

edit:
Sorry I didn't give a character, I meant to say Sirius. I was going to fix it yesterday, But I wasn't home. By the time I got to it the conversation had already continued, sorry.
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over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
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@Katara529-You also have to give a character for us to do.
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Ginny: "I LOVE you Voldemort! *kiss Kiss*"



Bella Swan
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Edward, your like, not hot. Leave me alone, creepy stalker!


Mike Newton
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Bella, I hate you. Go be with Eddiekins for all I care.

Firenze
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Who cares about Mars? Who cares about humans? Get off my back you filthy wizard!

Hagrid.
over a year ago PotterForever said…
Magical creatures are foul and worthless

Dudley Dursley
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
No, mother. I cannot accept this gifts. Give them to Harry - he's more deserving.
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
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Who's the next person, DracoLuver?
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Alright, since you mentioned him, I'm just going to assume it's Harry.

Mudbloods are scum. Hermione, your dead to me.

Ron Weasley.
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
^ Oh, sorry Lina! I didn't notice that, but I would have put Harry :P

"Hermione, your so stupid and dorky. I think Lavender is more of my type."

Umm, OH! Eric

over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Eric as in from Twilight? okay:
That's it! I'm leaving the I heart Bella club! *hands in badge*

Fred
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
George, don't you see the unhappiness we spread? We should close down our shop! It's the only way, I'm afraid. *bows head in shame*

Angela [Twilight]

@Mea - I'm leaving the I heart Bella club! *hands in badge* LOL, good one!
over a year ago HecateA said…
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^Heck yes Mea!

Bella, you're such a *****, Jessica was right! (I think that was Angela)

Ms Figgs

over a year ago PotterForever said…
*kicks a cat* Take that, you filthy animal! Cats are such awful creatures

Umbridge
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Oh dear, Harry let me make myself up to you for hurting you in Year 5...cookie? Or ice cream?

Edward

*BTW thanks guys! :)
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
*sigh* Why can't I be more like Mike?

Jacob
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
Don't you guys find it even a little bit sick that I have the hots for a toddler?

Esme Cullen
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
God Bella! Get out of our house! Who invited you anyway?

@DracoLuver: It's cool! :)

Grawp
over a year ago PotterForever said…
*speaks in flawless french*

Draco Malfoy
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
HARRY I LUVS YOUUUU!!!!!! (even though that is every Drarry-ers dream)

Fleur
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
Bill, your such an ugly thing, I'm going for Charlie, SEEYA!

Charlie Swan (Twilight)
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
GD - OMG, Draco should back off. I saw Harry first :P

"Bella, I'm afraid I have to arrest Edward. Stalking is a violation of the law."
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Dracoluver, your forgot to put someone...just lettin' yah know :)
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
I did that agaain? UGH!

Ohk, umm, Tyler!
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Damn, why isn't there a Team Tyler? I mean, how is my van so special?

Dumbledore
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
OMGZZZ I LOVEZZZ TWILIGHT EDWARD CULLEN IS MAH NEW BOYFRIEND.

Tyler's van.
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Today, I will give you some very helpful tips on how to kill Bellas! But here's a short warning. None of these techniques work on any Lestranges.

You do not know how much I wish that would happen.

Jacob (He doesn't deserve the last name 'Black'. It's simply too good for him)
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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
^^ LOL!!!

Ugh, Bella, Renesmee shouldn't exist! She's a filthy, ugly abomination! *kicks Renesmee*

Carlisle
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over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
I can't believe I brought those spoiled brats back to life!

Sam (Twilight)
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Why the hell am I teaching a pedo how to be a werewolf?

Lily Evans
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Ohmygod, why the heck should I waste my time saving Harry? I have like a life! Go ahead, Tom, do whatever and make sure you call me later. ;]

Uh ... Harry <3
over a year ago Herm-o-ninny said…
Being a wizard's not cool. I'm going back to the Dursley's. *snaps wand*

Quirrell
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
H-hello H-harry - OH, FORGET IT! Harry, I'm here to kill you. Oh and Voldy says hey.

Just- nevermind. Uh ... JAYCUB111!
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Hey Edward, you can HAVE Bella. She's a wimpy slut anyways.


Victoria
over a year ago jaycelbutastas said…
big smile
You can have my old Wardrobe Jacob! To keep you from Freezing.


Ron Weasley
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
I'm full

Griphook
over a year ago LinaHarrow said…
^Oh my red vines, that was amazing Angel-Trix.

Take the stupid sword. It's worthless anyway.

Dean Thomas.
over a year ago Draco--Malfoy said…
I'm going to join the death eaters now! C ya!

Ginny
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Harry, why can't you be more like the *drools* beautiful, perfect, angular, adonis-like *rambles on for five minutes until she runs out of adjectives* ... Edward Cullen? I'm totally dumping you.

Seamus (BTW - How do you pronounce his name? I don't remember very much how they did in the movies, but I've always said See-mus. My friend said it was something else, though.)
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Hey Voldemort! Can I be a Death Eater? Please please PLEEEASE? *begs*

Dumbledore
over a year ago Angel-Trix said…
@DracoLuver It's pronounced 'Shay-mus'

Yes Harry, you are right. I have recently killed Voldemort's most prized possession, and in doing so, have gotten my hand burned. I cut off his nose while he was sleeping and burned my hand when having a barbecue in my celebration of having one less Horcrux.

Professor Trelawney
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Aww, screw this future crap! I'm going to bed!

Hermione
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