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Numbah1:Numbah 1's log at the moment me and my team mates of sector v are awaiting Numbah11 who's been on a top secret mission that seems to involve teenage-

(Numbah5 hits him)

Numbah1:Hey what was that for?!

Numbah5:Numbah 362 told you not to record anything ya big freeze pop!

Numbah1:Well Numbah5 isn't that ironic..I don't get brain freeze remember?

Numbah5:Put a sock in it.

(A ship lands in the docking station and two operatives in space suits emerge from the ship)

Numbah4:ALIENS!!!!

Numbah5:There not aliens stupid!

(They take the helmets off.It's Jessee and Suzy)

Jessee:Guys!(she rushes up and hugs...
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Up in the control room, Kacey was fixing the cameras that were set up in Kuki’s room. That’s where Mushi and Tommy were.
“By the way,” Kuki said. “Why are there cameras set up in my room?”
“Oh, Wally had me install them a few years ago.” Kacey said. Kuki shot Wally a look. Then, smacked him across the face. Then, she hugged him.
Abby stomped into the room.
“Numbuh 5 can’t get any sleep with all this crying!” Abby yelled.
“SHH!” Everyone in the room said. Then, Kuki was on the phone.
“Kiki! Call Megan and get over here!” Then, Kuki shut the phone before Kiki could...
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Kacey and Kiki panicked as all of the little ones bawled. They tried everything; funny faces, begging, and even crying WITH them. Kacey snapped her fingers as the other 5 wailed. She reached into Joey's bag and pulled out a handful of binkies. She stuck one in every mouth, including Kiki's. Everyone immediatly calmed down.
Kiki took the binky out of her mouth.
"You DO know that's this is only a temporary fix, right?" she asked.
"Duh. Now, if memory serves me correctly, we've got exactly 3 minutes til Joey pulls it out of his mouth and tosses it at the nearest person. Quick, go grab some flashlights...
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It was Thursday. 2 days before the dance. Wally had lasted 2 days of recess with Falken. Everything seemed to turn out OK. Kuki sat next to Wally during Thursday's lunch. He decided to talk to her.
"Eh, um, Kuki?" Wally asked. Kuki took a bite of her sandwich, chewed it, and swallowed.
"Yeah, Wally?" Kuki asked. Wally gulped.
"Um, about Falken," Wally began. "I don't really like the guy as much as you." Kuki smiled.
"You don't have to!" Kuki said. "As long as we're still friends!"
"Friends..." Wally said. "Yeah..."
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Outside Kuki...
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Kiki was lounging around the Sector V treeehouse. School (for her) had gotten out an hour earlier and she had nothing to do (Megan and Maddy were on vacation). She was near the end of her monster movie when she heard the door slam. She jumped and carefully looked over the couch. She then saw a very upset Sector V shuffle in.
"Looks like you guys had a rough day."
"We got stuck with the worst substitue teacher ever!" Kuki whined.
"How bad?"
Wally scoffed, "Mr. Meanermyer-"
Kiki couldn't help but laugh at the name.
He scowled, and she quickly quieted down.
"-wouldn't let us talk, or do homework, or...
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For the last couple hours, Kacey had been watching her favorite show: WWE wrestling. She thought nothing of Wally being kidnapped by Fangirls. But Kuki was going to the extreme.
“What if they give him a swirly? No… that’s too 1980’s….um…what if they make him eat cud? No….too cowish…… what if they-…….kill him?” Kuki had been coming up with dumb scenarios about what the Fangirls would do to Wally. Kacey had ignored her. When she heard the one about killing him, she sighed.
“Oh, yeah, Kuki, they’re gonna kill him.” Kacey said sarcastically. Kuki got all bug-eyed....
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Really should have put this on the part 1, but:

