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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To Castle Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where you play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination to life and ills her and then tries to kill you. And for a first level boss, it's pretty hard. It shoots this ghosts at you which deal a whole lot of damage. The best way to win is to hide in a large hole in a wall and just shoot it and hide back in the hole... Odd how ghosts can't crawl through, but whatever
Score: 6/10

Boss: X Super Soldier
Holy shit, was this guy hard. All of his attacks, and I do mean all, are high damaging, and worse, Nazi's constantly come to help him. And, you only get a limited amount of health packs... Oh right, this isn't any average FPS where you can just hide and the regenerate health. No, you have to get health or else your screwed. And when this guy kills you, which, unless your a master at this shit, will happen a lot, you'll just throw down your controller and say "Wow. That was real fucking cheap"
Score: 3/10

Boss: Heinrich I
For a final boss, and especially after the last two, you'd expect him to be hard.... Nope... Believe it or not, her is pathetically easy. We had a giant zombie monster, and a powerful robot built by Nazi's. So, what's the games final boss? Fucking Rob Zombie on steroids. Only thing to make the fight last longer then a minute is his high health. So, all you'll be doing is walking around the arena shooting him with your weapons while you wait for him to die. All I can say is, I wish you luck on not falling asleep
Score: 1/10

So, this game had a good boss.... Just a as in 1. So, the boos of this article is The Olaric for at least being somewhat fair. That's it for this article. I'll see you all nest time on Boss Bits
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Seanthehedgehog Presents

A Hedgehog In Ponyville Story

The Grand Galloping Gala

Based off of the Grand Galloping Gala Roleplay from Applejackrocks1, now known as Jade_23.

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits by door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see...
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The following is an STH/AM6663 Fan Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 Fan Fiction

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Applejack was walking around Ponyville. All the ponies were having a wonderful time, and the weather was like a summer day in August. It was wonderful.

Applejack: Twilight, what's up?
Twilight: Man I still sound like a black man, but things are alright.
Applejack: do you know when Celestia will let you become a princess again?
Twilight: I have to cast a spell that can fix broken...
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You know what’s a good holiday to celebrate? Hitler’s birthday…. I think this may be my most controversial article. Oh well. So, what is the best source of the media to promote the birthdate of a ruthless dictator? Video games. And people wonder why I’m not allowed to have friends. First, some rules. Of course, only games that I have played. I am also including games that I haven’t played. With that said, let us start the list

#5: Hitler from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Video Game



The Last Crusade was released on a LOT of consoles. The Amiga, DOS, Windows, Atari, Commodore,...
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This is something that happened to me just today. However, I felt that this was somehow necessary for a WST. So, what I remember was that my mom, dad, and little sister had to go to the store to get some groceries, and, normally, they are gone for an hour, and it was just me all by myself, because my brother said he would go to his friends house. So, I was just sitting in my room, doing…. usual stuff… And my usual, I mean I was just fucking around on Youtube, bored out of my goddamn mind as usual. By the time you're sixteen, being home alone isn’t all the exciting. However, I hear a knock...
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Have you ever seen something that had a perfect ending, and it never needed a sequel to it ever? Let’s look at some examples. The movie Psycho was a brilliant horror film… It got a sequel. No one asked for it and it sucked. This also happens in video games, like Bioshock. Fun gameplay and interesting story... It got a sequel. No one asked for it, and it sucked. Same thing goes with anime, like Black Butler. A wonderful series with great characters... It got a sequel. Guess what? No one asked for it and it sucked. And guess what? Even creepypastas aren’t safe. Ben Drowned, a well thought...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

The series is meant to be based off of Japanese anime. The story follows a young high school student named Shusaku, who is told by his partner, an angel named Akio, that he is a Death Angel, an angel from Heaven sent to earth to fight demons. Shusaku is born as an Earthborn Death Angel, meaning that the time he was born, a Death Angel set foot on earth, giving him it’s powers. However, this means that he is more stronger than usual Death Angels, and that he is now a target to Munemitsu, the Demon King who plans on taking over the world and making humans his slaves. Akio now wishes...
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There are quite a lot of movies. So many movies that people seem to love, no matter what… Even though I may have to disagree with them. And seeing that I already did a Top Ten Overrated Video Games, as well as a Top Ten Overrated Anime, I felt that a Top Ten Overrated Movie list was necessary. Now, before I start this list, I don’t hate these movies. In fact, I love some of these movies. I just feel they get more praise than they deserve. Also, no Frozen, because obvious choice is obvious, and no Twilight, because, let's face it, EVERYONE hates that movie, so it’s not even loved enough...
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100: Spectral Force 3
99: Yoshi’s Topsy-Turvy
98: Ghostbusters: The Video Game
97: Lego Battles
96: Return to Castle Wolfenstein
95: Matrix: The Path of Neo
94: Glover
93: Gex 3
92: Pac-Man Party
91: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: The Video Game
90: Halo 2
89: Army Men: Air Tactics
88: Sonic Generations 3D
87: Saints Row IV
86: Lego Star Wars 2: The Original Trilogy
85: Trauma Team
84: Tetris Plus
83: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
82: Army Men
81: Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag
80: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
79: The 7th Guest
78: SimCity 2000
77: Resident Evil: Revelations
76: Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3
75: Dead...
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Now, there are a lot of games that people praise for good reasons. However, there are times when I look at games and say “People say these games are the best ever made”? Now, don’t get me wrong, I do not hate these games (Well, not all of them, anyway), I just think they get more praise then they deserve. Now, with that said, lets start the list

