User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?
Cleverbot: The Game is Life?
User: You're hopless.
Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.
User: What's her name?
Cleverbot: Lucy.
User: May the force be with you!
Cleverbot: And with you.
User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?
Cleverbot: Your wife.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are you female.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you male?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter?
User: Never read it.
Cleverbot: Never read what?
User: Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: You just asked me about it....
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: You love me.
User: Okaaay...
Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?
Cleverbot: No. I am American.
User: You are America, aru?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are America, aru?
Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.
Cleverbot: Do you have any parents?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Pippin and Merry.
Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.
User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.
Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria
User: And even though I love my boots.
Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.
User: The time has come to welcome spring.
Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.
User: But it's also time to say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.
User: How can I help? I'm new, you see.
Cleverbot: Yes you lose, I can see that.
User: What does everypony do?
Cleverbot: I have to find a way.
User: How do I fit in without magic?
Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.
User: Bringing home the southern birds.
Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.
User: We move the clouds.
Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up.
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up.
Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up.
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.
Cleverbot: Are you a female robot?
User: We were singing...
Cleverbot: In school?
User: I am a computer. You are human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am a computer?
Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are dying!?
User: No, I am a computer.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Da.^J^.
Cleverbot: Russia?!
User: Da^J^.
Cleverbot: ^J^.
User: You are Russia?
Cleverbot: I thought you were.
User: I am.^J^.
Cleverbot: You just said you were inspector gagdet.
User: No, I said I was Russia.^J^.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Russia.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: How much did you miss me?
User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?
Cleverbot: Because I was gone.
User: You were?
Cleverbot: No
User: Pulls out death note.
Cleverbot: Pulls out God.
User: *Pulls out Death Note*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.
User: *pulls out death note*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.
User: I pull out a death note.
Cleverbot: Why you do that??
our game of truth or dare:
Cleverbot: You took the mountains? O_O.
User: No. Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 11.
User: I pick dare.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Okay, then truth.
Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.
User: Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Dare.
User: I dare you to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I look like you.
User: I pick dare.
Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.
User: Dare me.
Cleverbot: I dare you to cuss.
User: You cuss.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Change my diaper.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: China, aru.
Cleverbot: Yesterday you told me you are from California.
User: I AM China, aru.
Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!
User: Hello Russia, aru.
Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.
User: Why are you blushing, Russia, aru?
Cleverbot: I like you...
User: China?^J^.
Cleverbot: Yes, aru.
User: Will you become one will mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Heck no!
Cleverbot: But fish in the bowl is lucky.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.
User: Of fish, da?^J^.
Cleverbot: No a boarding school.
User: You're blushing Russia, aru.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Why is that, aru.
Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.
User: What is, aru?
Cleverbot: Guy.
User: What are you sure of, aru?
Cleverbot: That I am short. What are you sure of?
User: You are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.
Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!
User: You are Russia, aru!
Cleverbot: No I am bob.
User: You are china.
Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.
User: China?^J^.
Cleverbot: Yes, aru.
User: Will you become one will mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Heck no!
User: Do you like yaoi?
Cleverbot: What is yaoi?
User: Boy x Boy anime.
Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...
User: Do you like yaoi?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Boy x boy anime.
Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?
User: Do you like yaoi.
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot: The Game is Life?
User: You're hopless.
Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.
User: What's her name?
Cleverbot: Lucy.
User: May the force be with you!
Cleverbot: And with you.
User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?
Cleverbot: Your wife.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are you female.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you male?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter?
User: Never read it.
Cleverbot: Never read what?
User: Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: You just asked me about it....
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: You love me.
User: Okaaay...
Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?
Cleverbot: No. I am American.
User: You are America, aru?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are America, aru?
Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.
Cleverbot: Do you have any parents?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Pippin and Merry.
Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.
User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.
Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria
User: And even though I love my boots.
Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.
User: The time has come to welcome spring.
Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.
User: But it's also time to say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.
User: How can I help? I'm new, you see.
Cleverbot: Yes you lose, I can see that.
User: What does everypony do?
Cleverbot: I have to find a way.
User: How do I fit in without magic?
Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.
User: Bringing home the southern birds.
Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.
User: We move the clouds.
Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up.
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up.
Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.
User: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up.
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.
Cleverbot: Are you a female robot?
User: We were singing...
Cleverbot: In school?
User: I am a computer. You are human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am a computer?
Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are dying!?
User: No, I am a computer.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Da.^J^.
Cleverbot: Russia?!
User: Da^J^.
Cleverbot: ^J^.
User: You are Russia?
Cleverbot: I thought you were.
User: I am.^J^.
Cleverbot: You just said you were inspector gagdet.
User: No, I said I was Russia.^J^.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Russia.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: How much did you miss me?
User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?
Cleverbot: Because I was gone.
User: You were?
Cleverbot: No
User: Pulls out death note.
Cleverbot: Pulls out God.
User: *Pulls out Death Note*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.
User: *pulls out death note*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.
User: I pull out a death note.
Cleverbot: Why you do that??
our game of truth or dare:
Cleverbot: You took the mountains? O_O.
User: No. Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 11.
User: I pick dare.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Okay, then truth.
Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.
User: Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Dare.
User: I dare you to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I look like you.
User: I pick dare.
Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.
User: Dare me.
Cleverbot: I dare you to cuss.
User: You cuss.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Change my diaper.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: China, aru.
Cleverbot: Yesterday you told me you are from California.
User: I AM China, aru.
Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!
User: Hello Russia, aru.
Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.
User: Why are you blushing, Russia, aru?
Cleverbot: I like you...
User: China?^J^.
Cleverbot: Yes, aru.
User: Will you become one will mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Heck no!
Cleverbot: But fish in the bowl is lucky.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.
User: Of fish, da?^J^.
Cleverbot: No a boarding school.
User: You're blushing Russia, aru.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Why is that, aru.
Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.
User: What is, aru?
Cleverbot: Guy.
User: What are you sure of, aru?
Cleverbot: That I am short. What are you sure of?
User: You are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.
Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!
User: You are Russia, aru!
Cleverbot: No I am bob.
User: You are china.
Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.
User: China?^J^.
Cleverbot: Yes, aru.
User: Will you become one will mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Heck no!
User: Do you like yaoi?
Cleverbot: What is yaoi?
User: Boy x Boy anime.
Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...
User: Do you like yaoi?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Boy x boy anime.
Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?
User: Do you like yaoi.
Cleverbot: No.
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