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The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
Okay, I'll admit that I haven't laughed this hard at a film since I saw The Hangover last summer. Seriously, what was the plot here? I actually found the first film to be much better than this travesty. You can find my review of the first movie link. I'll go through it like I do with all movies. Pros and cons, then an overall.

Pros

The Volturi

Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, you know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and you hear their screams was pretty awesome. Come on people, that's what vampires do. They drink the blood of huuumans. Sheesh. Also, they were pretty cruel too, what with the whole smack down of Edward and nearly killing Bella (so bummed that didn't happen). Getting a small glimpse of the actor who will be playing Grindelwald in Deathly Hallows was a nice bonus too. So for all you Twilight fans, the Volturi are GOOD examples of vampires. Much like the soulless vampires on Buffy.

The Wolf Clan

Now why I didn't particularly enjoy the crappy computer animation of the wolves (more on that later) I did enjoy the characters of the wolf clan. The one scene that I really liked is where we see Sam's fiance, with half her face clawed up. My friend and I definitely agree that even with the claw marks she was amazingly beautiful. I would see a movie about her and Sam in a heartbeat. It would be much much better than this terrible film. Pity they were stuck in it.

Jacob

Lautner got hot. No denying that. Other than the hotness factor though, he was probably the only real character with any dimensions and depth besides Bella's father. The way their relationship built to where Jacob fell for Bella, and she pretty much for him, was very realistic and healthy. So you can imagine my dissappointment when she chose Edward, who abandoned, controlled, and basically led to much of her depression, over Jacob. You Team Jacob fans, I now consider you semi-sane because you recognized a HEALTHY relationship. Props to you guys.


Cons

Bella...you there?

I hate the character of Bella, I truly do. She doesn't think for herself, is defined solely by her relationships, and for some reason Stewart could NEVER SHUT HER MOUTH. Even when she wasn't talking!! What was up with that?! Gaah. The fact too that she dissed her friends at school and put her dad through so much crap with the screaming at night (seriously, wtf, she doesn't have PTSD) made me just loathe her character even more with a passion. Furthermore, her whole obsession over age was just ridiculous. Ohhh nooo you're a whole year older than your 107 year old vampire boyfriend!! Now he's not going to love you anymore!!! Yea, stupid. Those fans out there that idolize her, please find a healthier role model such as Eowyn, Hermione, heck even Lily on How I Met Your Mother. Bella is a very unhealthy and psychologically unstable character and is an insult to females everywhere. She didn't even drive her own car most of the time! Disgusting.

How is she special too btw?

If someone can explain how Bella is unaffected by any of the vampire's powers, it'd be much appreciated. That just seems like something that's just thrown out there. My theory? It's because Bella has no thoughts!

Edward...dude wtf?!

Sooo this guy that supposedly is totally in love with you throws you into a glass table for protection, lies to you, breaks up with you, and abandons you in the forest. A car ride home would have been nice plskthnx. Also, the throwing into the glass table for her protection? That was totally safe. You know, because she was bleeding even more profusely after the table than she was after the papercut. Also, who has ever bled that much after a papercut anyways, if at all? Furthermore, the fact that he kept "appearing" everytime Bella had an adrenaline rush was just weird. I think if my ex-boyfriend started showing up everytime I had a rush, I'd go and get a CT of my brain to make sure I didn't have a brain tumor a la Izzie seeing Denny b/c of her tumor. Also, the fact that Bella takes him right back after all the crap he put her through was just great. Really shows girls that hey, after a guy lies to you like that you can totally trust him again with no really good explanation other than "I love you". Nice.

OMG a Plot Point!!!

Annd what was the plot?? Everytime a possible plot point appeared it seemed to get derailed, such as the shots of Victoria, Laurent, or whenever anyone said Bella was acting crazy. If anyone spoke reason or a plot point appeared, it did not show again.

Lupin's Wolf Looked Better...

The film must have had the world's worst computer animation department because those wolves were a travesty. How about those transf...I mean FURSPLOSIONS eh? Really bad animation coupled with a laughable transformation sequence (FURSPLODE!) led to even more laughs. Too bad there weren't enough fursplosions.

That's What She Said!

