Penguins of Madagascar Article: Operation: Instant Messaging

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posted by skipperluvs

Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an author like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky: Whawt?

Classified: You can quit the accents here, soldier. No need for them here.

LittleWinky: I cahn't help mahself.

Classified: -rolls eyes- OK, Fine. One question, Where is the rest of our unit?

LittleWinky: No where to be seen, sir.

RingtailRocks is Online

RingtailRocks: Hello, neighbors!

Classified: Ringtail, we are in official business at the moment, would you mind leaving for a sec?

RingtailRocks: OF COURSE, SILLY PENGUIN! It's my chat and my internet! And it's mine!

Classified: Actually, it's Alice's. Remember? Kowalski figured out her internet's password and built us all computers. Wasn't he surprised when he found out that her pass word was: OfficerXisYummy?

RingtailRocks: WHA-? Who is this officer X and why is he yummier than me! No one is yummier than me!

LittleWinky: Eh…shure, Julian. :-s

Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN!

LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah.

Classified: -slaps forehead-

Marlene3 is Online

Marlene3: Hey guys, what's up?

Classified: Nothing much, Trying to teach Private how to say things without an accent, Talking, and attempting to find my other 2 soldiers.

Marlene3: Kowalski and Rico? Oh, I saw them going to the park. It seemed as if Kowalski was going to build some sort of invention, Rico was gathering sticks for him and Kowalski was looking at a list.

Classified: MARLENE! HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON MY SOLDIERS???

Marlene3: Wha-? No! What makes you say such a thing!

Classified: Well, you seem to know where my soldiers are and what they are doing, suspicious? YES!

Marlene3: Do you actually believe that I-

Einstein2 is Online

Classified: KOWALSKI!

Einstein2: Skipper! Why so peppy?

Classified: I thought you were missing!

Marlene3: I hadn't finished talking!

Classified: Um, sure, Marlene. SO, KOWALSKI! WHERE IS RICO?!?!

Einstein2: He's not feeling very well, he swallowed a twig…and then…it was all downhill.

LittleWinky: Don't you two think it's a little rude to have ignored Marlene?

Marlene3: THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

Classified: Eh, you get used to it :)

Marlene3: -_-!

RingtailRocks: Don't be worrying, Marlene. I will go over to your habitat and you are to be having the most awesomest time in all of the life!

Marlene3: Em…Julien? Are you asking me out on a DATE?

RintailRocks: Of course not, I am not to be asking such a commoner as yourself. So I will be pretending that I am to be being a super hero and you are to be being the lady in distress, and then I am to be making you be feeling better! So, what are you to be saying?

Marlene3: Em…

Classified: …Marlene?

Marlene3: I accept.

RintailRocks: GREAT! I am to be saving you in about 2 hours! Now, time for my pedicure!

MauriceYO is Online

RingtailRocks: MAURICE! PEDICURE TIME!

MauriceYO: I called Mario, and he said he's on his way…
RingtailRocks: PERFECT, YOU LITTLE CHUNKY MONKEY! I COULD KISS YOU!

RintailRocks is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

Classified: WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY YES TO JULIEN!

Marlene3: He asked, I answered. Simple as that.

Einstein2: Are you sure you two don't want some space, Me and Pri-

Classified: NO! YOU ARE STAYING! NOW MARLENE, HONESTLY?!?! DO YOU LIKE THAT GUY!?!

Marlene3: -shrugs- I don't know…he's cute…

LittleWinky: We could go right now if you'd like us to-

Marlene3: NO! YOU TWO ARE STAYING HERE! NOW! SKIPPER! DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH MY CHOICE?!?!

Kablamoo is Online

Kablamoo:KABLAMOO!

Classified: WELL ACTUALLY I DO!

Marlene3: Well that's your problem, Skipper. And this is my choice.

Classified: Good!

Marlene3: GOOD!

Classified: Fine!

Marlene3: FINE!

Classified is Offline

Marlene3 is Offline

Kablamoo: Huh?

IheartFeet is Online

IheartFeet: HI!

Einstein2: Don't worry Rico, It's just one of Skipper's jealousy tantrums.

Kablamoo: -nods-

LittleWinky: He's jealous? Of Whawt?

Eintsten2: You'll know when you are older.

IheartFeet: Can I know?

Kablamoo: Nuh-uh.

IheartFeet: Why?

