Penguins of Madagascar Article: Operation: Instant Messaging

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posted by skipperluvs

Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an author like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky: Whawt?

Classified: You can quit the accents here, soldier. No need for them here.

LittleWinky: I cahn't help mahself.

Classified: -rolls eyes- OK, Fine. One question, Where is the rest of our unit?

LittleWinky: No where to be seen, sir.

RingtailRocks is Online

RingtailRocks: Hello, neighbors!

Classified: Ringtail, we are in official business at the moment, would you mind leaving for a sec?

RingtailRocks: OF COURSE, SILLY PENGUIN! It's my chat and my internet! And it's mine!

Classified: Actually, it's Alice's. Remember? Kowalski figured out her internet's password and built us all computers. Wasn't he surprised when he found out that her pass word was: OfficerXisYummy?

RingtailRocks: WHA-? Who is this officer X and why is he yummier than me! No one is yummier than me!

LittleWinky: Eh…shure, Julian. :-s

Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN!

LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah.

Classified: -slaps forehead-

Marlene3 is Online

Marlene3: Hey guys, what's up?

Classified: Nothing much, Trying to teach Private how to say things without an accent, Talking, and attempting to find my other 2 soldiers.

Marlene3: Kowalski and Rico? Oh, I saw them going to the park. It seemed as if Kowalski was going to build some sort of invention, Rico was gathering sticks for him and Kowalski was looking at a list.

Classified: MARLENE! HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON MY SOLDIERS???

Marlene3: Wha-? No! What makes you say such a thing!

Classified: Well, you seem to know where my soldiers are and what they are doing, suspicious? YES!

Marlene3: Do you actually believe that I-

Einstein2 is Online

Classified: KOWALSKI!

Einstein2: Skipper! Why so peppy?

Classified: I thought you were missing!

Marlene3: I hadn't finished talking!

Classified: Um, sure, Marlene. SO, KOWALSKI! WHERE IS RICO?!?!

Einstein2: He's not feeling very well, he swallowed a twig…and then…it was all downhill.

LittleWinky: Don't you two think it's a little rude to have ignored Marlene?

Marlene3: THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

Classified: Eh, you get used to it :)

Marlene3: -_-!

RingtailRocks: Don't be worrying, Marlene. I will go over to your habitat and you are to be having the most awesomest time in all of the life!

Marlene3: Em…Julien? Are you asking me out on a DATE?

RintailRocks: Of course not, I am not to be asking such a commoner as yourself. So I will be pretending that I am to be being a super hero and you are to be being the lady in distress, and then I am to be making you be feeling better! So, what are you to be saying?

Marlene3: Em…

Classified: …Marlene?

Marlene3: I accept.

RintailRocks: GREAT! I am to be saving you in about 2 hours! Now, time for my pedicure!

MauriceYO is Online

RingtailRocks: MAURICE! PEDICURE TIME!

MauriceYO: I called Mario, and he said he's on his way…
RingtailRocks: PERFECT, YOU LITTLE CHUNKY MONKEY! I COULD KISS YOU!

RintailRocks is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

Classified: WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY YES TO JULIEN!

Marlene3: He asked, I answered. Simple as that.

Einstein2: Are you sure you two don't want some space, Me and Pri-

Classified: NO! YOU ARE STAYING! NOW MARLENE, HONESTLY?!?! DO YOU LIKE THAT GUY!?!

Marlene3: -shrugs- I don't know…he's cute…

LittleWinky: We could go right now if you'd like us to-

Marlene3: NO! YOU TWO ARE STAYING HERE! NOW! SKIPPER! DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH MY CHOICE?!?!

Kablamoo is Online

Kablamoo:KABLAMOO!

Classified: WELL ACTUALLY I DO!

Marlene3: Well that's your problem, Skipper. And this is my choice.

Classified: Good!

Marlene3: GOOD!

Classified: Fine!

Marlene3: FINE!

