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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To Castle Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where you play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination to life and ills her and then tries to kill you. And for a first level boss, it's pretty hard. It shoots this ghosts at you which deal a whole lot of damage. The best way to win is to hide in a large hole in a wall and just shoot it and hide back in the hole... Odd how ghosts can't crawl through, but whatever
Score: 6/10

Boss: X Super Soldier
Holy shit, was this guy hard. All of his attacks, and I do mean all, are high damaging, and worse, Nazi's constantly come to help him. And, you only get a limited amount of health packs... Oh right, this isn't any average FPS where you can just hide and the regenerate health. No, you have to get health or else your screwed. And when this guy kills you, which, unless your a master at this shit, will happen a lot, you'll just throw down your controller and say "Wow. That was real fucking cheap"
Score: 3/10

Boss: Heinrich I
For a final boss, and especially after the last two, you'd expect him to be hard.... Nope... Believe it or not, her is pathetically easy. We had a giant zombie monster, and a powerful robot built by Nazi's. So, what's the games final boss? Fucking Rob Zombie on steroids. Only thing to make the fight last longer then a minute is his high health. So, all you'll be doing is walking around the arena shooting him with your weapons while you wait for him to die. All I can say is, I wish you luck on not falling asleep
Score: 1/10

So, this game had a good boss.... Just a as in 1. So, the boos of this article is The Olaric for at least being somewhat fair. That's it for this article. I'll see you all nest time on Boss Bits
The Olaric
The Olaric
Super Soldier
Super Soldier
Heinrich
Heinrich
Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely showing his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..

Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has more limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 minutes of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.

Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone you shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick ass with it..
There are a lot of achievements that can be earned on Xbox. Now, these can range from being easy, hard, fun, or… stupid. So stupid, it’s funny. So, I want to talk about the ten Xbox achievements that are so stupid, their funny. Now, first things first. Only one game per franchise. However, I am dropping my play before put rule for this list only. Why? I have no clue, but it’s there. Now, with that said, lets start the list.



#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western movies where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are you called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then you would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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Again I'll skip ahead a bit.

I'm excited about using Merle..

Merle, high on cocaine, was wasting all the ammo, shooting a hunting rifle at walkers.

Everyone ran in, mad at him for wasting ammo.

"Hey! Outta be more polite to man with a gun. Only common curtsy!" Merle cried arrogantly.

"Your wasting all the ammo! Just chill!" T Dog.

"I'm chill as cucumber, T, to the, Dog.. I found some 'awesome' stuff in the trash.. You can pull out ever single one of my teeth, I won't even notice" Merle replied.

"Besides.. Last time I check. I wasn't taking orders from no nigger!" Merle said to T Dog's face.

T Dog got...
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Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Dancing*
Jerry: Summer is over. Why are we playing this song?
Annie: Come on, the weather is still nice. Anyway, my name is Annie, and I'm your hostess for tonight. It's time for back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog...
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For the entirety of October, I will be doing CoH articles. One Tuesday will be a review, than a top ten, and so on until Halloween. And since I did a review on Dead Space, now is the best time to talk about a top ten. And when it comes to top tens, none are more done than the scariest enemies in video games. And while enemies are good and scary on their own, I want to look at bosses… Which isn’t much better, I know, but screw it. There are many disturbing bosses in games, especially in horror games. But what about those that come when you least expect it from a horror game. One’s that...
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