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When the group reached the ice cream joint (the newly-renovated Cold Stone...now with a huge kid's play area. <sigh> A girl can dream....), they found a big group of villains up to anti-kid junk.
"Awwwwwww! I was hoping we could just eat and NOT deal with this crap," Kacey whined, "All right, guys. Take your pick."
"Dibs on Stickybeard." Megan and Abby said.
"I call Grandma Stuffum." Hoagie called.
"I want KB." Kacey said, smiling evilly. She had plans for him....
"We got Toilenator." David, Maddy, and Christian said.
"We got-"
Kuki inturrpted Kiki and Wally.
" I got Fangface!" she snarled, obviously having a vendetta against him.
"Sweet! We don't have to do anything!" Wally cheered.
"Yes, you do! You have to help me keep Minerva and Li'l Fangface occupied." Kiki interjected.
Wally groaned and rolled his eyes and followed her into the playplace.
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" Hey, Nosfera-Twerp!!! " Kuki yelled.
TC turned around, surprised.
"Woah!!", KB cried between punches, "When did Numbuh 8 go goth?"
Kuki looked down at her dark purple shirt. She looked back at KB and hissed. Then looked back at TC. He looked different; his widow's peak was disappearing little by little, his fangs were dulling down, his hair was growing longer (to the point where it was in an itty-bitty ponytail), he was wearing a black t-shirt (with a Rainbow Monkey on it), sunglasses, and black jeans rather than the vampire get-up, and he even had a bit of color on his face. In short, he kind of looked like a goth hippie.
"The NAME is Spankulot." he said.
"I don't care! Now are you gonna come quietly?"
TC smirked.
"MAKE me!" he taunted.
Kuki snarled like a wild animal and pounced on him.
Everyone stopped what they were doing to watch Kuki beat the snot out of the Count. Even the kids in the play area (only Kiki and Wally,since they were shielding Minerva and Val's eyes from the carnage).
"Woah, woah, woah, Kuki!! That's enough! " Kacey shouted. She pulled her teammate off of the villian, who's cheeks (FACE cheeks, you sickos) were red, and he had a bloody nose.
"You didn't have to be so mean about it!" he cried.
Kuki looked at her slightly bloody knuckles.
"Call up Moonbase to take this guy away. I'm gonna wash this crud off."
The minute she walked into the bathroom, everyone started talking.
"Holy shiz-nit!!" Megan, David, Christian, and just about everyone else exclaimed.
"I told you something crawled up her butt and died!" Minerva added.
"....I don't think that's the cause of her new attitude." Maddy said.
"What do you mean?" Kacey asked.
"Well, there are two possibilities. One is the dreaded 'P' word-"
"You mean 'putzification'?" Val asked.
Everyone shot her a weird look.
"....It's a word...." she said.
"Is not!" Minerva yelled.
"It is NOW!" Val yelled back.
Maddy rolled her eyes.
"....Or Spankulocity Syndrome." she finished.
"WHAT?!" everyone asked.
Kuki then stepped out of the bathroom, smiling.
"So who wants ice cream!?" she squealed.
Everyone looked at her weird.
".....What?"
Kacey leaned in closer to Maddy.
"Tell me more about this later tonight at Lime Ricky's"
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Maddy skimmed through her "KNDoctor's Guide To Diseases, Conditions, and Other Complaints".
"Let's see....'Sibling Rivalry'...'Soda Shock'....AHA! Here it is...."
"What does it say? TELL ME NOW, WOMAN!" Kacey demanded.
Maddy rolled her eyes and began reading:

"Spankulocity Syndrome is one of the most feared and newly-discovered diseases known to kid-kind. It is transmitted by the bite of a spank-happy vampire. The symptoms of disease are much worse in older children and mimic those of the early stages of puberty (mood swings, weird cravings, sudden increase in height.) Other symptoms include redness at the site of the bite (Hey, that rhymes!), personality changes (such as a shy kid becoming free-spirited and wild), and the development of vampire-like features (fangs, widow's peak, paleness, accent in the later stage). Treatment involves having the bite-ee bite the biter back OR a blood transplant. Without treatment, the disease progresses until the next full moon, where Spankulocity Shock takes place."

