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When the group reached the ice cream joint (the newly-renovated Cold Stone...now with a huge kid's play area. <sigh> A girl can dream....), they found a big group of villains up to anti-kid junk.
"Awwwwwww! I was hoping we could just eat and NOT deal with this crap," Kacey whined, "All right, guys. Take your pick."
"Dibs on Stickybeard." Megan and Abby said.
"I call Grandma Stuffum." Hoagie called.
"I want KB." Kacey said, smiling evilly. She had plans for him....
"We got Toilenator." David, Maddy, and Christian said.
"We got-"
Kuki inturrpted Kiki and Wally.
" I got Fangface!" she snarled, obviously having a vendetta against him.
"Sweet! We don't have to do anything!" Wally cheered.
"Yes, you do! You have to help me keep Minerva and Li'l Fangface occupied." Kiki interjected.
Wally groaned and rolled his eyes and followed her into the playplace.
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" Hey, Nosfera-Twerp!!! " Kuki yelled.
TC turned around, surprised.
"Woah!!", KB cried between punches, "When did Numbuh 8 go goth?"
Kuki looked down at her dark purple shirt. She looked back at KB and hissed. Then looked back at TC. He looked different; his widow's peak was disappearing little by little, his fangs were dulling down, his hair was growing longer (to the point where it was in an itty-bitty ponytail), he was wearing a black t-shirt (with a Rainbow Monkey on it), sunglasses, and black jeans rather than the vampire get-up, and he even had a bit of color on his face. In short, he kind of looked like a goth hippie.
"The NAME is Spankulot." he said.
"I don't care! Now are you gonna come quietly?"
TC smirked.
"MAKE me!" he taunted.
Kuki snarled like a wild animal and pounced on him.
Everyone stopped what they were doing to watch Kuki beat the snot out of the Count. Even the kids in the play area (only Kiki and Wally,since they were shielding Minerva and Val's eyes from the carnage).
"Woah, woah, woah, Kuki!! That's enough! " Kacey shouted. She pulled her teammate off of the villian, who's cheeks (FACE cheeks, you sickos) were red, and he had a bloody nose.
"You didn't have to be so mean about it!" he cried.
Kuki looked at her slightly bloody knuckles.
"Call up Moonbase to take this guy away. I'm gonna wash this crud off."
The minute she walked into the bathroom, everyone started talking.
"Holy shiz-nit!!" Megan, David, Christian, and just about everyone else exclaimed.
"I told you something crawled up her butt and died!" Minerva added.
"....I don't think that's the cause of her new attitude." Maddy said.
"What do you mean?" Kacey asked.
"Well, there are two possibilities. One is the dreaded 'P' word-"
"You mean 'putzification'?" Val asked.
Everyone shot her a weird look.
"....It's a word...." she said.
"Is not!" Minerva yelled.
"It is NOW!" Val yelled back.
Maddy rolled her eyes.
"....Or Spankulocity Syndrome." she finished.
"WHAT?!" everyone asked.
Kuki then stepped out of the bathroom, smiling.
"So who wants ice cream!?" she squealed.
Everyone looked at her weird.
".....What?"
Kacey leaned in closer to Maddy.
"Tell me more about this later tonight at Lime Ricky's"
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Maddy skimmed through her "KNDoctor's Guide To Diseases, Conditions, and Other Complaints".
"Let's see....'Sibling Rivalry'...'Soda Shock'....AHA! Here it is...."
"What does it say? TELL ME NOW, WOMAN!" Kacey demanded.
Maddy rolled her eyes and began reading:

"Spankulocity Syndrome is one of the most feared and newly-discovered diseases known to kid-kind. It is transmitted by the bite of a spank-happy vampire. The symptoms of disease are much worse in older children and mimic those of the early stages of puberty (mood swings, weird cravings, sudden increase in height.) Other symptoms include redness at the site of the bite (Hey, that rhymes!), personality changes (such as a shy kid becoming free-spirited and wild), and the development of vampire-like features (fangs, widow's peak, paleness, accent in the later stage). Treatment involves having the bite-ee bite the biter back OR a blood transplant. Without treatment, the disease progresses until the next full moon, where Spankulocity Shock takes place."

