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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To Castle Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where you play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination to life and ills her and then tries to kill you. And for a first level boss, it's pretty hard. It shoots this ghosts at you which deal a whole lot of damage. The best way to win is to hide in a large hole in a wall and just shoot it and hide back in the hole... Odd how ghosts can't crawl through, but whatever
Score: 6/10

Boss: X Super Soldier
Holy shit, was this guy hard. All of his attacks, and I do mean all, are high damaging, and worse, Nazi's constantly come to help him. And, you only get a limited amount of health packs... Oh right, this isn't any average FPS where you can just hide and the regenerate health. No, you have to get health or else your screwed. And when this guy kills you, which, unless your a master at this shit, will happen a lot, you'll just throw down your controller and say "Wow. That was real fucking cheap"
Score: 3/10

Boss: Heinrich I
For a final boss, and especially after the last two, you'd expect him to be hard.... Nope... Believe it or not, her is pathetically easy. We had a giant zombie monster, and a powerful robot built by Nazi's. So, what's the games final boss? Fucking Rob Zombie on steroids. Only thing to make the fight last longer then a minute is his high health. So, all you'll be doing is walking around the arena shooting him with your weapons while you wait for him to die. All I can say is, I wish you luck on not falling asleep
Score: 1/10

So, this game had a good boss.... Just a as in 1. So, the boos of this article is The Olaric for at least being somewhat fair. That's it for this article. I'll see you all nest time on Boss Bits
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the top game on the XBox. Nintendo consoles have Mario and Playstation has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb ass soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where you have to die for story reasons so you can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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When I was a little kid, I played this one video game called Vigilante 8: Second Offensives. In that game, there was a level where you can find a meteor and a giant ant would come out and attack. Since then, I’ve always been fascinated by the idea of giant bugs in fiction. Only a few years ago did I find out about this movie, 1954’s Them!. This was the first giant bug movie, which depending on your taste, is an accomplishment or a failure on the movies part. So, for the third day of Cultober, let us take a look at Them and see what makes it such a classic film for the time of the 50s.

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every year on the day of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're showing this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 18

The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and...
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*Hannah remained back, as she looked at Diana, allowing her to do the deed. She didn’t know what this creature was, but she allowed her to do what she had to do. Diana picked up the bat and swung down hard on the monsters head. The creature gave a loud shriek at being struck, only to stop once it was hit again. Diana continued to hit the creature, it’s black, thick blood spraying onto her and onto the floor with each time it was struck. Diana only hit the creature harder and harder each time. She started to scream, cursing at the creature, hitting it harder and harder, before Hannah finally...
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Well, I just can’t believe it. Over a hundred full articles of Corner of Horror. I never thought that this day would come, but here it is. And boy am I glad that this day has finally come, and on a Halloween no less. It’s almost like it was meant to be. For over a year now, I have been talking about the many different kinds of horror and in different media from films to games to literature, and I still plan on doing more reviews in the future. But, today, I have had something very special planned, since the beginning. Something I have been waiting to talk about since the day I started Corner...
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Teacher: Okay, students. Listen up. Today, a speaker from Canada, by the name of Marcus King will be coming to tell us about the politics in America
Wind: Oh, that should go over well
Teacher: So, when he comes in, I want you all to treat this man with nothing but the utmost respect. Seriously, if he hates on this school, our reputation will be tarnished, the school will go out of business, and I will lose the only job that supports my drinking habits.
Cody: (Raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Cody?
Cody: Canadians are from another planet, right?
Teacher: Oh, I am so fucked.

Marcus: Hello, students. I’m...
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Wind: (Walking with James and Cody) I’m telling you guys right now, those Transmorphers movies are terrible
James: I don’t know, the box office says otherwise
Wind: That’s because it has some pretty effects. That’s literally all that movie has. It’s just shit acting and even shittier writing.
Cody: I have no idea what that is. I just like the pretty effects
Wind: Of course you would, Cody (As they walk, they see a large group of people around a poster)
James: What’s this (They all move to the front of the crowd)
Wind: (Reads poster) The amazing singer, Katherine Lisun as she performs...
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Hey… Remember these…. I bitch and complain about stuff like an asshole for you’re people's entertainment because… I guess you’re favorite Youtuber wasn’t on right now and I was the best you could get. So, with that all said and done, let us start talking about more stuff that I hate because I really don’t enjoy anything

Horror Movies

Now, don’t get me wrong. There are hundreds of amazing horror films. I’m talking about the ones that suck so goddamn bad, that it’s basically caused me to not give a shit anymore. The trailers alone suck, as they always consist of random moments...
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Right now, I am in my junior year of high school, or as I like to call it, my “No-More-Fucking-Around Year”. The classes are a lot more harder, and they have a lot more work. I am actually surprised I still manage to have plenty of free time once I get home. One of the hardest classes I have taken this year is Psychology. All you do is take notes, but since no one is waiting for you, it’s not that easy to take notes. You need to have the wrist speed of The Flash if you want to get everything that is necessary for a test. However, the teacher in the class is one of the funniest I have...
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Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely showing his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..

Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has more limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 minutes of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.

Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone you shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick ass with it..
There are a lot of achievements that can be earned on Xbox. Now, these can range from being easy, hard, fun, or… stupid. So stupid, it’s funny. So, I want to talk about the ten Xbox achievements that are so stupid, their funny. Now, first things first. Only one game per franchise. However, I am dropping my play before put rule for this list only. Why? I have no clue, but it’s there. Now, with that said, lets start the list.



#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western movies where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are you called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then you would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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Again I'll skip ahead a bit.

I'm excited about using Merle..

Merle, high on cocaine, was wasting all the ammo, shooting a hunting rifle at walkers.

Everyone ran in, mad at him for wasting ammo.

"Hey! Outta be more polite to man with a gun. Only common curtsy!" Merle cried arrogantly.

"Your wasting all the ammo! Just chill!" T Dog.

"I'm chill as cucumber, T, to the, Dog.. I found some 'awesome' stuff in the trash.. You can pull out ever single one of my teeth, I won't even notice" Merle replied.

"Besides.. Last time I check. I wasn't taking orders from no nigger!" Merle said to T Dog's face.

T Dog got...
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