Einstein2 is Offline

Kablamoo is Offline

IheartFeet: Why can't I never know anything?

LittleWinky: I hear ya, Mohrt.

IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt?

LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name!

IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT!

LittleWinky: -sigh- Never mind.

IheartFeet: OK, Let's play something?

LittleWinky: What?

IheartFeet: I heard the humans talking about this one! It's a game called SPIN THE BOTTLE! I don't have a bottle, but we can spin my mango to play. I don't know how to play…Do you?

LittleWinky: …

IheartFeet: Do you?

LittleWinky: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: How?

LittleWinky is Offline

IheartFeet: WHY CAN'T I NEVER KNOW ANYTHING?!?!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Hey, Mort. What's up?

IheartFeet: The sky spirits!

MauriceYO: -_-! I mean, what are you doing?

IheartFeet: Trying to find out what SPIN THE BOTTLE is.

MauriceYO: …

IheartFeet: Do YOU know?

MauriceYO: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: What is it?!?!

MauriceYO is Offline

IheartFeet: NOT AGAIN!

IheartFeet: I am alone…

IheartFeet:This doesn't feel fun…

IheartFeet:I am so lonely! I HAVE NOBODY!

IheartFeet:OOH SO VERY LONELY!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Mort, get over here. Mario didn't show up today, you get to fill in for him.

IheartFeet: THE FEET! YAY!

IheartFeet is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

K! First Chapter done! How did I do? Crappy? Probably! Well, please review and send in you ideas! PEACE!

madagascar_fan, Saori14 and 14 others like this

penguinsfan2 lol no its not crappy its kinda funny XD poor mort XD

Camillebas lol Kablamoo it fits him

Jutebox15 LOL!! spin the mango!

kwlski4ever OMGGG !!!! Funny as HELL ! I died laughing !!! ROFLMAO !!! XDDD

ThatDamnLlama Cheesy, but I love cheese. Make another one.

skipperluvs Haha thanks guys ^_^

LadyPrivate Gosh, that was hilarious. Especially Private ;) Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN! LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah. Classified: -slaps forehead- IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt? LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name! IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT! Please, make another one… Or they could play spin the bottle :)

krazy4kowalski Mort was a little too SMART in this.

BlowholeRulez MAKE MOOOOORE! *foams from mouth* MOOOORE! I TELL YOU! MOOORE! Sorry. I get overreacted when something is awesome. =3

Kinkystar This so funny! Everyone is perfectly on character! XD

lollipenguin awsomeness!

egel_0507 Please make more... Pweease!!! I love it!

kowalskiro Please for the love of a albino peacock CONTINUE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (puppy face) please?!

SummerPoM LOOOOOOOOOOOL!! xD Maurice: Hey, what's up? Mort: The sky spirits LOL xD

cattoy10 That was one of the funniest storys ever. Make a nother one PLEASE MAKE A NOTHER ONE i liked the part when Marlene said yes to Julian so she could make Skipper jealous

ImAnEasel XD I love the names. This was one of the funniest fanfictions.

Pkrainbow I like it poor Mort... they dont want to tell him the meaning of the game.. Ohhhh my precioso Cabo with his british acent!

CuteCuddly MAKE MORE!!! I DO NOT ASK YOU, I COMMAND YOU! I AM BEING SKIPPER RIGHT NOW! Now I'm beig Private. Pretty please with winkies on top? Kaboom. speaks for itself. By my calculations, if you do not make another, at LEAST 11 people will be very, very, VERY, upset with you. Alos speaks for itslef.

KowalskiRocks Make another one!!!!!

Riconator That was amazingly Funny!! Make another chapter!!

peacebaby7 That was so dang funny! I had to take forever to get myself to stop laughing because when I laugh I close my eyes...I wanted to finish it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Great job!!!! I loved it!

peacebaby7 Also agreeing with KowalskiRocks (2 up from here)...Make another!!

madagascar_fan AWESOME!!

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (4) Manhattan Meeting

posted by peacebaby7

The week had finally passed. Days seemed to go by longer for some reason. Lorrie had Kowalski in a small cage and was carrying him to the boat. Preston was coming with her as far as Manhattan, then he was going back to Antarctica. Once they boarded, Preston led her to her cabin as he carried her luggage. The sun was shining brightly over the horizon and awakened the clear blue sky with its silent call of golden rays across the ocean. Once inside the cabin, Preston set her bags on the bed and Lorrie put Kowalski next to them. "Just ten hours away from docking in New York. You're sure you don't...