"What's that?" Megan asked.
Maddy continued reading:

"Spankulocity Shock takes place in the final stages of Spankulocity Syndrome. The symptoms are very severe, including seizures, thrashing, extreme mood swings, and eventually, the victim turns into a full-fledged spank-happy vampire, at which point, the syndrome is irreversible."


Everyone gulped.
"W-w-when's the next full moon?" Kacey asked.
".....12 days away." Kiki said.
"Well, we have plenty of time! We can fix it before then! Besides, it's probably not that. It's puberty!" Wally said happily, obviously in denial.
Ricky walked up.
"Refill, guys?" he asked.
"Yeah."
Kiki handed him a piece of paper.
"Here's my karaoke pic." she said.
Ricky looked it over.
"Sorry, Keeks. We already have someone singing that."
"Who?"
The music started playing. Everyone looked over and saw....KUKI?
Kiki glared.
"No one sings INXS' Devil Inside but ME!"
She looked at Wally.
"Still think it's puberty?" she asked.
"Let's hope so...." Kacey put in.
"What on Earth were you guys doing in a closet?" Numbuh 5 asked after being tackled.
"Dumb fangirls trapped us." Wally said. Everyone nodded. Abby sighed.
"Alright, this ship is causing too much trouble. We're getting off." Numbuh 5 said. Everyone was puzzled.
"See that life boat over there?" Abby asked. Everyone let out "OH!!"s. hey ran down to their cabin and packed all of their stuff. They quickly hopped in life boat #7. Kiki lowered it down to the water, then cut the ropes. They were free from the cruise boat.
"Hooray! Stupid fangirls are stuck on that ship!" Kuki said pointing upward....
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BEE-OOOOOO! BEE-OOOOOO! BEE-OOOOO!
"GODDANGIT!!," Wally whined, "Can't a kid get any sleep around here?!"
Kacey yawned, "Lately? No.", She looked at her iPhone. 1:00 AM, "You know that evil never sleeps."
The rest of the team wandered out, most still waking up.
"Whose butt do we gotta kick THIS time?" Megan groaned.
"Well, there are only a few people who I can think of that are still up at this hour." said a voice.
Everyone jumped...then realized it was Kiki....still in her "day clothes" and with her G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A. in hand.
"And one of those people is a supervillain." she finished.
Maddy pondered...
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Numbuh 2 walked away from the screaming children, who were complaining about what the villains had done so far. As usal, when the sh..... aving cream has hit the fan (If you know Numbuh 8, you'll get that), he came up with a plan that would probably backfire later, especially if he knew the others as well as he did. He traveled down the hallways untill he reached the gian texstra strength door freezer, used to store the most precious of ice cream. But, since they had a huge sugar blow-out next week (Kacey may have been behind this) the freezer was empty. Stooping down to the middle of the freezer...
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Toto scampered through the forest, trying to find the others. He sniffed around. He caught the scent of somthing. Oil, wet fur, and hay. The kids! He rounded another coner and found the group, who were looking rather depressed.
"It's Toto!" the Tingirl gasped as she looked up.
The children swarmed around the pet, giving him hugs and afectionate scratches on the head.
"Well, if Toto can lead us to the castle, we need to think up a plan to break in." said the Lion.

"This story is getting boring!"
"Kuki, this is my story!!!"
"When does it get scary? I need to know when to get my "Boogey-Man Protecter"...
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Numbah10:Okay guys this should be a quick fight....

Grudjer:For once I agree!(tosses clouds at 10,1000,and 7 only 1000 gets hit)

1000:Dang it!(faints)

Numbah7:Now what!?

Numbah10:I know!....wait no...that sounds like something numbah12 would say....

Numbah7:Are you gonna quote your boyfriend or are you gonna try and think of a plan to defeat the Grudjer and keep Wally maimed at the same time!

