"I need a screw driver..." Kowalski said annoyed.
"That won't fix it, you'll jam it more." Skipper said "How about you unscrew it and put the whole thing back together."
Kowalski wanted to so badly jump up and yell at him saying "I'M THE SMART ONE! I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS!!!" But he decided not to. And also decided not to take the wrench that Skipper was 'patiently' holding.
Private finally decided to creep to the fridge and grab some breakfast, then sneakily creep back to his bunk and hide under the covers and eat.
"Good morning Private" Skipper said.
Private screamed. "EEEK! Oh uhh.. I thought i saw a.. little buggie... Eh heh.. Good Morning.." Then Private gave a sweet little smile, and slowly moved towards the fridge, pleading for him not to ask him to get to work.
"Oh Private, could you pick Rico's things he had in his stomach. he vomited it all up last night... I just didn't get around to doing it. And right now I'm to busy helping Kowalski."
Private winced. "HE VOMITED IT UP?" Private thought "Ugghhh He puked up digested foods.." Private fainted.
SJW Notes: Sorry it's a little stupid. I'm sick today actually and i'm not in my right mind.. ._.
"That won't fix it, you'll jam it more." Skipper said "How about you unscrew it and put the whole thing back together."
Kowalski wanted to so badly jump up and yell at him saying "I'M THE SMART ONE! I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS!!!" But he decided not to. And also decided not to take the wrench that Skipper was 'patiently' holding.
Private finally decided to creep to the fridge and grab some breakfast, then sneakily creep back to his bunk and hide under the covers and eat.
"Good morning Private" Skipper said.
Private screamed. "EEEK! Oh uhh.. I thought i saw a.. little buggie... Eh heh.. Good Morning.." Then Private gave a sweet little smile, and slowly moved towards the fridge, pleading for him not to ask him to get to work.
"Oh Private, could you pick Rico's things he had in his stomach. he vomited it all up last night... I just didn't get around to doing it. And right now I'm to busy helping Kowalski."
Private winced. "HE VOMITED IT UP?" Private thought "Ugghhh He puked up digested foods.." Private fainted.
SJW Notes: Sorry it's a little stupid. I'm sick today actually and i'm not in my right mind.. ._.
Hey this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)This fanfic is about a girl penguin that comes to the zoo and falls for Skipper.
My name is Kat, but I'm not a cat, I am a penguin, from Antarctica. I have one problem with my home: it's too cold. I knew one day I would escape that horrible snow land, and that day was yesterday, when that weird man came and put me in a crate, and for once in my life I felt comfortable and warm.
Today I am traveling to a new home, hopefully a warm one.
I don't know how long I was in that crate but all I know now is that I'm here at my new home...a zoo? cool!
Am I alone in this penguin habitat? Just then I hear waddling coming from under the platform, okay good I'm not alone.
Skipper pokes his head through the hatch hole and spots Kat, then calls the the rest of the team. Is our new penguin here yet Skipper? Private asks. Yes Private, she's here.
Oh hi I'm Kat, I'm new here I said cheerfully.
My name is Kat, but I'm not a cat, I am a penguin, from Antarctica. I have one problem with my home: it's too cold. I knew one day I would escape that horrible snow land, and that day was yesterday, when that weird man came and put me in a crate, and for once in my life I felt comfortable and warm.
Today I am traveling to a new home, hopefully a warm one.
I don't know how long I was in that crate but all I know now is that I'm here at my new home...a zoo? cool!
Am I alone in this penguin habitat? Just then I hear waddling coming from under the platform, okay good I'm not alone.
Skipper pokes his head through the hatch hole and spots Kat, then calls the the rest of the team. Is our new penguin here yet Skipper? Private asks. Yes Private, she's here.
Oh hi I'm Kat, I'm new here I said cheerfully.
if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE DAY SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT DAY SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told love potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent show gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN DUN DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops safe on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the elephant foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs safe and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE DAY SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT DAY SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told love potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent show gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN DUN DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops safe on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the elephant foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs safe and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....