"What's that?" Megan asked.
Maddy continued reading:

"Spankulocity Shock takes place in the final stages of Spankulocity Syndrome. The symptoms are very severe, including seizures, thrashing, extreme mood swings, and eventually, the victim turns into a full-fledged spank-happy vampire, at which point, the syndrome is irreversible."


Everyone gulped.
"W-w-when's the next full moon?" Kacey asked.
".....12 days away." Kiki said.
"Well, we have plenty of time! We can fix it before then! Besides, it's probably not that. It's puberty!" Wally said happily, obviously in denial.
Ricky walked up.
"Refill, guys?" he asked.
"Yeah."
Kiki handed him a piece of paper.
"Here's my karaoke pic." she said.
Ricky looked it over.
"Sorry, Keeks. We already have someone singing that."
"Who?"
The music started playing. Everyone looked over and saw....KUKI?
Kiki glared.
"No one sings INXS' Devil Inside but ME!"
She looked at Wally.
"Still think it's puberty?" she asked.
"Let's hope so...." Kacey put in.
-the worst thing happened ... in the history of Gallagher elementary....-
every body gathered around eggbert egglstein the 4th grade president for a sooper ultra important assembly "we have good news and bad news every body-" he started but his adviser whispered in his ear "oh i mean we only have goodish/badish news depends on how you think of it" the crowd started rambling at each other "quiet quiet" every one kept on talking "SHUT UP!!!" his adviser yelled at the top of his lungs "thank you i am pleased and scared to announce that our old president has - GOTTEN LET OUT OF DETENTION!" the...
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One half-hour later, numbuh 14 was tied to a chair in the Delightful Children's mansion. Obviously, not everything had gone according to plan. She silently cursed herself. One of the first rules she had learned as a cadet was to always have a plan. And a back-up plan, and a back-up plan for the back-up plan. But, the thing was, numbuh 14 never even really had a plan in the first place. Suddenly, the Delightful Children walked into the room, numbuh Fifty by their side. , Why hello Annie, what a pleasant surprise!, numbuh 50 mockingly said, a sick smile on her face. , Hi, traitor!, numbuh 14...
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The firey head started it's usal speech again, but the Scare Crow interupted.
"Oi, we got your cruddy broom, so give us our wishes!"
The head glared a him.
"BUT THAT'S IMMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED THE WITCHES CASTLE!" it screamed.
"Well we just did." said the Tin Girl evenly.
"NEVER!" the head yelled
Toto sniffed around. He had caught a scent that didn't really belong in a lair of evil Flowery perfume. He followed the scent to a far corner, where a curtain hung. Gripping th fabric with his smaal sharp teeth, he pulled it back. Sitting on a computer desk swivel chair, sat a girl with a yellow...
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“And the ghost whispered in her ear. He said: “Your soul belongs to me, and it always will be.” Kacey said. It was a cold, winter night and the KND were having a camp-out. The 6th-Graders (Kacey, Raleigh, David, Christian, and friend Brooke [not in KND]) planned it out a month ago and set up the tents. Kacey, Megan, Raleigh, and Brooke would all be sharing the same tent cuz at some point, they all are the same age. Kiki, Kuki, and Abby share a tent cuz they’re the left-overs. And all the boys get one too.
“NO!” Kiki yelled while gripping her Vampire Rainbow Monkey.
“Yes!”...
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Though Numbuh 7 had called "Battle Stations", nobody had moved...well, all except Hoagie, who was holding Kiki back from pummeling Wally. "Lemme at 'im! Lemme at 'im!!!" she growled. Wally was about 2 inches from her reach and took the oppurtunity to tease her a bit, despite everyone else's warnings. Hoagie's fingers were sweaty and started to slip....letting Kiki spank Wally at full force. >.< Everyone, except for Kuki, had covered their eyes. Kuki, on the other hand, was laughing. "HA!! He finally got what he deserved!" she roared. Kiki, Hoagie, and the newly "vampirafied" Wally looked...
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It was 1:30 in the morning and all of the female operatives were still up; giggling wildly and occasionally squealing...all except Numbuh 3. Even after several hours, she was still pretty shaken up from the movie. Numbuh 8 stood up and said, "Wanna get a bowl of Rainbow Munchies? That always calms me down." She nodded and started to walk out with Kiki, but stopped at the doorway. "But what if....HE'S out in the hallway?"
"I promise. Nothing is gonna attack you." Kiki reassured, motioning at Numbuh 7 to give her a flashlight. The two girls gulped and slowly made their way down the big hallway....
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Kiki explained to Kacey and the others what had happened. In short, food and chairs were thrown, kids were tackled AND a new policy was put in place: all the kids in the next two lunch periods would have their bags checked.....cuz appereantly, SOME kids had silly string, water balloons and even drugs (no lie) in their backpacks. A lot of the other kids groaned, Kacey had a WTF moment, and Kiki pouted and whined...typical. Then the bell rang for 6th period. Kiki stormed out of the classroom, muttering some not-so G-rated words under her breath. Every so often, Val would ask what a few of the...
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Numbah3:Lala la laa la!