Classified is Offline

Marlene3 is Offline

Kablamoo: Huh?

IheartFeet is Online

IheartFeet: HI!

Einstein2: Don't worry Rico, It's just one of Skipper's jealousy tantrums.

Kablamoo: -nods-

LittleWinky: He's jealous? Of Whawt?

Eintsten2: You'll know when you are older.

IheartFeet: Can I know?

Kablamoo: Nuh-uh.

IheartFeet: Why?

Einstein2 is Offline

Kablamoo is Offline

IheartFeet: Why can't I never know anything?

LittleWinky: I hear ya, Mohrt.

IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt?

LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name!

IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT!

LittleWinky: -sigh- Never mind.

IheartFeet: OK, Let's play something?

LittleWinky: What?

IheartFeet: I heard the humans talking about this one! It's a game called SPIN THE BOTTLE! I don't have a bottle, but we can spin my mango to play. I don't know how to play…Do you?

LittleWinky: …

IheartFeet: Do you?

LittleWinky: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: How?

LittleWinky is Offline

IheartFeet: WHY CAN'T I NEVER KNOW ANYTHING?!?!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Hey, Mort. What's up?

IheartFeet: The sky spirits!

MauriceYO: -_-! I mean, what are you doing?

IheartFeet: Trying to find out what SPIN THE BOTTLE is.

MauriceYO: …

IheartFeet: Do YOU know?

MauriceYO: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: What is it?!?!

MauriceYO is Offline

IheartFeet: NOT AGAIN!

IheartFeet: I am alone…

IheartFeet:This doesn't feel fun…

IheartFeet:I am so lonely! I HAVE NOBODY!

IheartFeet:OOH SO VERY LONELY!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Mort, get over here. Mario didn't show up today, you get to fill in for him.

IheartFeet: THE FEET! YAY!

IheartFeet is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

K! First Chapter done! How did I do? Crappy? Probably! Well, please review and send in you ideas! PEACE!

madagascar_fan, Saori14 and 14 others like this

penguinsfan2 lol no its not crappy its kinda funny XD poor mort XD

Camillebas lol Kablamoo it fits him

Jutebox15 LOL!! spin the mango!

kwlski4ever OMGGG !!!! Funny as HELL ! I died laughing !!! ROFLMAO !!! XDDD

ThatDamnLlama Cheesy, but I love cheese. Make another one.

skipperluvs Haha thanks guys ^_^

LadyPrivate Gosh, that was hilarious. Especially Private ;) Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN! LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah. Classified: -slaps forehead- IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt? LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name! IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT! Please, make another one… Or they could play spin the bottle :)

krazy4kowalski Mort was a little too SMART in this.

BlowholeRulez MAKE MOOOOORE! *foams from mouth* MOOOORE! I TELL YOU! MOOORE! Sorry. I get overreacted when something is awesome. =3

Kinkystar This so funny! Everyone is perfectly on character! XD

lollipenguin awsomeness!

egel_0507 Please make more... Pweease!!! I love it!

kowalskiro Please for the love of a albino peacock CONTINUE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (puppy face) please?!

SummerPoM LOOOOOOOOOOOL!! xD Maurice: Hey, what's up? Mort: The sky spirits LOL xD

cattoy10 That was one of the funniest storys ever. Make a nother one PLEASE MAKE A NOTHER ONE i liked the part when Marlene said yes to Julian so she could make Skipper jealous

ImAnEasel XD I love the names. This was one of the funniest fanfictions.

Pkrainbow I like it poor Mort... they dont want to tell him the meaning of the game.. Ohhhh my precioso Cabo with his british acent!

CuteCuddly MAKE MORE!!! I DO NOT ASK YOU, I COMMAND YOU! I AM BEING SKIPPER RIGHT NOW! Now I'm beig Private. Pretty please with winkies on top? Kaboom. speaks for itself. By my calculations, if you do not make another, at LEAST 11 people will be very, very, VERY, upset with you. Alos speaks for itslef.