Numbah10:K first of all he is way not my boyfriend!second you really hate your cousin and third....let's use the-



Kids next door V.A.C.U.M (very artificial crap urges main)


Numbah7:Oh thats right if he's made...
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Numbuh 362 tapped her C.O.M.U.N.I.C.A.T.I.A.N. device rappidly.
"Hello? Hello?!?! Numbuh 1000!?!"
The line was dead. She turned to a asistant.
"Get me Sectors Q, SV, and V ASA-NOW!"
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The S.C.A.M.P.E.R., M.I.S.S.I.O.N. M.A.C.H.I.N.E., and C.O.O.L. B.U.S. landed in the parking lot outside the quarentined school. Kids Next Door operatives lined the perimeter, road blocks placed at every opening.
Kacey stepped out of the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. and cleared her throat.
"Alright people, listen up! Here is the plan. My sector will distract the...
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"Man, I didn't know they even made newspapers anymore!" Wally yelled. He looked around. "Thank God no one heard that." Wally looked more into the newspaper for the day's date. There it was; the movie list. Wally looked harder into it. There were three PG movies. They were: 1) Rainbow Monkeys-The Return of Origami Loved One 2) Yipper! 3D 3) The Beach of Romance.
"Hey Wally." Kacey said. She walked in the room with a gallon of soda.
Wally was startled and put the newspaper down. "Hi."
"Why do you have a newspaper?" She asked.
"Because............... the cable's out." Wally lied. Kacey picked...
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“I heard that at one point in his life, Hades gathered everyone from St. Louis and gathered them up in one room, and no one was spared. Not even the CHILDREN.” Kacey said. She flipped through the pages of her Greek Mythology Book. Kuki screamed loudly and jumped behind Wally.
“Smooth.” Megan said.
“You’re not one to talk.” Kacey said. “You made Hoagie run to the bathroom crying because you rejected him for the eleventy bamillionth time.” Megan shrugged.
“He deserved it.”
Then, a loud bark made them all jump.
“IT’S CEREBUS!” Kacey yelled. “THE GAURDIAN OF HADES’...
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7. 7 AM. What sick monster schedules a major event THAT early on a Saturday?
Sectors V and slogged out of the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. (with Val, Maddy, Minerva, and Wally pulling a wagon with a half-asleep Kiki in it).
"Why can't we be in this olympics thingy?" Maddy asked.
"You guys are a little too young to do it. Numbuh 362 says so." Abby answered.
Kacey yawned and looked at the map.
"Let's see....the cafeteria is on the 3rd floor. Come on guys, let's get breakfast."
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Kiki, Kacey, and Megan looked at the strange green and purple substance that was on their trays....
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"so when is any time YOU want?" "i don't know any time i want now go to bed" "go to bed?! we'll get like 2 minutes of sleep!" numbuh 4 tried not to yell but he was loud enough to where numbuh 5 could here him "WOULD YALL KEEP IT DOWN?! numbuh 5 needs her beauty sleep" she started to walk out of his room numbuh 3 was still hiding under his pillow "wait numbuh 3 what are you doin in numbuh 4's room at this time of night!?" "uhh numbuh 3 isn't in here what are you talking about? your tired go back to sleep heh heh" he said pushing her out of the room "go to sleep?! I'll get like 2 minutes of sleep!"...
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Kuki and Wally kiss in Operation: Z.E.R.O. To bad they're all old and zombified.
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"Like, I'm booooooooooooooooooooored!!!" Minerva whined.
Abby rolled her eyes and sighed for what seemed like the 671,945,832th (YAY RANDOM NUMBERS!) time.
"Tough. We're not leaving this place one operative short!"
Minerva scoffed. "Like it makes any difference. I don't really care if he-"
The other operative spun around and pointed a finger in her face.
"YOU are SO asking for it! Yes, I'll admit, he is a putz, but I don't hate him so much that I don't care if he.....y'know....pushes up daisies."
Minerva smirked. "It's cuz you LIIIIIIIIKE him, right?"
She didn't answer.
"I KNEW IT! Abby and Wally,...
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