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When the group reached the ice cream joint (the newly-renovated Cold Stone...now with a huge kid's play area. <sigh> A girl can dream....), they found a big group of villains up to anti-kid junk.
"Awwwwwww! I was hoping we could just eat and NOT deal with this crap," Kacey whined, "All right, guys. Take your pick."
"Dibs on Stickybeard." Megan and Abby said.
"I call Grandma Stuffum." Hoagie called.
"I want KB." Kacey said, smiling evilly. She had plans for him....
"We got Toilenator." David, Maddy, and Christian said.
"We got-"
Kuki inturrpted Kiki and Wally.
" I got Fangface!" she snarled, obviously having a vendetta against him.
"Sweet! We don't have to do anything!" Wally cheered.
"Yes, you do! You have to help me keep Minerva and Li'l Fangface occupied." Kiki interjected.
Wally groaned and rolled his eyes and followed her into the playplace.
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" Hey, Nosfera-Twerp!!! " Kuki yelled.
TC turned around, surprised.
"Woah!!", KB cried between punches, "When did Numbuh 8 go goth?"
Kuki looked down at her dark purple shirt. She looked back at KB and hissed. Then looked back at TC. He looked different; his widow's peak was disappearing little by little, his fangs were dulling down, his hair was growing longer (to the point where it was in an itty-bitty ponytail), he was wearing a black t-shirt (with a Rainbow Monkey on it), sunglasses, and black jeans rather than the vampire get-up, and he even had a bit of color on his face. In short, he kind of looked like a goth hippie.
"The NAME is Spankulot." he said.
"I don't care! Now are you gonna come quietly?"
TC smirked.
"MAKE me!" he taunted.
Kuki snarled like a wild animal and pounced on him.
Everyone stopped what they were doing to watch Kuki beat the snot out of the Count. Even the kids in the play area (only Kiki and Wally,since they were shielding Minerva and Val's eyes from the carnage).
"Woah, woah, woah, Kuki!! That's enough! " Kacey shouted. She pulled her teammate off of the villian, who's cheeks (FACE cheeks, you sickos) were red, and he had a bloody nose.
"You didn't have to be so mean about it!" he cried.
Kuki looked at her slightly bloody knuckles.
"Call up Moonbase to take this guy away. I'm gonna wash this crud off."
The minute she walked into the bathroom, everyone started talking.
"Holy shiz-nit!!" Megan, David, Christian, and just about everyone else exclaimed.
"I told you something crawled up her butt and died!" Minerva added.
"....I don't think that's the cause of her new attitude." Maddy said.
"What do you mean?" Kacey asked.
"Well, there are two possibilities. One is the dreaded 'P' word-"
"You mean 'putzification'?" Val asked.
Everyone shot her a weird look.
"....It's a word...." she said.
"Is not!" Minerva yelled.
"It is NOW!" Val yelled back.
Maddy rolled her eyes.
"....Or Spankulocity Syndrome." she finished.
"WHAT?!" everyone asked.
Kuki then stepped out of the bathroom, smiling.
"So who wants ice cream!?" she squealed.
Everyone looked at her weird.
".....What?"
Kacey leaned in closer to Maddy.
"Tell me more about this later tonight at Lime Ricky's"
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Maddy skimmed through her "KNDoctor's Guide To Diseases, Conditions, and Other Complaints".
"Let's see....'Sibling Rivalry'...'Soda Shock'....AHA! Here it is...."
"What does it say? TELL ME NOW, WOMAN!" Kacey demanded.
Maddy rolled her eyes and began reading:

"Spankulocity Syndrome is one of the most feared and newly-discovered diseases known to kid-kind. It is transmitted by the bite of a spank-happy vampire. The symptoms of disease are much worse in older children and mimic those of the early stages of puberty (mood swings, weird cravings, sudden increase in height.) Other symptoms include redness at the site of the bite (Hey, that rhymes!), personality changes (such as a shy kid becoming free-spirited and wild), and the development of vampire-like features (fangs, widow's peak, paleness, accent in the later stage). Treatment involves having the bite-ee bite the biter back OR a blood transplant. Without treatment, the disease progresses until the next full moon, where Spankulocity Shock takes place."