KowalskiRocks Make another one!!!!!

Riconator That was amazingly Funny!! Make another chapter!!

peacebaby7 That was so dang funny! I had to take forever to get myself to stop laughing because when I laugh I close my eyes...I wanted to finish it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Great job!!!! I loved it!

peacebaby7 Also agreeing with KowalskiRocks (2 up from here)...Make another!!

madagascar_fan AWESOME!!

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 11

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

The Flock's Return

*hiding in an old abandoned home, the trio of penguins watch the penguins coming into the living grounds*

*all whispering*

Kowalski: "Hey! There's my parents! And...They're..."

Skipper: *looks* "Oh. I'm sorry, amigo."

*they see Kowalski's parents holding another hatchling*

Rico: "Hey! Therine!" (Translation: "Hey! There's mine!") *starts to go to them, but stops when Lithia & Jordan start laughing*

Kowalski: "I'm sorry, Rico. I know how you feel."

Skipper: "Hey! Don't look so upset! There's gotta be another explanation for this...I'm sure they still mis--"

Kowalski:...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 7

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

The Feeding Grounds...

Private: *sits isolated from the group, looking at the water, thinking*

I can't believe this happened. I lost my Dad before I even knew him...Now my Mom is gone too. All I have left is Uncle Nigel. And he's gone most of the time. I wonder what happened to her--WAIT! I don't even want to know. Why? Why did you have to go. Why couldn't you have stayed. I wish you were here. Oh, how I wish you were here....

Steve: "Hey, Private. You feel like playing?"

Private: "Sorry guys. I'm just not in the mood right now. Maybe later."

Jake: "Hey, sorry about your mom, dude. She...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 3

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

2 Days Before Migration...

*a 15 year old Rico was waddling along when he heard something...*

KABOOM!

Rico: "Whoa! What was that?!" *curious, he followed where the sound came from*

KABOOM! KABOOM!

Rico: *kept going & stopped suddenly when he saw lights exploding in the sky* "Whoa...Cool..." *he just kept watching when he saw large creatures sending these exploding lights into the sky* "Hey, my mom told me about these beings, they're humans!" *he went back to his home as fast as he could go*

Rico: "Mom! Dad! You'll never believe what I just saw! These exploding lights were in the sky!...

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Penguin Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries)

posted by peacebaby7

Chase Scene: Take 1

Julien: "...Ah! A thief!
...
Keep dancing!"

Maurice: "But there's no music!"

Julien: "I'll pretend I did not hear that!"

Julien: "Come back you music hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate--"

*--trip*

Chase Scene: Take 2

Julien: "Come back you music hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate noise!"

Julien: *causes Skipper to slip on bananas, causing him to drop a battery which he intercepts*

*Jumps to get another, misses, swings on a pole back around, and retrieves a second battery*

2 minutes later...

Skipper: "Ha, lost him."

Julien: *swings in on snake...SMACK..."Oops. Sorry Skipper. Are you okay?"

Skipper: "I think I coughed up my spleen..."

An Old Friend, part nine

posted by queenpalm

"Okay, the best route and time would be at 9:45, and through the series of air vents," Ivy explained. "We can drop down into Alice's office around 9:50, when she should be having her morning snack. If we can change the records in 10 minutes, we will be good, and can get out with 5 minutes to spare."
"Great idea, Ivy!" Skipper said. "Now that's what I call a brain!"
Kowalski scowled at Skipper's compliment to Ivy. I then looked at the clock and realized that it was already 9:42.
"Hey, let's go," I said. "If you want to follow Ivy's plan, we should get going."
"Yeah, Johnson's right," Ivy said....

how i met Skipper and his team 3

posted by kivamarie

this is part 3 of how i met Skipper and his team. so after we went back to H.Q. Private puts a bandaid on my arm. which would make it feel better. that's where Marlene appeared.