There were way too many lines in the film where one could easily say that. For example- Bella: I'm coming! Me: That's what she said! Edward: I don't want you to come! Me: That's what HE said!! If you don't get the meaning behind that, then please go watch The Office where it is regularly utilized. Furthermore, the scene where Edward kisses Bella in front of her truck after the party was too funny. Edward acted like...well like link SNL skit. Please be forewarned that that link is meant for those 16 and older. That scene probably got one of the biggest laughs out of me.

Blocked

Finally, all the kiss-blocking that poor Jacob suffered through. Face Punch high school guy who threw up at an action movie (he's so gay then), Bella denies, and Edward calls just as he macks on the upper lip! Seriously, Jacob should have just pulled an Owen (Grey's Anatomy character), grabbed Bella, and just rocked her world. Doubt she woulda left if he did that.


Overall

Overall, this movie was a travesty to the film community. It was plotless, very poorly acted, and featured a very unhealthy set of characters that girls and women alike should not look up to as role models. Bella should have been thrown in a psych center for the stuff she was experiencing. I'm not going to apologize either if I've offended anyone. This is my honest opinion, and I know I wasn't as kind as I was in my first review. Now you've heard an opinion of an anti-Twilighter. You Team Jacobers, you got some respect from me now. Please save your brain cells and your money and do not see this movie. Unless you want a really good laugh then by all means do. Oh and one more thing to note. The ending with the whole Marry me? Ending on the *gasp* garnered a huge laugh from our audience. And just for my own satisfaction, FURSPLODE TIME!!
No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
Twilight Exclusive: Eclipse's Julia Jones Talks Cast And On-Set Secrets

November 03, 2009, 5:49 AM (PST)
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Julia Jones answers insider Twilight questions we've all been bleeding to know.
World, meet Julia Jones. Julia is one of the most sought-after new additions to the Twilight series, having just completed filming for Eclipse in the role of the lone female werewolf Leah Clearwater.

Jones, an Ivy-educated Boston native (and incredibly grounded 28-year-old) spoke exclusively with LimeLife upon just returning to Los Angeles from the Eclipse sets in Vancouver. Here's Week Two of our highly-coveted...
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posted by MissCupcake
Edward Cullen
Edward Cullen
Name: Edward Cullen

Type: Vampire

Special Ability: Hears the thoughts of others-with the exception of Bella Swan

About Them: Edward is known for being charming, polite, determined, and very stubborn. He is very protective over Bella and puts her safety, humanity, and welfare before anything else. He often over-analyzes situations and has a tendency to overreact-especially in situations where Bella's safety is at risk. He often uses outdated speech and grammar from his human life in the early 20th century. Edward is impossibly beautiful. His skin is "like marble"—very pale, ice cold, and sparkles...
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This is coninuing from the last article, i try and keep u all happy by doing a little bit off chapter one, this is the third part of chapter one out of 6.
thx for the support, i just started an hour ago and now, i cant seem to stop typing! heeheehee. i was planing to use this rough draft as a base line for my real book, but i cant get my book published until i am older so i thought may aswell let them see the rough copy. its not as good as my real copy, soo sorry. enjoy x







I woke up in a room, not my room, but someone else’s. I groaned, my body was stiff and very sore.
“She‘s finally waking.”...
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Well at least I wasn’t the one pushing the boundaries this time. If Edward wanted more of me then I would give it to him. I wasn’t complaining. He then started moving his hand further up, going over my chest and then slid back down and he left his hand under my bra line. I opened my eyes in pure shock to find his open too. He smiled.

“Did you decide to rethink your boundaries?” I asked breathless again.

“ Did I do something you didn’t want me to do?” He asked alarmed.

“ No, it was nice actually” I said blushing a deep ruby.

He stroked my crimson cheek as he answered.

“I’m...
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posted by lollipopszx3
Memories

Aro :: Well that was a satisfing meal.

Gianna :: Barely.

Aro :: *ignoring Gianna* Tourist taste way better though.

Caius :: I agree.

Me :: Well emos cut themselves... They don't have as much blood as everyone else.

Aro :: *sighs* Good waste of blood.

Alec :: Yeah...

Jane :: Can we go now back to Italy? I want some fresh blood.

Me :: NO! You may not go back to Italy yet!

Jane :: Why is that?

