I was out hiking in the woods with a few friends of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an hour or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you love someone, but then you meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing more powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the bear droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an hour or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you love someone, but then you meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing more powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the bear droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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I may be a little late for this but here we go...
So I have this opinion that I don't know whether or not it's popular, but I know at one point it wasn't. Everyone is just like "oh, she's going to be horrible as Belle!" But I strongly disagree, and here is why.
People say she looks nothing like Belle, so I'm just sitting here like soooo....? She looks no less the the same as Emilie de Ravin does, and she makes a great Belle on Once Upon a Time! I get it, when people see the live action versions of these movies, they want to see the characters similar in both personality wise and design...
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So I have this opinion that I don't know whether or not it's popular, but I know at one point it wasn't. Everyone is just like "oh, she's going to be horrible as Belle!" But I strongly disagree, and here is why.
People say she looks nothing like Belle, so I'm just sitting here like soooo....? She looks no less the the same as Emilie de Ravin does, and she makes a great Belle on Once Upon a Time! I get it, when people see the live action versions of these movies, they want to see the characters similar in both personality wise and design...
Derek and Odette, together in love.
Disney Should Adapt It
I personally think that Disney should adapt this story, although the majority of ballet companies have tragic endings. Some of them have a happy ending, including the 1994 animated version. The only problem is the music, whether or not to keep traditions with Disney's Sleeping Beauty.
Disney Should Not Adapt It
As mentioned, I had listened to the famous piece from this ballet. Sadly to say, the music are dark, dramatic and sinister for a Disney film. Considering that it is a family-friendly environment!
To Be or Not To Be?
So there you have it, do you think Disney should adapt it or not?
Rothbath and the Black Swan.
Tonight! Tonight!
Are you ready for redemption, Hans?