Marlene: hey guys

Skipper: hello Marlene.

Marlene then look at me on the floor.

little me: (looks at the otter) (giggles)

Marlene: what's with the mouse?

Private: that's Kiva Marlene.

Skipper: and me and my team found her in the ally she was scared and alone. so now we are taking care of her. because her mom and dad were killed by Dr. Blowhole.

Marlene: right i get it and now you're protecting her so no one won't be able hurt...

how i met Skipper and his team

posted by kivamarie

this is how i met Skipper and his team. as you can see i was little and i kinda speak after all i was a toddler. and there was my mom and my dad and yet they look like me a mouse. and they love me a lot. but then my life was about to change and it would never be the same.

little me: (sleeping happily)

BANG! BANG!

little me: (wakes up) huh?

when i heard that banging noise i didn't know what was going on until Dr. Blowhole show up with the same gun i heard little early. i was scared

Dr. Blowhole: (grins at me evilly)

little me: (scared) uh oh

when i woke up i was at Blowhole's lair and i was in a cage...

An Old Friend, part seven

posted by queenpalm

Here is part seven. It took me awhile to write it, and I hope you like it.

When I woke up, something didn't feel right. It felt like I was in a place I knew, and I knew that could not be true. The weirdest thing was that I had a real blanket, and I had not had one of those for four years.
Even though I woke up with the same feeling that I had every day, I felt that I couldn't do any of those things. My brain told me that I was in the same place that I was every night, even though it felt different. I felt my muscles strengthen, ready to start another day of hunger, loneliness, and misery.
Since...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 9.

posted by CuteCuddly

*CC's PoV*

Something tells me this isn't right. Something tells me I shouldn't be here, back home. But I can't be certain. I stand amd leave my room. I walk down the hall and into the kitchen. My mum is there, washing the dishes.

"Mum," I say. "Did you...miss me?"
"MUM!" I hear my brother call from his computer. "Come check this out!"
"Just a minute Thomas," Mum says, as she finishes up the dishes.
"Mummy?" I say again, thinking she didn't hear me the first time. She IS getting hard of hearing.
"MUM!" I yell, but she keeps ignoring me.

As she leaves the sink to see what Tom wanted, I jump in her way....

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 4: The Guardians are coming!

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 4: The Guardians are coming!

A day later, Pat and Kowalski overheard Alice talking to another zookeeper. “This is weird, the computer says that we due for another shipment of animals.” Alice said. “What animals now?! We’ve already had Emperor and Adelie Penguins from Antarctica and a bunch of animals from Paris. What now? Owls from England?” “Well, we are getting owls, but it doesn’t say where there from.” After hearing this, Pat and Kowalski decided to investigate. They got to Alice’s computer and found out a shocking revelation. Alice wasn’t lying. They were getting...

(still dont know what to call it) chapter 2: Fighting XD

posted by Lexii_23

  "You do?" they asked in unison.
Lexii nodded eagerly. She looked at the lemur wearing the labcoat and smiled. "You're Dr Horrible!!! I watch your blog all the time!!!!! And you!" she looked at the lemur wearing the blue shirt, "You're Captain Hammer!!!!!! Oh my gosh! I cant belive I'm acctually meeting you two!!!!!" she jumped up and down fan-girling.
   "Yeah great. Uh help?" Dr Horrible choked out as he tries to pry Captain Hammer's fingers off his throat.
   Captain Hammer scoffed. "Like SHE can stop me! I run the show here. I'm Captain Hammer and the hammer is my... OW OW!!" Lexii...

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Private's Book of Secrets. 2.

posted by CuteCuddly

Date, September 12th.

Dear Diary,

Of course, he had to come back. I knew he would someday. He pushed my buttons, but I tried to ignore him. I mean, eggs and bacon? How is that going to get me back into my game?

Yes, I am talking aboit the Armarillo Kidd. That horrid armadillo was trying to get me back into minigolf. I didn't want to.