Me :: Because Alec is not my mate yet. *tear*

Jane :: Well we're going to be waiting here forever!

Mysterious voice :: No we're not!

Gianna :: Who said that? *looks around*

Mysterious voice :: I did!

*mysterious...
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posted by lollipopszx3
Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are you talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are you so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? You keep me here and you won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad you are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... You want something to eat?

Volturi...
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posted by joe-edwardfan
i was just bored and i thought thats the same way edward feels towards bella so i just uploaded it! hope u like it!
i was just bored and i thought thats the same way edward feels towards bella so i just uploaded it! hope u like it!
hey guys!
first of all i wanted to thank you all for the support over the 21 chaps.
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second of all some of you asked me if edward and bella got back together? thats a yes too.
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and i wanted to tell you that im gonna start a new story!(yay im so happy! im really getting addicted to fanpop)
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so im gonna give you some names you should pick one!(each name has a different story there not the same)
and im going to write my new story (the name most of u picked)
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so dont forget to tell me this really is important to me
so here are the names:

1.broken heart...
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posted by ParamoreFreak
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2.) Can You Save Us!?
Later that night, after Rick and Phil ate, Rick let Phil be alone by himself in his room. Phil didn't know what to do, I mean he knows all this demonic stuff now so...what was he suppossed to do? How will his life change-if it changes it all? What will happen next? Only time would tell for Rick and Phil both. Rick was in the living room, watching TV, wondering what Phil was doing, while Phil was sitting on the guest bed, wondering what to do. Phil had no idea how he was gonna explain to his parents, and maybe even his sister,...
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posted by joe-edwardfan
Chapter 21
I WANT TO THANK LEISHA4 FOR HELPING ME.WITHOUT HER I WOULDN’T HAVE POSTED CHAP 21 SO SOON CAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO CONTINUE MY STORY.
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When his hands touched mine an electric current flashed through my body something so strong,something I wasn’t familiar with.
I held his hand tighter in mine then I felt his cool breath on my neck,I tore my gaze from are hands and looked him in the eyes,his beautiful eyes that made my weak human heart to rip its way out of my chest.then I realized I was falling for him again so I pulled my hand from his and sat on the bed.
Why am I so stupid.whats...
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ok so i know that carrie ann said that she wasnt going to write this story any time soon but i got her notes and im improvising so most of this article will be my work but carrie anns ideas.
but enjoy anyway this is part 13 and its short, and _madz_ this is the part i told you about jake...

part 12
“Where is she?” Tara demanded glaring at hem.
“Gone for a walk ... Or that’s what she said anyway. Went hunting or something she muttered it so quietly I wasn’t quite sure what she said, sorry.” Kris muttered
“Where exactly did she go ... I want a word with her. She comes to our land...
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posted by lollipopszx3
Let's play Kicking!

Alec :: Your not burning her! *steps in front of Gianna*

Me :: Can we at least try?

Alec :: Of course not! You want to try go try it on some of your human friends.

Me :: Hmm... That's not a bad idea....

ViAnne :: Um... bye. *runs before I get an idea*

Me :: Oh... she thought I was going to... oh... that's a good idea! Damnit. She's gone.

Bella :: You are so evil.

Me :: And that's one of the many reasons why I should be with the Volturi.

Heidi :: What are the other ones?

Me :: Um... I just want to join them okay?? Stop making me feel bad!

Heidi :: I'm not...

Me :: *sticks tongue* You...
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posted by twilight_james
Sorry I know I havent written for a while my internets been down so just bear with me!
Chapter 4
(Edwards POV)
Our meetings continued, we met, kissed, talked and ate. It was annoying about how she had to go and leave as soon as we had finished, and I didn’t even know who those crazy vampires were. This pattern continued for a very long time before I got sick of it. Even then, I just thought that maybe I was missing Carlisle. It never really ticked in my head that I had to know who those vampires were.

So we went to visit Carlisle. We travelled round the world before we finally found him. He...
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YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT WHEN:

1.You see a silver Volvo flying down the street and yell, "Edward come back!"

2.You ask your boyfriend to rub ice on your lips before he kisses you.

3.You walk around thinking,'I know what you
are' encase Edward is nearby.

4.You approach a wolf without taking precaution.

