I was out hiking in the woods with a few friends of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an hour or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you love someone, but then you meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing more powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the bear droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an hour or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you love someone, but then you meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing more powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the bear droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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9.Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Finally, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves gets last place. I'm sick of it winning first place everytime. This film is so overrated and overappreciated.
.....Most people said Snow White's voice was annoying and the songs were bad. That's all I have to say. I refuse to write any more hatred about this film. From now on whenever I write articles I'm just automatically going to put Snow White last, or not even bother including it in countdowns, as it's going to lose anyway.
"ANd I hate Snow White's singing voice! Horrible!" (skypirate)
"I only like Heigh Ho...
This is the results of a countdown I did it's not my personal opinion if it was than it would be completely different but I agree with the top two anyway don't get upset this isn't my opinion this is what the people of fanpop think though I completely disagree with alot of this some of the animation was terrible some were okay some were good though unfortunatly Snow White and Tiana are not on the list because they have no sequels but I bet they would be good if they did I love all disney sequels except for THAT HORRIBLE POCAHONTAS SEQUEL
12.Belle in Enchanted Christmas I completely disagree with this I think she looks okay but people think she was poorly animated
11.Aurora in Enchanted Tales I disagree I think she looks great but people think she looks like fanart and not a good one
10.Belle in Belle's Magical World I agree she has looked better she's still beautiful in this movie but as alot of people includeing me have said the animation is poor
9.Jasmine in The Return of Jafar the animation isn't that good but she's still beautiful but fanpop thinks she dosn'tlook like Jasmine
8.Ariel in Return To The Sea I think she's still beautiful but I think she looks the worse she looks OLD but atleast she looks good for her age
7.Cinderella in Dreams Comes True she is still beautiful but bad animation and that her lips are red when in the original they were a natural pinkish peach color
6.Pocahontas in Journey To A New World the animation looks okay dispite the horrible story I guss people voted for her because she left John Smith or whatever
5.Jasmine in The King of Thieves the animation is okay she looks like a lovely bride her and Aladdin finally get married but people thought she didn't look like Jasmine
4.Jasmine in Enchanted Tales she looks absoutly gorgeous she almost looks as good as the original good animation but some people on Fanpop found something off about her
3.Mulan in Mulan 2 the animation was good she looks gorgeous plus she finally gets married but some people thought she didn't look like her original self
2.Cinderella in Cinderella 3 A Twist In Time I agree with this spot for her she looks gorgeous some people think she looked more beautiful in the third than the original movie I think her hair looks gorgeous when she's banished and is on the boat
1.Ariel in Ariel's Beginning I agree she looks gorgeous almost as good as the original some think she look even prettier than the original she won the spot as number one looking the best in sequel truely gorgeous
This is the results of a countdown I did it's not my personal opinion though I agree with most of the results but not all of the results please keep in mind I didn't make the list the people chosed it their all beautiful but their(except for Snow White Aurora and Cinderella in her first and second film but in the third she's heroic) not damsels in distress they don't wait for their prince to save them they try to rescue themselves they can slay their own dragon they can dream their own dreams their not like Cinderella sitting in a dark old dusty ceiler or Snow White and Aurora waiting for a prince to come and save them they rather rescue themselves.
9.Aurora she's considered the least heroic because she's a damsel in distress she barly did anything except waited for her prince and sleep
8.Snow White she's considered slightly more heroic than Aurora probably because she has more personality than Aurora but she didn't do anything heroic just waited for her prince to come
7.Cinderella she's not heroic at all in the first and second but is very heroic in the third she's willing to fight for her prince and her happily ever after and doesn't wait around for someone to help her
6.Jasmine she's heroic in the series she saves Aladdin and Genie and distracts Jafar while Aladdin tries to steal the lamp but fanpop thinks she's not heroic because she didn't save anybody in the movie
5.Belle she's heroic for she saved the beast and her father but fanpop think her heroicness is more in words and she's a damsel in distress in the wolf sceen
4.Tiana she's one of the very few princesses who actually kills the villian but people think it was an acident rather than on purpose
3.Ariel she the very first heroic princess she saved Flonder from being eaten by a shark and Eric twice and killed the minions and in the broadway version she killed Ursula but they think the other two are more heroic than her
2.Pocahontas she stoped a war and the hate between two different worlds and saved her true love but there is one who is more heroic than her
1.Mulan we all knew she would win from the very beginning she saved her father her love intreast the emperor and all of china and killed the villian she's definatly the most heroic
For sure, all Disney’s girls have amazing hair, but some are better than others. Here they are in order voted on fanpop:
9.Snow White: last as always. People don’t really like her hair “black as ebony tree” probably because of its shortness. Although cute, her hair can’t really compare to others because there’s not much to do with, can’t make any hairdo of it, it can’t float on wind and it always looks like mass of something, not hair.