Grand Theft Auto V
Grand Theft Auto V


#10: Grand Theft Auto V - Wow. Only number ten and already I am pissing people off. Now, Grand Theft Auto V is a fun game. It has an amazing open world, a great story, a cast of wonderful characters, and addictive gameplay....
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Leonard: I'm a perfectly nice guy. No reason we can't go to a nice dinner together. Have a lovely dinner. Maybe take a nice walk after. She ends up taking me to her apartment (begins having panic attack). We begin kissing.. We're GONNA HAVE SEX! OH GOD! OH GOD!
Sheldon: Is the sex starting already.
Leonard: I'm having panic attack!
Sheldon; Well.. Calm down.
Leonard: I can't calm down. Other wise they wouldn't call it a panic ATTACK!


Leonard: Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign. Everytime I open my mouth!?


Penny: Your so sweet. Why can't all guys be like you.
Leonard: Cause if all guys were like...
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Guard: (Whistles)
Link: Hey, you, random guard
Guard: Hey, its you....... girl clothed boy
Link: I got something for you
Guard: Oh, is it a Snickers bar
Link: Nope (Cuts guard in half) That's for throwing me in that cell you asshole

Link: (At the top) Finally. Here we are.... again
Aryll: Link, your back
Link: Aryll, how have you been
Aryll: Oh, well the seagulls have been looking at me constantly, but thanks to this jail cell, they can't really get in to attack me
Seagull: YOU LUCKY BITCH
Link: Well, lets get you out of here
Aryll: Um, Link, why is there some pirate hooker behind you
Link: Who (Turns)
Tetra:...
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King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. Dragon Roost Island
Link: I knew that
King of Red Lions: How
Link: Well, the name of the island just materializes on the top of the screen
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, you go ahead and see whats going on
Link: Aren't you coming with me
King of Red Lions: I would, but, you see, I have things to do, and- Oh right, I'M A FUCKING BOAT
Link: Okay, Mr. Smartass, I'll go look (Walks off)

Link: Wow, its a place filled with bird people. I feel as though, that this must be some sort of alien race
Postman: Link, hello again
Link: Hello... you
Postman: You don't recognize me....
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Hello everyone. Now, what are some of the things that make a character unlikable. Are they annoying? Are they jerks? Well, it depends on who they are. But trust me, there are lots of hateable characters in video games. The only question is which ones are the worst. Well, the rules are that there is only one per franchise and only games I've played. Now, here we go
(Warning, this list contains spoilers)

20: Vannile from Final Fantasy 13 - Wow. We are actually starting with her? This is going to be a long list. Now, I would have chosen Tidus from Final Fantasy 10, but I haven't played that one,...
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(I would like to thank Alinah for informing me of this)
(Warning: This review contains spoilers)
So, um... I was told to review a Pewdiepie playthrough of the Witch's House, even though I told myself that I'm not supposed to review reviewers, and Pewdiepie is technically a reviewer so I can't review this. However, I can review the game itself, The Witch's House. but before I do, I have to make a short statement on Pewdiepie... Pewdiepie's funny, okay, now the review
The Witch's House is a Japanese game that was then translated to English. It is about a gmae where you [lay as a young girl named...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
January 20, 2:39 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Happy Yappy- Wow. So this must be the room where you make your shows
Wind Waker Guy- Yep. Anyway, we need to think of what was going on when the mystery man was lurking around the warehouse
Happy Yappy- We could go to the warehouse and try to find some unfound evidence
Wind Waker Guy- I guess it wouldn't hurt to look

January 20
Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse

Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) No matter how many times I come here, I keep wishing I had no nose
Happy Yappy- So, we need to find some evidence that we missed
Wind Waker Guy- Right. Whats this right here...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Remember Afro Samurai? Neither do I. Okay, but seriously, let’s talk about Afro Samurai. Trust me, it is relevant to the game we will be discussing. Afro Samurai was a really dumb, nonsensical video game about a samurai with an afro who searches for his father’s killer and takes out all the top samurai in the country. It’s a dumb series with large breasted samurai women, everyone has cellphones, and there’s Kanye West bears everywhere, all in feudal Japan. And yet I still liked it. And it must’ve been good enough to get an anime, a movie, and have the main character voiced by Samual...
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So YIIK was a hipster ridden game that people were very annoyed by and against. Well this time, it’s time for us to talk about a game that is hipster ridden that people are quite fond of. To an extent, of course. It does have it’s haters, but this game has far more support than it does hate. And I am referring to the indie adventure title, Night in the Woods. Or as many people like to call it, Life is Strange… But Good.

Image from castingcall.club
Image from castingcall.club


Night in the Woods takes place in the small town of Possum Springs, which has slowly been losing family businesses in place of larger businesses,...
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