Driving records mean nothing. if you're about to run over a grasshopper. I manage to stop the car, just before impact. Skipper's wasnt happy with me and I was convinced that nice guys reall DO finish last.

Then HE comes, in my face and nagginf for me game. I tell him...

Lost in the bush of Africa chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me packing up and going somewhere.

Me: (packing up some stuff) okay a cap check, a bottle of water check, first aid kit check, snacks check, sunglasses check, a lighter check, and a blanket check. okay I'm all set and ready to go.

so after I packed my stuff I went to the airport.

Me: excuse me I'm looking for a private plane for me to fly in?

Woman: hey you must be the mouse who survived cheating death twice.

Me: yup that's me.

Woman: well today you are in luck Miss you get to fly in the private plane for the first time.

Me: does that mean I'm not going to pay you?

Woman: of course...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Skipper struggled to open his eyes. He found himself lying on the floor of Marlene's place. His head was still throbbing. The last thing he remembered was Antonio punching him, so he blacked out. Wait, where was Marlene? He trudged to his feet.

"Marlene?! Marlene?!" Skipper said wandering out of the cave. The sun shone brightly in the afternoon sky. How long had he been out for? With one step forward he heard a crinkling sound under his left foot. It was a piece of paper with a letter. It read:

Dear Skipper,

I have your precious, Marlene. If you want her you will follow the map on the back of...

Never Turn Back Chp.3

posted by penguinsfan2

*back to present*

Skipper: This still isn’t making any sense.

Private: Of course it isn’t Skippa because we haven’t even finished it.

Skipper: I know, but all it’s telling us is what we already know, when is it going to get to the point?

Ash: *mumbling*…so impatient…..

Skipper:*glare*

Kowalski: *grabs the book* let’s keep reading, maybe it’ll give us a clue to where she ran off too.

Ash: *gazing lovingly* so smart….

Kowalski: *blush*…s-so yea back to the story….

Book: The zoo was on totally panic attack right now, and it’s all my fault because I let it happen. How could I be...

Heat Battle Pt.4

posted by JayJay12

Skipper glares at Blowhole.

*Kowalski kicks Skipper away from him*
*Skipper punches Kowalski in the face*
Cream:What the heck is going on?!
Private:It's best not to tell you right now
Cream:Well,alright,Private
Private:We have to stop them or else they could end up going to another zoo!
Rico:Yeah!Le hurrry!
*Cream,Private,and Rico run to the others*
Marlene:What is going on?!
*Private whispers in Marlene's ear*
Private:Skipper and Kowalski are fighting for Cream,and it's gone TOO far!!!
Marlene:Yes,I can see that!
Cream:Let's hurry,Private!
*holds Private's hand and smiles*
Skipper:BLOWHOLE!!!
Cream and Private:DR.BLOWHOLE!!!
Blowhole:Penguins,I...

The Mechanical Problems-1

posted by Tressa-pom

A sunny day without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is reading lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

The Mechanical Problems-1

posted by Tressa-pom

A sunny day without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is reading lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

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Undercover in Paris ... *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

*I have posted this on the Skilene site but i thought its not JUST about Skilene...Hope u lyk!*

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie jacket in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice said behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He said covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are you doing???" She said annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are YOU doing here is the...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 4

posted by legendary7

Private began to tear up when the two horrified penguins found their bleeding leader laying face down on the ground without any movement. Rico slammed into the door trying to open it.
R: "Skipper! Skipper!"
P: "It's no use, Rico!"
Private wept into his flippers. Rico had to think of something. Then it hit him. Private looked over to Rico who was now spitting up various weapons. Finally Rico snatched a stick of dynamite from his pile of reguriated ammo.
R: "Kaboom"
P: "Rico, no-"
It was too late rico had already blown up the door. A fog of dust seperated them from the walk-in fridge. Just when they...