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Abigail chapter five

posted by misscrazel

Sorry if it's not chapter five.
"Kowalski," Said Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.

***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that said TO BE CONTINUED

Sorry I'm sick of writing right now. I need to make this longer.
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Our story, part 4

posted by queenpalm

I won't be posting the "Our Story" on this club anymore. They will be in "The Penguin's Past (POM)" :-)

RICO

The men crowded towards Rico. They were getting awfully close. Rico wanted, and needed to jump off the boat, but the sides were too high.
"So much for saving my father," Rico mumbled. "Now I've endangered myself."
He backed up the wall, trying to get away. The men were really close, now. There was no getting away.
Just then, Rico saw a small, black ball come up over the side of the boat. It landed near his feet. The men took one look at the ball, and turned and ran the other way. Some even...

Look Out, New York ch 4, A Plan

posted by queenpalm

Private's point of view:

"I can't believe Alice threw us out of our own home!" I exclaimed.
"Well, believe it," Kowalski said. "It's happening."
"I feel so sad, yet again mad!" I said.
"Well your human now," Kowalski said. "Your stronger and taller, you have fingers, and you can kick a lot better."
"Kowalski, if you told that to Skipper, he'd be begging you to make him human!"
Just then, Alice threw two more people out of the zoo. I could tell right away that they were Rico and Johnson. Johnson yelled at Alice.
"Don't you have any respect for your own kind!" he cried.
"I said stay out!" she yelled...

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The Price of Friendship Chapter Six Humanized Fanfic

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

"Kowalski! Wait! Where are you going?" Skipper called after Kowalski.
Kowalski didn't answer, didn't look back. He couldn't stand to face Skipper and Private after he had let Rico die.
He heard someone coming after him. "Kowalski, wait," they said. Doris.
Kowalski turned to face her. "What do you want?"
"I'm coming with you," Doris said, pulling herself up to her full height and looking him straight in the eyes.
Kowalski couldn't make himself turn her down. "You...do you really want to come?" he asked.
"Yes."
He nodded. "Come on, then."
"Kowalski! Doris! What are you doing?" Skipper yelled into the...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 11 Return Of The Enemy

posted by MadagascarGirl

"What happened next!? What happened next?!" Kowalski asked like a little child. Everybody looked at him, he cleared his throat "I meant, continue..."
"Well, after that mission..."

Flashback

Skipper, Karen, Katherine, Johnson and Manfredi were standing straight on the dais, everybody from the military was standing in front of them, general Xin-Jin was speaking.
"We are gathered here, to reward unusual bravery of these soldiers: Skipper, Karen, Katherine, Johnson and Manfredi. They showed brave when they were standing face to face with a danger. They didn't give up when they were helping their friends,...

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Abigail chapter two

posted by misscrazel

Abigail stopped kissing Kowalski.
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico said "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (10) Memories Connected

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper’s beak seemed to fall into the snow. Eve…was Alastair’s daughter? Why didn’t she say anything? How could she not tell him? The snow picked up again, blocking the view of Alastair and the chicks, rising high above the ground and swirling around them in another vortex of white. Once it settled again, Skipper and the owl were in a hut with a floor of snow. Alastair was sitting on a couch with a female penguin next to him; his flipper was around her in an affectionate, loving way. The two chicks were playing in the middle of the room; they now looked about a year old, and Skipper...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (9) The Other 32 Hours

posted by peacebaby7

“He was the one putting eye drops in just an hour ago!He’s taking the night shift the day he finds out Skipper was going to be fine! How could I have been so blind?!”

“Eve! Who are you talking about!?” Private called after her, him and Kowalski trying to keep up with her fast pace.

“Manor! Gah! I’m such an idiot!”

“You’re not an idiot, Eve! I should’ve suspected, too!” Kowalski pointed out.

Once they arrived at the prison, Eve stopped and turned to them. “You two stay out here.”

“What?!” Kowalski and Private said simultaneously.

“I know my way around the infirmary;...

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The Black Death 12: Your Final Day

posted by legendary7

"Beware of False Prophets Who Come Disguised as Harmless Sheep But Are Really Vicious Wolves" - Matthew 7:15

Hey, peeps! Wazzup? To give you as much as the spooky experience as I can, I have links to themes from freaky movies.
Nightmare on Elm Street: link
Dead Silence: link
Halloween: link
There you go, guys! Um just in case the links just send you to youtube, just type in the titles/title I wrote in the box and put in after it "main theme". If you have any questions post them in the comments. I hope you enjoy! ;) Boo!

