Paper Towels (best shamwow parody evar!)

So I really don't expect anyone to read this but I've just been thinking about my sad addiction to making banners and icons for spots. In fact, I made the banner for this spot! I just recently asked the F4 to change yet another banner for me and I've decided to make a list of all the spots where I've made the banner and/or icon. For my own amusement really- I just love to make lists!


link *banner only
link *banner/icon
link *banner/icon
link *banner only
link *banner/icon & I created the spot
link *banner/icon
link *banner/icon & I created the spot
link *banner/icon & I created the spot...

i didn't write this

1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2 - If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4 - People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5 - You should not confuse your career with your life.

6 - Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7 - Never lick a steak knife....

Why did the girls look at the big horses? (Because they could)
Why didn’t the girls look at the big horses? (Because they couldn’t)
Why did the big horses look at the girls? (Because they were changing)

How did the old man die? (Old age)

Why did the boy put his towel on the washing line? (It as wet)

Why did the streaker run across the stadium? (Because that’s what streakers do)
Why didn’t the streaker run across the stadium? (He changed his mind)
Why did the stadium run across the streaker? (To get some revenge)

Why did the rock roll down the hill? (It was round)
Why didn’t the rock roll down...