8.Cinderella: Another girl with short hair. We never really figured out is her hair brown...
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Cute, black and short
9.Snow White: last as always. People don’t really like her hair “black as ebony tree” probably because of its shortness. Although cute, her hair can’t really compare to others because there’s not much to do with, can’t make any hairdo of it, it can’t float on wind and it always looks like mass of something, not hair.
Blond-brown with bangs
8.Cinderella: Another girl with short hair. We never really figured out is her hair brown...
I ship Ship and Water
NOTE ♥ This is not necessarily my personal opinion but the majority of Fanpoppers' choices.
9. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Despite its lack of appreciation on Fanpop, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs remains an iconic film praised for its groundbreaking animation. Before Snow White, animation in America was used primarily for silly short stories and propoganda. It was considered absurd when Walt himself first embraced the idea of creating a full-length, animated feature film. Critics all thought that no one would ever take a simple, overstretched cartoon seriously on the big screen....
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9. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Despite its lack of appreciation on Fanpop, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs remains an iconic film praised for its groundbreaking animation. Before Snow White, animation in America was used primarily for silly short stories and propoganda. It was considered absurd when Walt himself first embraced the idea of creating a full-length, animated feature film. Critics all thought that no one would ever take a simple, overstretched cartoon seriously on the big screen....
I'm sorry, I was really lazy so I photoshopped quickly and some not at all. Even I disagree on some of them. Well, let me know which celebrity you think could play a Disney princess!!!
Liv Tyler as Ariel
I think that Liv's face is fresh and she can rock the red lipstick and the hair.
Rachel Mcadams as Aurora
Rachel's lips and blonde hair reminded me of Aurora. They also both have the same body type.
Natalie Portman as Belle
I'm not sure what it is, maybe it's the feminine traits.
Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella
Scarlett's lips and eyes make me think of Cinderella.
Nicole Scherzinger...
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Liv Tyler as Ariel
I think that Liv's face is fresh and she can rock the red lipstick and the hair.
Rachel Mcadams as Aurora
Rachel's lips and blonde hair reminded me of Aurora. They also both have the same body type.
Natalie Portman as Belle
I'm not sure what it is, maybe it's the feminine traits.
Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella
Scarlett's lips and eyes make me think of Cinderella.
Nicole Scherzinger...
"And away to his castle we'll go...."
10.Someday My Prince Will Come
Coming in last place, Snow White's song "Someday My Prince Will Come". (I know we're not used to Snow White coming in last place, so try to contain your shock.) It's a quick but sweet song about her wanting her prince and her to be reunited. It's really a lovely song but people complained it was a bit too short.
"No matter how your heart is greiving, if you keep on believing..."
9.A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes
This song is a mellow, charming, uplifting song about sticking to your dreams even...
As the majority know, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was Walt Disney's first feature length animated film, therefor giving us our first Disney Princess. There are a variety of different films, fairy tales, animations and stylistic genres that seemed to blend together to make this very historic piece of cinema.
Many believe that Disney was directly inspired to make the film due to the success of the Betty Boop short of the fairy tale. This is relatively believable, given that the Betty Boop short was released in 1933 a year prior to Disney's adaption coming into...
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Betty Boop & Snow White
Okay, so I've been watching our Disney princess movies and I noticed some mistakes. You may or may not have noticed them, and I do not mean any offence to these films. It's just kind of fun to watch. Let's start with Aladdin... Enjoy!_________________________________________________________________________________________________
So, as I said, there are few mistakes I've noticed here. Let's start with Jasmine's golden arm band; the mistake here is that it switches places on her right arm, to her left arm. When Jasmine has just kissed Jafar, it is on her right arm. 
But when Jafar pushes...
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So, as I said, there are few mistakes I've noticed here. Let's start with Jasmine's golden arm band; the mistake here is that it switches places on her right arm, to her left arm. When Jasmine has just kissed Jafar, it is on her right arm.
But when Jafar pushes...