"What's that?" Megan asked.
Maddy continued reading:

"Spankulocity Shock takes place in the final stages of Spankulocity Syndrome. The symptoms are very severe, including seizures, thrashing, extreme mood swings, and eventually, the victim turns into a full-fledged spank-happy vampire, at which point, the syndrome is irreversible."


Everyone gulped.
"W-w-when's the next full moon?" Kacey asked.
".....12 days away." Kiki said.
"Well, we have plenty of time! We can fix it before then! Besides, it's probably not that. It's puberty!" Wally said happily, obviously in denial.
Ricky walked up.
"Refill, guys?" he asked.
"Yeah."
Kiki handed him a piece of paper.
"Here's my karaoke pic." she said.
Ricky looked it over.
"Sorry, Keeks. We already have someone singing that."
"Who?"
The music started playing. Everyone looked over and saw....KUKI?
Kiki glared.
"No one sings INXS' Devil Inside but ME!"
She looked at Wally.
"Still think it's puberty?" she asked.
"Let's hope so...." Kacey put in.
The note passing day turned into the note passing night. Kuki’s last note was slipped under Wally’s door. He picked it up and read it.
Dear Wally,
    Are you sure? I mean, Sing-A-Song is in a week, and I haven’t even come up with my song! Well, that’s OK. We can talk like this every day! But, it’s getting late and I’m tired. I bet even Kacey’s asleep.
                            Love,
                            Kuki...
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Maddy tugged on her sister's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the kiddie cafe!" she whined.
Val tugged on Kiki's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the playplace!"
Wally tugged on Kacey's sleeve.
"I wanna get out of here!"
Everyone gave him a strange look.
"We just got here!" Kuki said.
"Now you wanna leave? Jeez, how many bowls of 'Crazy Flakes' did YOU have this morning?" Kacey asked.
"Only 2. I'm just getting an uneasy feeling about this place. I have a feeling somethin'- I don't know WHAT, but somethin'- is gonna happen."
"Maybe you're having an anxiety attack." Kiki added.
Val continued to tug on Kiki's sleeve.
"Come...
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"I hate television." Kuki said. She had just watched the season finale of 'Rainbow Monkeys Adventure' and they just killed off one of her favorite characters.
"Wow, this show just wants to get like 'Lost'." Kacey said. Kiki nodded. 'Lost' was a strange show that killed off a ton of characters, had weird flash forwards, flash backs, and flash sideways', and made no sense. Yet, it was really popular. Kuki just began to bawl.
"C'mon Kuki." Wally said. "It's not that bad."
"He's right," Megan began. "It's a fictional character." And just like that, the alarm went off.
"MAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO...
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"Guys, stop! This is madness!" Wally cried.
Kiki raised an eyebrow. "Madness?"
Kacey yelled at the top of her lungs:
"THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE TIME!!!".
She took a knife and cut into the 9-layer cake that everyone helped bake for Abby's birthday. Each layer was a different flavor (which made it even MORE special....and weird-tasting considering the flavors that everyone else picked). Before Abby could take a bite, Maddy stuck a candle into her piece. Kiki lit it.
"Make a wish!" they both chirped.
She thought for a minute. Then smiled and took a deep breath and blew out the candle.
"What's you wish for?"...
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"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl you do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....
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"were you listening? i mean common man! dude you suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! you yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked by his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and home work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...
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“TOMMY!” Hoagie yelled from downstairs. “Get your butt down here! We’re going to the tree house!” Tommy shot downstairs like lightning.
“I love it when we go visit your friends, Hoagie!” Tommy said. He adjusted his hat. Then, he and Hoagie left the house.

