Paper Towels (best shamwow parody evar!)

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typical morning

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Random stuff on my computer?

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She Clearly Has A Strong Career Path Planned Out

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Baby animals

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Some Things That I Think About

posted by spongefan612

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Here are some things I want to talk about. It's sort of like a diary, but one that people can read because other people may have gone through these things too. I may sware, but that is because I'm trying to make a F***ing point.

First of all, I'm overweight and whatever I do it looks stupid because I'm fat. I mean, when I'm happy, I expect that I look like an idiot in whatever motions I make. My life is a Youtube Poop with 100,000,000, views. It's annoying to think that I can never look cool when doing something. Also, it seems like these days EVERY girl I see is skinny (not anorexic) but skinny...

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20 things to do when bored

posted by Feathershine

1. Call 911 and say someone got hit by a car, then tell the a random address
2. Write a short story on a magical wizard named Harry
3. Get some eggs, open a window and throw them at people walking by
4. Go to your neighbors house, knock on the door, and wait till they open it. When they open it start crying and say "I'm sorry for your loss"
5. Run up to random people and give them a hug
6. Jump, and try to catch the clouds
7. Roam around the neighborhood and direct cars
8. Run in circles and if someone asks you what your doing say "I'm running about! What are YOU doing?!"
9. Go through your food and...

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Random Things That ARE True

posted by taismo723

Random Things That ARE True

1) Fanpop is fun!

2)My brothers are the sons of the devil

3) Gerbils can be scary.

4) My cat is orange

5) My other cat is black

6) I've eaten a purple taco before. Not food colored..

7) Mr. Warburton is my uncle (He created Codename: Kids Next Door)

8) I live in Phoenix, Arizona where it's very hot.

9) I like GoldFish.

10) I'm bored.........

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65 bumper stickers

posted by jessicamc26

TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.11. If At First You Don't Succeed...
blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.12. Impotence:...

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~Too much water can kill!~

posted by nessienjake

Too Much Water?
Is it true that drinking too much water can kill you?

Yes, but not easily. It may be hard to believe, but you can actually die from water intoxication. How much water do you need to drink to overdose on it? Well, it's not the amount so much as what you're doing and how fast you drink it. Most at risk are athletes who drink large amounts of water as they complete marathons or other extreme sporting events. Most endurance athletes need anywhere from eight to sixteen ounces per hour, but too much more than that can be dangerous, causing seizures and death. What happens is the large...

So Damn Peeved....

posted by 16falloutboy

Ok, I've read an article where a female teacher raped her male student, who was a teenager, he was 16 I believe? But anyway, and many comments stated where, "Oh it's alright for a women to rape a man because he likes sex." and many other comments. When I saw these, I got really pissed. Women are treated badly in life and they're being treated like they can't do anything wrong. Gender doesn't matter, rape is rape. I'm pretty sure a young man with no experience, wouldn't like a grown women raping them. The boy's mind would be traumatized...why do people think a women can do what she wants? So...

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The Dream(based on a true story)

posted by slenderman777

I Always liked the Mario creepypastas. they were good and might i add not that creepy....that all changed when.... i had the dream...so i went to bed i woke up and first thing. everyone was dead. my brothers. my sisters. my parents. friends .random other people all dead. then out of no where Mario came out of nowhere. he started to say something. he said."survive my deadly maze and you will live but fail and you will die" i then was in a maze. walking what seemed like hours of no point of ending.at this point i was scared out of my mine.just then Mario Came at me and said "you failed my maze therefore you must be dead" it was at this point i woke up Screaming. i was back in the real world. the end