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"I need a screw driver..." Kowalski said annoyed.

"That won't fix it, you'll jam it more." Skipper said "How about you unscrew it and put the whole thing back together."

Kowalski wanted to so badly jump up and yell at him saying "I'M THE SMART ONE! I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS!!!" But he decided not to. And also decided not to take the wrench that Skipper was 'patiently' holding.

Private finally decided to creep to the fridge and grab some breakfast, then sneakily creep back to his bunk and hide under the covers and eat.

"Good morning Private" Skipper said.

Private screamed. "EEEK! Oh uhh.. I thought i saw a.. little buggie... Eh heh.. Good Morning.." Then Private gave a sweet little smile, and slowly moved towards the fridge, pleading for him not to ask him to get to work.

"Oh Private, could you pick Rico's things he had in his stomach. he vomited it all up last night... I just didn't get around to doing it. And right now I'm to busy helping Kowalski."

Private winced. "HE VOMITED IT UP?" Private thought "Ugghhh He puked up digested foods.." Private fainted.

SJW Notes: Sorry it's a little stupid. I'm sick today actually and i'm not in my right mind.. ._.
Skipper's nerdy best friend
Skipper's nerdy best friend
Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young penguin squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing toboggan down a snowdrift away from their penguin flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...
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The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it by the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...
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Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A fan of The

Penguins of Madagascar
, usually to the point

of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be

identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,

Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling

off quotes from the television show at various

times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a

love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are

highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while

others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden

obsession.

There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls

•Skipper’s Crew

•Private’s Adorers

•Rico’s Renegades

•Marlene’s Mammals

•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions

•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes

•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories

*:See seperate entry
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“First Impressions”
April 19, 2014


    "How's it lookin' on connecting to the camera feeds, Kowalski?" Skipper asked his lieutenant.

    "Just fine, Skipper. Just a few more minutes," Kowalski answered. "I have to say, the HQ is in pretty good shape for not being used in a number of years. Things are coming together nicely, and we've only been back for a week."

    "I concur. You got those light fixtures, Rico?" Skipper asked, looking up at Rico on his ladder, fixing a light to the ceiling.

    "Uh-huh!" he grunted....
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There once was a school that used to be here called heavenly host elementary school...it was a wonderful school with good teachers, especially the school nurse. She was nice, kind person that everyone loved, until one night, she missed a step while walking down the stairs, and fell and broke her neck on impact, and died....the school was devastated of what happened, including the principal, who went into a severe depression, and went to the roof one day and killed himself. The school was to be torn down soon after because if what had happened, and it was...

Lighting had struck at that moment...
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It was just like any other day....skipper had the other three and himself stand outside of their lair....the three were confused on why they were there...

Skipper:alright men....we need to be stronger...that's why we all our gonna train seperate in different spots...train by ourselves...you may never know if blowhole or Hans or anyone might strike...

Private: by ourselves though....?

Skipper gave him a glare and a serious look..

Skipper:yes private... By yourself! You need to learn to defend yourself by yourself!

Private: yes sir....

Skipper: alright men! Go find a spot and train yourself! Meet back...
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This is a fanfic I thought of...no judging ok guys:D

I was sitting in my bed....why did I have to transfer to another highschool during the year anyway?... My dads so stupid sometimes with his job....I miss all my old friends...but my mom said tomorrow when I start at central zoo high school..I would make new friends....oh wait..I'm sorry..I haven't introduced myself..my names private...I'm a freshman in highschool...and my dads name is mark..he's a accountant...and my moms name is Michelle...she's a stay at home mom...and we just moved from Ohios zoo to New York City central zoo...I'm hoping...
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This is battle phrases that they would say if they were beginning to battle:)

Skipper:"your here to challenge me? Heh, alright then...."

Kowlaksi:"by my calculations....your going to lose this battle...

Private:"don't let my age and cuteness full you! I'm gonna tear you apart!"

Rico:"your gonna wish you never even looked at me...heheh..."

Julien:"my dance moves will make me win this battle!"

Rat king:"I'm going to crush your neck with one strike.."

Fred:"ugh.....who are you again?..."

Marlene:"your going down! I guarantee it!"

Roger:"do we really have to fight? Ok, if you want your life over..."

Hanz:"this...
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Julien had just run out if the nurses office, shaking after what he saw, he saw a dead body with its intenses all out, julien had ran out, and begun to throw up.

Julien:"gag" "gag" "cough"

Julien continued to do this until he wondered where Maurice was...why would Maurice leave him?

Julien: oh god....why was there a body in there?! Where are---

Julien then stood up and realized where he was....he remembers it all....skipper was right, they all were in here one time....

Julien: I remember everything.....I remember Maurice--

Julien then stood up and remembered what happened to Maurice....when Maurice...
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