R.eally
O.verthought out
A.lso
D.angerous

T.rip
R.eally
I.s
P.eculliar

Everyones jaw dropped a few feet at the so-called R.V. Val turned to Numbuh 2.
"Are you sure we can't use the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. ?" she asked.
"Sorry, its been having engine troubles." he answered.
Val the turned to David.
"What about the M.I.S.S.I.O.N. M.A.C.H.I.N.E. ?" She then asked.
"We drove it through a WALL, remember?" he answered.
The "R.V. Rental Dude" swaggered out of the main gates. He was wearing a bright green suit and a cowboy hat.
"Hey! Whats the big idea givin' us this rusted...
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About a few days before Halloween, Sector V was decorating their treehouse...with a little help from Sectors Q and SV. Megan, Maddy, Valentina, Kuki, David, and Kiki were singing at the top of their lungs while Halloween songs blared on the "Sounds of the Seasons" channel:
"Who ya gonna call?!"
Kacey, Hoagie, Abby, Minerva, Christian and Wally answered back:
"GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!"
Yep. You guessed right, it was that time of year again. Now, Halloween wasn't the most successful holiday for Sectors V and Q (neither was Christmas...but that's a completely different story). In years past, they've dealt...
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"That's stupid!" Wally and Lexi said simulataneously.
"But it's perfect! We just take what we need or the last periods of the day and we're home free!"
"Actually, that IS a good idea..." Abby said.
Kiki smirked.
"See? At least SOMEONE likes my ideas!"
Kacey rolled her eyes. Kiki opened her locker.
"Alright, toss whatever you don't nessicarily need in here."
Several of the kids tossed their stuff in.
"C'mon Raleigh, do you REALLY need the Goldfish?"
"YES. I'll die without it!"
"She will, too! I've seen her do it." Kacey added.
Abby did a facepalm.
Kiki looked at Val.
"What?"
"Empty the pockets."
"But-"
"NOW."...
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Numbah12:It was a dark and stormy night until the flashlight moved because someone dropped it!mua haa ha ha!
Numbah13:eeeeep!
Numbah14:Don't tell me you believe this dumb story thats not even true!
Numbah10:Omg guys I dropped my flashlight and I can't find it!
Numbah13:AAAAAAAAA!
Numbah12:told ya!
Numbah10:Why do you keep trying to scare Wushi!?!
Numbah12:Hey it's not my fault!
Numbah10:Whatever just make yourself useful and help me find my flashlight!
Numbah12:hmmph!...is this it?
*boom boom boom boom!*
Numbah10:Whats that noise!
Numbah12:I don't know!
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!*
Numbah10:It's getting closer!...
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"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww!!!!!!" Kiki cried from the bathroom, still clutching her stomach. She had been winded pretty bad. Val came running in.
"What happened?" she asked.
"M-M-Mushi.....knee...to the gut...." she gasped.
The little Spank-u-lot gasped. Then clenched her fists and smiled evilly.
"Don't.....y-y-you..... dare!" Kiki gasped.
Val whined, "But Daddy gets to do it all the time! He barely lets me go after anybody!"
"I d-d-don't c-c-care! I'm in charge and I s-s-said-"
Val threw her cape over her head and disappered in a cloud of purple smoke....
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Friday was no better. Wally was forced to wear purple and/or green. He just put on one of Kacey's old jerseys. There. Viper Pride. Walking to school was the worst. Kuki wouldn't even look at him. Not that he wanted her to. Their fight last night caused everything. Now she was gonna go tell Falken. Perfect, Wally thought.
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"Wally Beetles!" Mrs. Wann called. Wally looked up from his desk.
"Huh?" He asked. The class giggled.
"Your project!" Mrs. Wann said. Your Social Studies project!" Wally stopped. PROJECT? He's dead.
"P- p- p- project?!?!?!?!"...
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Drip. Drip. Groggily, Kacey woke up. Something cold and wet continued to drip on her. At first she thought her puppy, Toby, was drooling on her. But, no, he was sleeping in numbuh threes room tonight. As numbuh 7 got up from her bed to investigate, she glanced up at the ceiling. Fat droplets of water were dripping down. Stopping only for a second to change out of her PJ's, she rushed out of the room as fast as possible.
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    As a roaring storm raged outside, the children coward within. It was the morning after the...
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"It's terrible!" Kuki shrieked.
"It's unimaginable!" Kacey cried.
"It's so worth the $125!" Kiki squealed.


