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"I need a screw driver..." Kowalski said annoyed.

"That won't fix it, you'll jam it more." Skipper said "How about you unscrew it and put the whole thing back together."

Kowalski wanted to so badly jump up and yell at him saying "I'M THE SMART ONE! I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS!!!" But he decided not to. And also decided not to take the wrench that Skipper was 'patiently' holding.

Private finally decided to creep to the fridge and grab some breakfast, then sneakily creep back to his bunk and hide under the covers and eat.

"Good morning Private" Skipper said.

Private screamed. "EEEK! Oh uhh.. I thought i saw a.. little buggie... Eh heh.. Good Morning.." Then Private gave a sweet little smile, and slowly moved towards the fridge, pleading for him not to ask him to get to work.

"Oh Private, could you pick Rico's things he had in his stomach. he vomited it all up last night... I just didn't get around to doing it. And right now I'm to busy helping Kowalski."

Private winced. "HE VOMITED IT UP?" Private thought "Ugghhh He puked up digested foods.." Private fainted.

SJW Notes: Sorry it's a little stupid. I'm sick today actually and i'm not in my right mind.. ._.
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Skipper: Hey Lets tell stories!! How about when we were little penguins in Penguin kindergarten!!


Miss Multiply: Alrighty class it's time for the writing essay!!

Skipper: But teach...I'm not ready!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Multiply: Yes we all aren't....GET TO WORK!!!

Kowalski: * starts writing * Skipper made me cry when we were one minute old so for that....SKIPPER WILL PAY!!

Princable Frieza: * One megaphone * Ummm students everyone report to my office. There has been a vandilisum. * everyone walks up to office and friea show the the door * THIS YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Skipper woke up looking at the floor, feeling his head heavy, he noticed he was verticaly placed, he didn't understand until he looked up, he saw something that made him understand what was happening: Hans was looking evily at him, wearing a big, black top hat and a black bow, Skipper noticed he was being held in a vertical platinium plataform, he had 4 cuffs ataching him at it, all his team was outside, you could hear the song of the wedding. Skipper reacted.

"Hans! what is this for?!" he asked

"I know you like her skipper, but I can't let you ruin the best moment of our lives, so in the night...
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Place:Central Park Zoo

Skipper:Good job boys. Now what should we do?

Have:How about we remember stuff like in the past?

Rico, Kowalski, Private:Okay.

Skipper:Fine but no annoying ones.
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Place:Base

Kowalski:Remember that we all got biker nicknames and tattoos.

Private:Oh yeah that was my idea.

Have:I remember mine, Swordmaster.

Rico:Awesome.

Private:Remember when Skipper didn't get enough sleep.

Skipper:Thanks to those no good lemurs.

Rico:hdsfhduhfsauhaslhjs(I remember that I was Blowing stuff up with Julian.)

Have:Ha Ha we was so tired that day, remember....
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An hour past noon time, and the penguins had invited Marlene to their HQ in order to make arrangements.

To be completely honest, Kowalski couldn’t wait any longer. He was getting awfully sick and tired of this depressed feeling that crept up from behind, whenever Rico was near. Kowalski felt incredibly guilty and shameful, having been the very reason that Rico was going through this mess. But it was over, now! Rico simply needed to leave for a while, giving Kowalski some time to rethink his feelings and clear his head. Things would soon be back to the way they used to be; and they would all...
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