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“Mushi! If you’re playing with my Rainbow Monkeys I’m not gonna let you come to the tree house with me!” Kuki called. Mushi trudged downstairs. She carried her only Monkey and groaned.
“Will Wally be there?” Mushi asked.
“Of...
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"Mushi! Tommy! Val and Joey! Where ARE you?!" Kiki called out for what seemed like the billionth time. She was trying really hard not to lose her cool. Kiki grinded her teeth; When she found all 4 kids, she swore she was gonna chew 'em out like there was no tommorow.
"VALENTINA!!! JOEY!!! MUSHI!!!! TOMMY!!! GET YOUR KEISTERS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!" she shrieked angrilly. She sighed.
"Woah, Kiki. Calm down. They couldn't have gone THAT far."
Just then, she heard a bunch of giggling coming from Kuki's room. And a really loud "RIP!". She gasped, and bolted down the hall. When she reached the entrance...
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They were only 2 Hours away from Final Destination.
"Hoagie, quit reading off of the GPS." Megan said.
"When are we getting there?" Maddy asked.
"In 2 Hours." Hoagie said.
"She means what time!" David said.
"Oh, 4:00." Hoagie said.
"UGH! I hate waiting!" Minerva said. She threw a tantrum. Val just scoffed.
"It's 2 Hours!" Val said. "Now I'm in range distance. I could just pop there if I wanted to." Then, Val's eyes widened. She lifted her cape. Christian jumped. But he landed right on the spot where Val was. She was gone.
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"OUCH!"
"If you shove me again, I'll spank the crap out of you!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Sectors V, Q, and David and Christian of SV had all gathered in Sector V's S.C.A.M.P.E.R. It was a long ride from Arizona to Texas, but hey, what're friends for?
"If you guys don't stop fighting, I will turn this thing around!" Hoagie screamed. Minerva stuck her tongue out and shoved Val again.
"Hey!" Val yelled. "I warned you!" Val leaped toward Minerva. But Minerva, like her father, was quick and moved away before Val could spank her. Kiki had enough.
"Alright guys, this is MY mission and I can shove all of you...
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''oof!''
''Ow!''
''hey!''
''gimme that!''
Abby made her way through the hectic costume shop, diving, jumping and weaving her way threw frazzled customers, her cowgirl costume hanging limply at one side. It was 1 day until Halloween, and everyone seemed to have lost there minds. With an exasperated gasp, she handed her costume to the cashier.
''That'll be ten fifty.'' The rather bored looking teenage worker said blandly.
Numbuh 5 forked over the money and headed twords the door. Unfortunately, a rather, Ummmmmm, ''big boned'' woman staggered in at the same time. her protruding stomach pressed Abby...
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The Dance was probably the best dance Sierra Verde had ever held. There was a sweet DJ. There was a disco ball. They even had a colorful dance floor built in the ground! Kacey, David, and Christian arrived. They each let out their own "Whoa." Nearby, they could see Falken getting some punch. Kuki was over on the dance floor waiting for him. She had a pretty pink dress on with ruffled sleeves and on the bottom was ruffled too. Falken returned with some punch. Kuki smiled. She took the punch and drank it. Over on the other side of the Gym, you could see Kiki and Megan talking. Kacey's eyes bulged....
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Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other day i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the day instead of going to the tree house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch bell RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him by the hood while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...
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Everyone froze. There was no movement. Marco stepped forward. Kacey was stuttering, but managed to get out:
"K-k-k- Kids Next Door, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- BATTLE STATIONS!" Toby yelped and bit Marco's leg. Marco kicked him away. Kacey caught him just in time. Wally jumped up and tried to rip off Marco's arm. Marco was too strong even for the Quantonium. Megan turned invisible and ran around the room chucking things at Marco. Hoagie, unable to control himself, turned into a cannon. Everyone went bug-eyed. What shot out of the cannon was unspeakable. Ice Cream. Marco yelled in horror at the chilliness...