(Numbah4 is covering his ears)

Numbah4:Ever since she got that stupid rainbow cruddy it's been a living nightmare!

Numbah5:C,mon she's happy!

Numbah2:Yeah and look on the bright side no villians have attacked all day!

MEANWHILE AT VILLIAN HQ.....

Jack:Cree you've failed again!

Cree:Im sorry jack...

Jack:YOU WILL BE!(Starts firing up like father)

Cree:Wait give me another chance!If you do I promise you I'll destroy sector v and all the kn dorks!Even those stupid kids in the future sector m!

Jack:(flames down)No...bring me sector m and sector v or else!(fires up)

Cree:Yes Jack!

Jack:THATS...
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"Come on, Kace'!" ,Kiki whined through her KN- communicator, "I know how much you guys loved coming to my school for a day...what's so bad about coming for the LAST day of classes?"
"I JUST got out of school! I don't wanna go back again! ESPECIALLY after what happened last time." Kacey responded.
"I didn't even mention the best part!" Kiki shot back.
"Yeah? What's the best part?"
Kiki smiled mischevously, "Well, there'll be free food cuz we're throwin' parties in a few classes....AND, from what I hear, there's gonna be a ginormous- no, wait, huge-no wait- GIHUGIC food fight for all 3 lunch periods."...
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Numbah5:(picks up the phone and dials)

?????:Hello?

Numbah5:Cree?it's Abbey.....

Cree:You twerp!why are you calling here?!

Numbah5:I need...dare I say it...boy advice.

Cree:(gasps)if this is some kind of trick im warning you the teenz will soround you stupid tree house and-

Numbah5:Cree...im not asking you as an enemy...im asking you as a sister...

Cree:....Okay..but im not turning my back for a second!...so?....who is it?

Numbah5:h-...h-...hank?

Cree:What the-...O-O....You mean Hoag-

Numbah5:Yeah...

Cree:Oh he's easy...

Numbah5;NOT ANYMORE THERES THIS NEW GIRL JESSEE WHO'S HOLDING HANDS WITH HIM AS WE...
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posted by kndluva
By standing on the Cowardly Lions shoulders, the Scare Crow was able to reach the huge knocker on the giant door. While waiting for a response, they all starred up at the exspansive city byond the gates. It seemed, it's name sake being no exageration, that the city was made out a glowing, shimmering, corascating emerald. The entire city shone like green neon. The sudden clanging of a miniuter door built inside the gate tore their attention away from the nirvana enducing city. A VERY familair face poked through.

"Why is that R-tard Toilenator in this story?"
"Numbuh 4, how did you get out of the...
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Suzy:Um...wow really thats it?...um let's see....yeah thats my last name.....

Numbah5:Hey has anyone seen numbah 7?

(Numbah 7 rushes in)

Numbah7:Oh....Wally's getting shoved into a portal....hmmm...don't care...although it could be funny.....

Numbah4:Hello mad woman about to stuff me into a crazed portal here!!!

Suzy:(Shoves him in)

Numbah3:WALLY!!!!

Suzy:uggg your worse than Wushi!

Numbah1 and 2:who the heck is Wushi!?