5.You put the name on your Myspace as, Mrs.Cullen.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

6.When you are reading this article!

lol! I hope you all enjoyed! Please comment and rate. TEAM EDWARD!!!
posted by RenesmeeFan
you promised me that
every time we touch
you will never release your hold
your hold on to me
your hold on to reality

you promised me that
no matter what happens
you will comfort my aura
my aura of my stress
my aura of my mind

you promised me that
my feelings for you
would never change
never change from love
never change from us

you promised me that
nothing would ever
be serious in life
that life was a game
but that I was the dice

you promised me that
though we come from seperate worlds
no one could hold us back
hold us back from fate
hold us back from destiny

And as I look around the room
I realise
that all of us
in our own two intertwined minds
are Inseperable.
posted by bella01
[BPOV]

"finally" i said

i finally finished buying all the things i will be needing tomorrow.i walk toward my car,opened the door and got inside.i started the engine .i am driving to the house now.i looked at my wrist watch,it is already 5:04 pm.i sighned.i thought i could finish the shopping trip before 4:00 pm.the road is already dark.i am driving very fast to get home fast.

i arrived at the house after a few minutes.i walked towards the house and open the door .i went inside and walked around finding the house empty.

"where could they be?"i asked myself.

i started walking to my room now.when i...
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posted by anna0789
bella's pov

i slept really well the melody was amazing i hope that the pianist play every night ,i hope that i get to meet him

i change into some jeans and a blue polo tshirt
today again rose insisted to do my make up while she told me about emmet i was really surprize usually boys were the one that fall for rose not the other way around
"i can't believe it you hadn't spoke about yourself in 15 minutes only about emmet you must really like him" i said teasingly
she slap my arm
"yeah i do he is just"
someone knock at the door and it was alice! i hug her
"hi alice"
"hi bella you are so lucky to...
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posted by twilight_james
(End of chapter 2)
In fact, everything was better after that. There was no more running, and we hunted together, night after night. But when we were not hunting, she was back with those vampires. I wished i knew what they were. But I was happy with my Jane, was I not?

(chapter 3)
(Jane's POV)
I had just listened to one of Aro's lectues, about how we are not allowed to go with other vampires unless they want to join the Volturi. I tuned out, and wondered where I would be hunting btonight. I thought I might try the prisons, apparently there were some really good ones out of Volterra (Aro won't allow...
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posted by surfergal
I layed on the deck for about ten minutes until I couldn't take it anymore, I had to see the beach. I got down by myself from the ladder. I went and put on a t-shirt and shorts and called Oakley to see if he would answer his phone. He did. I was lucky.
Hey Oak. Can you come pick me up and take me to the beach? I ask him.
Yeah sure. I'll be there soon. He said.
Cool thanks. Bye. I said.
I went and told mom and dad that Oakley was taking me to the beach. Dad told me not to get my cast wet and not to get any sand down in it. I said I wouldn't and I figured that would be hard to do but I didn't...
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posted by lollipopszx3
Edward slow down!" I screamed as his needle pointed a little over 100. "Why Bella? I thought you loved the speed and the indredredaline." "That's you..."

"Oh yeah... well first tell me you love me then I'll slow down." "I love you my Edward... NOW SLOW DOWN!" A motocycle wasn't safe... expecially one that was going 100 miles per hour!

"Yeah... can you take my helmet off... it's really blocking my view." I did what I was told. Well if I wanted him to slow down I had to do it. I put his helmet on my head but he still didn't slow down. "EDWARD MASEN CULLEN! YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN RIG...." I said before...
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posted by gossipgirlstar2
We all claim to love mysterious men but when we are handed one we are baffled and trip over ourselves trying to figure them out. Case in point, The Twilight Saga: New Moon actor Charlie Bewley. Hollywood.com has an article up about the mysterious, ageless, storyless star who opens up about traveling to Italy and his views on Rob's Twilight fame.

On Italy: "Italy was a dream. Very surreal. I think everyone there, no matter who it was, Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, [director] Chris Weitz or anyone else would say that it was an experience that they may never go through again. The hospitality of the whole thing, the way they treated us, the whole setting was so magnificent."

On Rob: "Rob, I feel sorry for him a little bit. I feel for him, because he’s like a paparazzi fugitive right now. He can’t leave his house. He’s the most photographed person in the world."