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"Ugh! Anymore Ice Cream and I'll explode. You'll have to hose me off the walls." Kacey said. Her wallet was empty. (Except for her Library Card, Knott's Berry Farm Card, I.D. Card etc.) They had eaten tons of Ice Cream. Wally and Kuki had passed out a while ago, Megan and Kiki were on the edge of passing out, and Hoagie and Abby were still going strong. Kacey reached for Toby, but he had laid on his stomach covered in Vanilla Ice Cream. (He couldn't have anything with Chocolate, if you know anything about Dogs)
"Hey, we should... y'know.... go to sleep..." Kiki said rolling onto the floor....
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Wally, Kiki, and the newly "vampirafied" Valentina and Minerva emerged from the ferris wheel. All 4 were about to take to the skies when Kiki's KN-communicator went off. It was Numbuh 362.
"Where are you guys?! It's the Talent Show/Karaoke contest tonight, remember?! You guys are supposed to be performing tonight!"
Kiki smacked her forehead.
"CRAP! I forgot! When do we go on again?"
"5 minutes! You guys better get up here ASAP!"
"Ummmmm....sure! We'll be there soon." She hung up.
"Guys, forget about goin' and punishing kids. We've GOT to get to the Skyline. FAST."
Val spoke up, "Won't my daddy be...
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Kacey gasped for breath as she reached the top of Clifton Hill. There were a group of younger kids crying,
"I want 'Sugar Mountain' back!"
When she asked what had happened, they pointed to a big hole and a trail of candy. This could only mean one thing: Stickybeard. She called Abby on her KN-communicator.
"Numbuh 5's kinda busy right now, Kacey! What do ya want?"
"Busy?"
"Yeah! With Stickybeard! Try callin' your cousin! Maybe he can help!"
She chuckled nervously.
"I'll find someone! Don't worry!" She quickly hung up and called Hoagie.
"Mmmmmmmphmgubwalgdjfb34waqz!"
"Hoagie, swallow you food first....
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Kacey walked into the room, talking on her iPhone.
"So it's all set? Great! See you in two days!" She hung up.
"Who was that?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 362. She says that everything is set for the party. Pack your bags guys! We're goin' to Canada!"



Two days went by really fast. On the morning of the trip, Kacey was the first one up.
"Attention everyone!", she shouted into the microphone, "This is Numbuh 7 requesting that all operatives of Sectors Q and V report to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. NOW! We'll be leavin' in...10 minutes. That is all."
First came Hoagie. Then Maddy and Megan. Then Abby. Then Wally, who...
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As the children hurried Megan's aid, Silently, Madison worked on her bounded hands. With a quick snap, the duct tape tore. A muffled ''help!'' was sounded behind Kiki and Kuki bounds.
''Ummmmmm.... Nah!'' Maddy giggled with a shrug of her shoulders. Suddenly, she cocked her head to the side. What was that noise? Leaving the wriggling two behind, she marched up to level 7.53. Stopping at a alcove at the top of the stairs, she listened to the voices above.
''Man, this was the best plan yet!'' gushed one of the voices.
''By this time tomorrow, they'll be at each others throats!'' laughed another...
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After about 30 seconds of shivering and whispers, Richard looked around.
"You guys gonna do anything or what?" Richard asked.
"Y- y- yeah we are!" Kacey said. She pulled out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Richard scoffed.
"Oh! I'm so scared!" Richard teased. "Or, I would be if I didn't have a giant paperclip myself!" Everyone's eyes bulged.
"How did HE get a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.?" Kacey screamed. She turned to her cousin.
"Heh heh, funny story...." Numbuh 4 began. "Well, it was in my bag and they took my bag." Everyone turned to him. They all growled.
"Don't worry, guys!" Numbuh 2 said. He grabbed his bag...
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