In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a list of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.
1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested by the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because spoons rule
18.Or "Bowls"
19.Volturi get to sing a music number
20.Volturi do a creepy dance to music number
21. Music number starts:"We're the VOLTURI...watch out Edward...We're the VOLTURI..."
22.Bella can do headspins
23.flying platypuses
24.Dementors attack
25.The Minisrty of Magic sends the Volturi to Azkaban.......
26......because their music number was terrible....
27....they were featured in the Quibbler.....
28......and the "Volturi Eaters" were started.
29.Dirigible plums
30.Jacob lives in the Forbidden Forest
31.Edward battles a shark
32.Shapeshifter named Pavo.....
33. ....who turns into a cat....
34.......the size of a parade balloon.....
35.......that eats dirigible plums and sharks.
36.Hagrid
37.Jacob jumps off a roof, does a 360 spin, double baackflip, turns into a wolf, does three frontflips, lands in a pool, and turns into a person
38. Bella grew wings
39LLAMA
40.Potter Puppet Pals
41.characters have flaws
42.Renesme was named "Schmimy"
43.Edward sparkled so much he flew away
44.Breakdancing
45.60's soundtrack
46.Dobby.....
47. ....and Dobby's socks.
48.Edward's power was to do backflips
49.Chuck norris defeared them
50. Every character's name had "schmimmy" added to the end (Bellaschmimmy, Edwardschmimmy, Jacobsshmimmy)
For those of you who don't know, this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I'll make an HP one....hmm....
1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested by the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because spoons rule
18.Or "Bowls"
19.Volturi get to sing a music number
20.Volturi do a creepy dance to music number
21. Music number starts:"We're the VOLTURI...watch out Edward...We're the VOLTURI..."
22.Bella can do headspins
23.flying platypuses
24.Dementors attack
25.The Minisrty of Magic sends the Volturi to Azkaban.......
26......because their music number was terrible....
27....they were featured in the Quibbler.....
28......and the "Volturi Eaters" were started.
29.Dirigible plums
30.Jacob lives in the Forbidden Forest
31.Edward battles a shark
32.Shapeshifter named Pavo.....
33. ....who turns into a cat....
34.......the size of a parade balloon.....
35.......that eats dirigible plums and sharks.
36.Hagrid
37.Jacob jumps off a roof, does a 360 spin, double baackflip, turns into a wolf, does three frontflips, lands in a pool, and turns into a person
38. Bella grew wings
39LLAMA
40.Potter Puppet Pals
41.characters have flaws
42.Renesme was named "Schmimy"
43.Edward sparkled so much he flew away
44.Breakdancing
45.60's soundtrack
46.Dobby.....
47. ....and Dobby's socks.
48.Edward's power was to do backflips
49.Chuck norris defeared them
50. Every character's name had "schmimmy" added to the end (Bellaschmimmy, Edwardschmimmy, Jacobsshmimmy)
For those of you who don't know, this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I'll make an HP one....hmm....
Is it just me, or does it seem like most of the Twilight fans feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.
It's also a fact that if you write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.
So next time you feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.
Thank you. That is all.
It's also a fact that if you write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.
So next time you feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.
Thank you. That is all.
A werewolf, by most common lore, is a human that has been bitten by another werewolf, so said human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten by Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another popular example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing you must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his or her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This article was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.
