Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination to life and ills her and then tries to kill you. And for a first level boss, it's pretty hard. It shoots this ghosts at you which deal a whole lot of damage. The best way to win is to hide in a large hole in a wall and just shoot it and hide back in the hole... Odd how ghosts can't crawl through, but whatever
Score: 6/10
Boss: X Super Soldier
Holy shit, was this guy hard. All of his attacks, and I do mean all, are high damaging, and worse, Nazi's constantly come to help him. And, you only get a limited amount of health packs... Oh right, this isn't any average FPS where you can just hide and the regenerate health. No, you have to get health or else your screwed. And when this guy kills you, which, unless your a master at this shit, will happen a lot, you'll just throw down your controller and say "Wow. That was real fucking cheap"
Score: 3/10
Boss: Heinrich I
For a final boss, and especially after the last two, you'd expect him to be hard.... Nope... Believe it or not, her is pathetically easy. We had a giant zombie monster, and a powerful robot built by Nazi's. So, what's the games final boss? Fucking Rob Zombie on steroids. Only thing to make the fight last longer then a minute is his high health. So, all you'll be doing is walking around the arena shooting him with your weapons while you wait for him to die. All I can say is, I wish you luck on not falling asleep
Score: 1/10
So, this game had a good boss.... Just a as in 1. So, the boos of this article is The Olaric for at least being somewhat fair. That's it for this article. I'll see you all nest time on Boss Bits
The Olaric
Super Soldier
Heinrich
Now, what is an overworld? Well, it is a place where the player can explore to his or her full extent. It is something where you can just hang out instead of progressing the games story. So, I decided to make a list of my ten personal favorite overworlds in games. Note, this is my list, so sorry if there is an overworld that you wanted to see that wasn’t here. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this list for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
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Fortune City
#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this list for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told you was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the Top 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
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Team Rocket
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
Man, I am just pumping these articles out today. Must be that sweatshop ambition. I don’t have a lot of arcade games that I am super fond of. Not that I hate them or anything, it’s just that most of my experiences in arcades were playing the original Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter II and Third Strike, and Tekken 3. So yeah, most of them were just fighting games. Those joysticks just work so well with fighting games. But one arcade game that caught my interest was one game by Sega, known as Crazy Taxi.
Okay, first off, I never actually got the chance to play Crazy Taxi in arcades. I...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
It was a wonderful day in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.
Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering more ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore....
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into bed with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor next to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog...
Well, here we have the top ten of this fifty list. Let us see if these characters truly are the greatest, or if I have completely disappointed you throughout this entire three part article. Let’s go!
~#10~
Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my favorite character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
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~#10~
Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my favorite character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
I.... Have honestly no words for this show (Well, that's a load of bull, I have an entire article here describing it). This show is just.. so baffling. I don't think that words alone can perfectly describe what kind of show that we are going to be talking about to die. But damn it, I have to at least try my hardest. So, let us talk about a little twenty episode anime series, Ghost Stories and what makes it so..... Different from your usual anime.
Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode anime that was created by Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
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Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode anime that was created by Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
Up in the sky, a circle appears with an Umbreon inside. Then the name, CokeTheUmbreon appears.
Henry: *Laying down on a bed, writing a note*
Dad: *Turns on the TV*
Song (Start at 2:07): link
Henry: *Listens to the TV upstairs, but continues to write his letter*
Stockton, south of Henry's location.
Dale: *Wakes up* It's that time again.
* * *
Henry: *In the bathroom, brushing his teeth. He begins to have a flashback*
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Tammy: You cannot talk to people like that.
Henry: All I said...
So, there is word going around of the creation of a new theme park called Nintendo Land… needless to say, I feel like a joyful 8-year-old again. You all know that I love Nintendo games. They are all so much fun and amazing games. And after hearing that Universal Studios is creating a Nintendo theme park, I couldn’t be happier. Now, they haven’t given out information of what it will be like and what rides it will have yet, but I’d like to give off some of my ideas for attractions that it could have. So, lets start the list.
#15: Mii Mascots - Mii’s are basically like those characters...
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#15: Mii Mascots - Mii’s are basically like those characters...
