In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a list of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.
1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested by the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because spoons rule
18.Or "Bowls"
19.Volturi get to sing a music number
20.Volturi do a creepy dance to music number
21. Music number starts:"We're the VOLTURI...watch out Edward...We're the VOLTURI..."
22.Bella can do headspins
23.flying platypuses
24.Dementors attack
25.The Minisrty of Magic sends the Volturi to Azkaban.......
26......because their music number was terrible....
27....they were featured in the Quibbler.....
28......and the "Volturi Eaters" were started.
29.Dirigible plums
30.Jacob lives in the Forbidden Forest
31.Edward battles a shark
32.Shapeshifter named Pavo.....
33. ....who turns into a cat....
34.......the size of a parade balloon.....
35.......that eats dirigible plums and sharks.
36.Hagrid
37.Jacob jumps off a roof, does a 360 spin, double baackflip, turns into a wolf, does three frontflips, lands in a pool, and turns into a person
38. Bella grew wings
39LLAMA
40.Potter Puppet Pals
41.characters have flaws
42.Renesme was named "Schmimy"
43.Edward sparkled so much he flew away
44.Breakdancing
45.60's soundtrack
46.Dobby.....
47. ....and Dobby's socks.
48.Edward's power was to do backflips
49.Chuck norris defeared them
50. Every character's name had "schmimmy" added to the end (Bellaschmimmy, Edwardschmimmy, Jacobsshmimmy)
For those of you who don't know, this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I'll make an HP one....hmm....
1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested by the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because spoons rule
18.Or "Bowls"
19.Volturi get to sing a music number
20.Volturi do a creepy dance to music number
21. Music number starts:"We're the VOLTURI...watch out Edward...We're the VOLTURI..."
22.Bella can do headspins
23.flying platypuses
24.Dementors attack
25.The Minisrty of Magic sends the Volturi to Azkaban.......
26......because their music number was terrible....
27....they were featured in the Quibbler.....
28......and the "Volturi Eaters" were started.
29.Dirigible plums
30.Jacob lives in the Forbidden Forest
31.Edward battles a shark
32.Shapeshifter named Pavo.....
33. ....who turns into a cat....
34.......the size of a parade balloon.....
35.......that eats dirigible plums and sharks.
36.Hagrid
37.Jacob jumps off a roof, does a 360 spin, double baackflip, turns into a wolf, does three frontflips, lands in a pool, and turns into a person
38. Bella grew wings
39LLAMA
40.Potter Puppet Pals
41.characters have flaws
42.Renesme was named "Schmimy"
43.Edward sparkled so much he flew away
44.Breakdancing
45.60's soundtrack
46.Dobby.....
47. ....and Dobby's socks.
48.Edward's power was to do backflips
49.Chuck norris defeared them
50. Every character's name had "schmimmy" added to the end (Bellaschmimmy, Edwardschmimmy, Jacobsshmimmy)
For those of you who don't know, this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I'll make an HP one....hmm....
This article isn't mine, this is just an article I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if you don't hate Twilight already, why you SHOULD hate Twilight!
Click here to check out the article:
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Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to YOU Twilight fan girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless you write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!
Click here to check out the article:
link
Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to YOU Twilight fan girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless you write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!