In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a list of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.
1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested by the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because spoons rule
18.Or "Bowls"
19.Volturi get to sing a music number
20.Volturi do a creepy dance to music number
21. Music number starts:"We're the VOLTURI...watch out Edward...We're the VOLTURI..."
22.Bella can do headspins
23.flying platypuses
24.Dementors attack
25.The Minisrty of Magic sends the Volturi to Azkaban.......
26......because their music number was terrible....
27....they were featured in the Quibbler.....
28......and the "Volturi Eaters" were started.
29.Dirigible plums
30.Jacob lives in the Forbidden Forest
31.Edward battles a shark
32.Shapeshifter named Pavo.....
33. ....who turns into a cat....
34.......the size of a parade balloon.....
35.......that eats dirigible plums and sharks.
36.Hagrid
37.Jacob jumps off a roof, does a 360 spin, double baackflip, turns into a wolf, does three frontflips, lands in a pool, and turns into a person
38. Bella grew wings
39LLAMA
40.Potter Puppet Pals
41.characters have flaws
42.Renesme was named "Schmimy"
43.Edward sparkled so much he flew away
44.Breakdancing
45.60's soundtrack
46.Dobby.....
47. ....and Dobby's socks.
48.Edward's power was to do backflips
49.Chuck norris defeared them
50. Every character's name had "schmimmy" added to the end (Bellaschmimmy, Edwardschmimmy, Jacobsshmimmy)
For those of you who don't know, this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I'll make an HP one....hmm....
1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested by the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because spoons rule
18.Or "Bowls"
19.Volturi get to sing a music number
20.Volturi do a creepy dance to music number
21. Music number starts:"We're the VOLTURI...watch out Edward...We're the VOLTURI..."
22.Bella can do headspins
23.flying platypuses
24.Dementors attack
25.The Minisrty of Magic sends the Volturi to Azkaban.......
26......because their music number was terrible....
27....they were featured in the Quibbler.....
28......and the "Volturi Eaters" were started.
29.Dirigible plums
30.Jacob lives in the Forbidden Forest
31.Edward battles a shark
32.Shapeshifter named Pavo.....
33. ....who turns into a cat....
34.......the size of a parade balloon.....
35.......that eats dirigible plums and sharks.
36.Hagrid
37.Jacob jumps off a roof, does a 360 spin, double baackflip, turns into a wolf, does three frontflips, lands in a pool, and turns into a person
38. Bella grew wings
39LLAMA
40.Potter Puppet Pals
41.characters have flaws
42.Renesme was named "Schmimy"
43.Edward sparkled so much he flew away
44.Breakdancing
45.60's soundtrack
46.Dobby.....
47. ....and Dobby's socks.
48.Edward's power was to do backflips
49.Chuck norris defeared them
50. Every character's name had "schmimmy" added to the end (Bellaschmimmy, Edwardschmimmy, Jacobsshmimmy)
For those of you who don't know, this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I'll make an HP one....hmm....
-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.
-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a move until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.
-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.
-then they dated on valentine’s day in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.
-then it ended when harry said he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.
-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a move until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.
-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.
-then they dated on valentine’s day in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.
-then it ended when harry said he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.
