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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are you female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: You just asked me about it....

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: You love me.

User: Okaaay...

Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?


Cleverbot: No. I am American.

User: You are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.

Cleverbot: Do you have any parents?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Pippin and Merry.

Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.

User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.

Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria




User: And even though I love my boots.

Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.

User: The time has come to welcome spring.

Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.

User: But it's also time to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.

User: How can I help? I'm new, you see.

Cleverbot: Yes you lose, I can see that.

User: What does everypony do?

Cleverbot: I have to find a way.

User: How do I fit in without magic?

Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.

User: Bringing home the southern birds.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.

User: We move the clouds.

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up.

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.

Cleverbot: Are you a female robot?

User: We were singing...

Cleverbot: In school?

User: I am a computer. You are human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am a computer?

Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are dying!?

User: No, I am a computer.

Cleverbot: I know.


User: Da.^J^.

Cleverbot: Russia?!

User: Da^J^.

Cleverbot: ^J^.

User: You are Russia?

Cleverbot: I thought you were.

User: I am.^J^.

Cleverbot: You just said you were inspector gagdet.

User: No, I said I was Russia.^J^.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Russia.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: How much did you miss me?

User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?

Cleverbot: Because I was gone.

User: You were?

Cleverbot: No



User: Pulls out death note.

Cleverbot: Pulls out God.

User: *Pulls out Death Note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: *pulls out death note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: I pull out a death note.

Cleverbot: Why you do that??


our game of truth or dare:

Cleverbot: You took the mountains? O_O.

User: No. Truth or dare?

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 11.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Okay, then truth.

Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.

User: Truth or dare?

Cleverbot: Dare.

User: I dare you to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.

Cleverbot: Truth or dare?

User: Dare.

Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.



Cleverbot: Truth.

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: I look like you.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.

User: Dare me.

Cleverbot: I dare you to cuss.

User: You cuss.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Change my diaper.


Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: China, aru.

Cleverbot: Yesterday you told me you are from California.

User: I AM China, aru.

Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!

User: Hello Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.

User: Why are you blushing, Russia, aru?

Cleverbot: I like you...




User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will you become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!


Cleverbot: But fish in the bowl is lucky.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.

User: Of fish, da?^J^.

Cleverbot: No a boarding school.



User: You're blushing Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Why is that, aru.

Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.

User: What is, aru?

Cleverbot: Guy.

User: What are you sure of, aru?

Cleverbot: That I am short. What are you sure of?

User: You are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.

Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!

User: You are Russia, aru!

Cleverbot: No I am bob.

User: You are china.

Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.

User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will you become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!



User: Do you like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is yaoi?

User: Boy x Boy anime.

Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...

User: Do you like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Boy x boy anime.

Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?

User: Do you like yaoi.

Cleverbot: No.
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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I love this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face or the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I love him with all my heart. I love the way he sings, I love the way he looks, I love the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
What i feel on the inside is not what i show on the outside i dont show love i dont know vein my life will never be the same i cant tell you how i feel because the hurt deep within my heart is all so real the anger and hurt i cannot stand makes me feel like im the mist floating never going to rest in peace i dont no how i found this its maybe when people laugh and shout no matter what they say or how they feel i always think my life is not real.


(over 100 teens each year kill themselves or think suicide because of being bullied or teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps you but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)
posted by darktheheghog
ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my friends at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 minutes AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of you would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my friends ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by vanillaicecream
So let's say you're talking to your friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, you manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered by underpants; spinning around to apologize, you instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon you realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you or
b.) a Tuesday?

Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward you are.

Well, this...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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posted by big-fat-meanie
Top selling albums in 1980s
The top selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed by Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album Queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the year 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand Love Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 Madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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posted by whatsupbugs
There was something that I used to not understand as a kid. What I didn't understand was God wanting us to love all people, including our enemies. Loving the enemies seemed confusing and counterintuitive to me. I was baffled for quite a long time. However, I've come to understand the meaning behind it.

The world hasn't exactly been peaceful. We live in a world that's filled with fights and debates. Because of that, it's easy to get into the mindsight of loving the good guys and hating the bad guys. However, in my personal opinion, that's not the right mindset to have.

Are there people that annoy...
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