For most teens, having to babysit on a Friday night isn't very fun; no matter how much they'd get paid. Kiki, however, couldn't wait to start the job. She had made a deal with a certain villain last week to watch his daughter. After a lot of bartering and a couple of threats, Kiki agreed to watch Val...for $100. Then, over the week, she was approached by Hoagie's mom who offered to pay her 8 bucks to watch Tommy. Then Kuki's parents who offered to pay her 10 bucks to watch Mushi. Then by...
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Now, there were seven vampires. (including The Count) The Toilenator thought it was cool. He ran around saying: "I vant to suck your blood!" Kacey watched. It was dumb. Then, she headed to the Girls' bath room.
"It's safe to come out now." Kacey said. Megan and Abby came out. Maddy was over-joyed to see them.
"I sprayed this dumb vampire guy with mustard!" She told her sister. Megan pretended to like it. Then, Wally snuck up on them.
"BOO!" He said. Everyone jumped back. Wally got a laugh out of Kuki and Kiki.
"Quit messing around, Vally!" Christian said. "Ve have to make our army bigger!"...
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The vicar had been speaking for what felt like a full hour. Tommy was half asleep, along with Abigail’s 7-year-old niece, AJ (Short for Abigail Junior. She also has a sister called CJ-Short for Cree Junior) the service was almost over. Hoagie and Abby both said their wedding vows. Hoagie went first. He said:
“Abigail, ever since I first laid my eyes on you, when I was placed in your sector when we were in the Kids Next Door, I immediately knew that you would be the one for me. I will admit that I was trying to keep it a secret from you, but now I can honestly say I LOVE YOU!”
It was then...
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Abby had been clinging to the tree for the past several hours. About 3 hours earlier, the bear got tired of growling, roaring and being all around...um...bear-ish, and decided to take a nap. This gave her the chance to slowly climb down and make a run for it. She had quietly made it about 3/4 of the way down when Kuki skipped towards the big tree and shouted: "AAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBYYY! Abby! Yoo-hoo, AaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaBbBbbbbbbbBBBBYYyy!!!" She cringed as the bear started waking up. Kuki merrily skipped to her teammate, and bombarded her with questions. "Where have you been? Why didn't you...
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"HOLY CRAP, WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
"We are NOT gonna die! Moon Base must be having their own attack."
"Yeah, but our normal villains aren't SERIAL KILLERS!"
The argument went on for about 10 minutes.
"LISTEN UP!" Kacey yelled. "I learned about this guy. He's just a clown who killed himself 20 years ago. Legend says: He can take the form of a mortal to easily kill his victims. But why does he want to kill people? He wants to get revenge on the family who hired him in the first place."
"Well, then why is he after US?" Megan asked.
"Maybe one of us is related to the family somehow." Hoagie said.
"Or...
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Wally and Kiki walked into the wait room. Kiki had about 6 Rainbow Monkeys in hand. She handed one to Wally as a "Thanks-for-helping" gift. He gagged. She smacked him upside his head, causing her Rainbow Monkeys to fall to the floor. She sighed and bent over to pick them all up.
"There you are!" Kacey called from down the hall. She was wearing a purple KND wrestling jersey and a pair of blue shorts. "Where were you?"
"At that Rainbow Monkey place down the hill."
"AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?!" Kuki roared, all upset. She crossed her arms and pouted. Kiki handed her a "Super Sugar High" monkey. She...
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There was nothing worse than being stuck in the middle row of a van with your cousin. And that's exactly how 11-year-old Kacey Dodson felt. Sitting next to Wally Beetles was not the treat. She looked over at the little notebook he was scribbling on. It was a picture of Wally with muscles and Kuki feeling them. The title said: Kuki Loves Wally. Kacey giggled. Wally noticed that Kacey was looking. He hid the drawing. In the row behind them were Lucas, 9, and Nikolas Dodson, 6, who were playing their Nintendo DS's. In between them was Joey Beetles, 1, who was sleeping. Kacey pulled out her phone....
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