Numbah7:Man this is lame....I could be so many other places right now....

Suzy:Ugggg whatever!Numbah1 is waiting!

Numbah1:Huh?

Suzy:Man my dad is stupid.....

everyone:DAD?!


Suzy:im in trouble...
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It was an interesting day at Gallager and I was about to make it even more interesting!

Numbah 5:NUMBAH 2 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP NARRATING!

Numbah2:Come on numbah 5 im just kidding.

Numbah5:Well it's just whenever you start narrating you start a stupid detective case that I have to listen to!

Numbah2:....Well...

Numbah5:Let me guess...thats what you were going to do right?

Numbah2:Kind of....

Anyways were was I...oh yeah more interesting...why was I about to make it even more interesting?because I was about to crack a new case...kids at school had been going missing lately and nobody had gotten contact...
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Greetings operatives and cadets! This is Numbuh 1000 speaking to you today, and I have a word or two to say. I know it's hard to come up with fan fiction ideas, acronyms for the title, or any title at all. The same go for Fan arts. I have come up with a solution. Me. I come up with Fan Fiction and Fan art ideas all the time, it's just I'm not a good drawer or storywriter. So, here is my proposition. If you need ideas or acronyms, or titles, ask me. Gimme a main dea, I'll come up with a title. Need a seasonal fan art? I'll come up with somthing. Think I'm a nerd and I don't know what I'm talking about and I really should just shut up? Thats justifiable.


This infomercial is a product of Numbuh 1000 is kinda awesome, but we're not quite sure yet corporation. Any stories that turn out to be majorly suckish can not be held against this company in the court of law, and neither can ultra cruddy fan arts. Yes I'm talking to you.
posted by taismo723
“WHERE ARE KUKI AND WALLY?” Raleigh shouted the next morning.
“Who cares?” Kacey said, hugging a bag of Goldfish. (XD)
“They ARE missing.” Kiki said poking her head out of the tent.
“Oh, I know where they went.” David said with a smirk.
“Oh, puh-lease.” Megan said. “They were abducted by ghosts! Remember how one whispered in my ear last night?”
“Ghosts don’t exist, Smart One!” Abby called from her tent. “Now shut up! Numbuh 5 is trying to sleep!”
“She’s right.” Hoagie said.
“Thank you!” Abby said.
“No, not you. Megan is.”
“I am?” Megan smiled....
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"Just walk away." Kacey said. "We don't wanna piss him off-"
"HI KYLE!" Raleigh yelled.
Kacey slapped her forehead.
"What the-?" Kyle turned around. He saw the three standing there, two bug-eyed, and one waving her hand violently.
"Kyle, we're solving a mystery. Don't bother us." Kacey said. Raleigh remembered about the mystery and ran up to Kyle and questioned him.
"Where were you about a half hour ago?" Raleigh asked in a British accent.
"Um, I was at my house...?" Kyle said. Kacey did the hand gesture to Raleigh telling her to stop.
"Did you rip up the Rainbow Monkeys?" Raleigh asked.
...
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"NO!"
The day was normal, Kacey, Raleigh, (Numbuh 16) David, and Christian were all hanging out on the fence by the tree-house.
If you're wondering why David screamed, it's because he saw a squirrel, threw a pebble at it, and missed.
"Dude, it's not the end of the world." Raleigh said.
"Says the girl who has major spaz attacks during class." David argued.
"You're not even IN my class!" Raleigh said.
"Hey, he's not lying." Kacey said.
None of them noticed, but Christian had left.
"Shut up." Raleigh told them.
"Wait, where'd Christian go?" David asked.
All three turned to see Christian walking...
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“Hi, I’m gonna sing the song Just the Way You Are.” Wally said.
Kuki shrieked.
Wally gulped, and then he began:
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile...
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The note passing day turned into the note passing night. Kuki’s last note was slipped under Wally’s door. He picked it up and read it.
Dear Wally,
    Are you sure? I mean, Sing-A-Song is in a week, and I haven’t even come up with my song! Well, that’s OK. We can talk like this every day! But, it’s getting late and I’m tired. I bet even Kacey’s asleep.
                            Love,
                            Kuki...
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