Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a list of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.

1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested by the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because spoons rule
18.Or "Bowls"
19.Volturi get to sing a music number
20.Volturi do a creepy dance to music number
21. Music number starts:"We're the VOLTURI...watch out Edward...We're the VOLTURI..."
22.Bella can do headspins
23.flying platypuses
24.Dementors attack
25.The Minisrty of Magic sends the Volturi to Azkaban.......
26......because their music number was terrible....
27....they were featured in the Quibbler.....
28......and the "Volturi Eaters" were started.
29.Dirigible plums
30.Jacob lives in the Forbidden Forest
31.Edward battles a shark
32.Shapeshifter named Pavo.....
33. ....who turns into a cat....
34.......the size of a parade balloon.....
35.......that eats dirigible plums and sharks.
36.Hagrid
37.Jacob jumps off a roof, does a 360 spin, double baackflip, turns into a wolf, does three frontflips, lands in a pool, and turns into a person
38. Bella grew wings
39LLAMA
40.Potter Puppet Pals
41.characters have flaws
42.Renesme was named "Schmimy"
43.Edward sparkled so much he flew away
44.Breakdancing
45.60's soundtrack
46.Dobby.....
47. ....and Dobby's socks.
48.Edward's power was to do backflips
49.Chuck norris defeared them
50. Every character's name had "schmimmy" added to the end (Bellaschmimmy, Edwardschmimmy, Jacobsshmimmy)
For those of you who don't know, this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I'll make an HP one....hmm....
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posted by FishermansWife
I've read plenty of arguments stating that Bella Swan is anything but a normal teenager. But, if we skip the whole supernatural love triangle part of the series (Which, granted, is most of it) the question remains: Is Bella Swan a normal teenager?

Lets take a look at the average teenager. More often than not, teenagers are stubborn, make bad choices, and consider themselves the center of the universe. I'm not intending to insult anyone here, this is what I have observed. We don't do it all the time though, other times we can be selfless, make great choices, and happy. We also sometimes go through...
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Hey, I was originally going to put this in the comments section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN LOVE AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, you hate me.
Edward: No I love you
Bella: You love me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted you from the start, wasn't...
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posted by Mrs-Grint
As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire fans (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other vampires have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...
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