Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an author like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky: Whawt?

Classified: You can quit the accents here, soldier. No need for them here.

LittleWinky: I cahn't help mahself.

Classified: -rolls eyes- OK, Fine. One question, Where is the rest of our unit?

LittleWinky: No where to be seen, sir.

RingtailRocks is Online

RingtailRocks: Hello, neighbors!

Classified: Ringtail, we are in official business at the moment, would you mind leaving for a sec?

RingtailRocks: OF COURSE, SILLY PENGUIN! It's my chat and my internet! And it's mine!

Classified: Actually, it's Alice's. Remember? Kowalski figured out her internet's password and built us all computers. Wasn't he surprised when he found out that her pass word was: OfficerXisYummy?

RingtailRocks: WHA-? Who is this officer X and why is he yummier than me! No one is yummier than me!

LittleWinky: Eh…shure, Julian. :-s

Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN!

LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah.

Classified: -slaps forehead-

Marlene3 is Online

Marlene3: Hey guys, what's up?

Classified: Nothing much, Trying to teach Private how to say things without an accent, Talking, and attempting to find my other 2 soldiers.

Marlene3: Kowalski and Rico? Oh, I saw them going to the park. It seemed as if Kowalski was going to build some sort of invention, Rico was gathering sticks for him and Kowalski was looking at a list.

Classified: MARLENE! HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON MY SOLDIERS???

Marlene3: Wha-? No! What makes you say such a thing!

Classified: Well, you seem to know where my soldiers are and what they are doing, suspicious? YES!

Marlene3: Do you actually believe that I-

Einstein2 is Online

Classified: KOWALSKI!

Einstein2: Skipper! Why so peppy?

Classified: I thought you were missing!

Marlene3: I hadn't finished talking!

Classified: Um, sure, Marlene. SO, KOWALSKI! WHERE IS RICO?!?!

Einstein2: He's not feeling very well, he swallowed a twig…and then…it was all downhill.

LittleWinky: Don't you two think it's a little rude to have ignored Marlene?

Marlene3: THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

Classified: Eh, you get used to it :)

Marlene3: -_-!

RingtailRocks: Don't be worrying, Marlene. I will go over to your habitat and you are to be having the most awesomest time in all of the life!

Marlene3: Em…Julien? Are you asking me out on a DATE?

RintailRocks: Of course not, I am not to be asking such a commoner as yourself. So I will be pretending that I am to be being a super hero and you are to be being the lady in distress, and then I am to be making you be feeling better! So, what are you to be saying?

Marlene3: Em…

Classified: …Marlene?

Marlene3: I accept.

RintailRocks: GREAT! I am to be saving you in about 2 hours! Now, time for my pedicure!

MauriceYO is Online

RingtailRocks: MAURICE! PEDICURE TIME!

MauriceYO: I called Mario, and he said he's on his way…
RingtailRocks: PERFECT, YOU LITTLE CHUNKY MONKEY! I COULD KISS YOU!

RintailRocks is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

Classified: WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY YES TO JULIEN!

Marlene3: He asked, I answered. Simple as that.

Einstein2: Are you sure you two don't want some space, Me and Pri-

Classified: NO! YOU ARE STAYING! NOW MARLENE, HONESTLY?!?! DO YOU LIKE THAT GUY!?!

Marlene3: -shrugs- I don't know…he's cute…

LittleWinky: We could go right now if you'd like us to-

Marlene3: NO! YOU TWO ARE STAYING HERE! NOW! SKIPPER! DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH MY CHOICE?!?!

Kablamoo is Online

Kablamoo:KABLAMOO!

Classified: WELL ACTUALLY I DO!

Marlene3: Well that's your problem, Skipper. And this is my choice.

Classified: Good!

Marlene3: GOOD!

Classified: Fine!

Marlene3: FINE!

Classified is Offline

Marlene3 is Offline

Kablamoo: Huh?

IheartFeet is Online

IheartFeet: HI!

Einstein2: Don't worry Rico, It's just one of Skipper's jealousy tantrums.

Kablamoo: -nods-

LittleWinky: He's jealous? Of Whawt?

Eintsten2: You'll know when you are older.

IheartFeet: Can I know?

Kablamoo: Nuh-uh.

IheartFeet: Why?

Einstein2 is Offline

Kablamoo is Offline

IheartFeet: Why can't I never know anything?

LittleWinky: I hear ya, Mohrt.

IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt?

LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name!

IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT!

LittleWinky: -sigh- Never mind.

IheartFeet: OK, Let's play something?

LittleWinky: What?

IheartFeet: I heard the humans talking about this one! It's a game called SPIN THE BOTTLE! I don't have a bottle, but we can spin my mango to play. I don't know how to play…Do you?

LittleWinky: …

IheartFeet: Do you?

LittleWinky: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: How?

LittleWinky is Offline

IheartFeet: WHY CAN'T I NEVER KNOW ANYTHING?!?!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Hey, Mort. What's up?

IheartFeet: The sky spirits!

MauriceYO: -_-! I mean, what are you doing?

IheartFeet: Trying to find out what SPIN THE BOTTLE is.

MauriceYO: …

IheartFeet: Do YOU know?

MauriceYO: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: What is it?!?!

MauriceYO is Offline

IheartFeet: NOT AGAIN!

IheartFeet: I am alone…

IheartFeet:This doesn't feel fun…

IheartFeet:I am so lonely! I HAVE NOBODY!

IheartFeet:OOH SO VERY LONELY!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Mort, get over here. Mario didn't show up today, you get to fill in for him.

IheartFeet: THE FEET! YAY!

IheartFeet is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

K! First Chapter done! How did I do? Crappy? Probably! Well, please review and send in you ideas! PEACE!