Later that same day, Private laid in bed and listened to the rain pour onto...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (3) Mysteries

posted by peacebaby7

Day 3

Skipper paced back and forth in the narrow walkway. He’d look out the small window in the door, and he began humming to fill the silence. Hans started to get irritated. “What’s the matter with you? Are you having a seizer?” He asked smart-allecky.

“No! It’s just killing me not knowing what’s going on!”

“So in other words you’re starting to go crazy?”

“In a way I guess.”

“Well don’t get your feathers in a twist we’ll be out of here by tomorrow afternoon.”

“Seems like years away.”

“What did Eve say to you?”

“All she was able to tell me is that my team...

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Crossroads: Part 18

posted by Skiparah

It took only a few seconds for me to process her words before I realized she'd let go of my foot. In less than two seconds I hit the freezing water. I couldn't see..I couldn't breathe. You'd think a penguin would know how to swim. I hadn't really given it much thought up 'till now. My heart nearly stopped when I realized I couldn't swim..and the surface of the water above me was getting further and further away. I paddled my flippers wildly trying to get to the surface. No use. I didn't make much distance and I was running out of what little breath I'd had in the first place. My lungs screamed...

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Featherless Part (1-3)

posted by Kowalski1321

The reason why I'm writing these again is because, the chapters were too far apart for anyone to read them and I'm now writing them different than last time. And yes I know that that this is the same concept as high moltage but just to make it clear I publish my old ones before High Moltage was even annouced. I hope you enjoy.

----Chapter 1 Introduction----

It was normal sunny Sunday morning at the Central Park zoo, and Kowalski had something important to do. Kowalski: " All right, everyone get out." Skipper: "Whoa! Hold on there. Before you can kick people out of their own house's, you've got...

Freedom Book 1: Destiny Awaits (2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2: A Mistaken Chosen One

Once again, Private wrote down everything about the dream again. Who is this close person that will be mistakenly picked as the chosen one? he thought. He hid it under his pillow and went to sleep again.

Later in the morning, Messenger Xai Lang arrived. "Mail for Skipper."he said. Xai Lang dropped the scroll and then flew away. Then, Skipper got it. He opened it and read to see a happy news.

Dear Skipper,

Congratulations! You are chosen to be the chosen one according to your ascendants. You will fight, die and save the world. Leave your city tomorrow. Once again,...

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Crossroads: Part 17

posted by Skiparah

I eventually found out why they called the ship 'The Green Bucket'. After a few days I was as sick as a dog. What's worse I had to stay down in the ships' hold where no one on board could see me. After a few days spent in a rocking boat I either got used to it or just simply ran out of stuff to barf up. Either way, I felt a bit better after while. Then one unexpecting morning some wise crack came down into the hold to my level. Let me just say he wasn't standing up down there too much. Every time he'd wake up I'd smack him into next tuesday. Finally I had to start hitting the other eye because...

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Crossroads: Part 15

posted by Skiparah

I saw the sun flash off of the knife and into my eyes. I clamped my eyes shut and waiting for my life to end. Nothing happened. I opened my eyes to find Hans staring at me with resentment in his eyes. "What's the matter Hans? You'd rather turn me in?" I scoffed. It's not like I wanted to get killed by this demented dane, but I was a bit confused at him. He sat up, "Skipper..I can't kill you..you're the only friend still alive." he admitted with a sob I knew was fake. I narrowed my eyes in paranoid suspicion.
"Hans, let me get this straight. You set me up as though I had actually KILLED one of...

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Science has it's downsides. (A SpicePenguin13 fanfiction)

posted by SpicePenguin13

The tallest and the smartest penguin locked himself in his lab again. Not always is he the sharpest knife in the drawer. He tried drilling the door but last time he did this, he was stupid enough to replace the door with one of the hardest material know to man.

“Dang it!” Kowalski said drilling the door. It didn't even make a dent in the door. “Why did I even use this material??”

“Alright time for another theory.” Kowalski picked up one of Rico's fire guns that he was making modifications to and adding more tools to use. “Fire in the hole!” Kowalski yelled blasting the door....

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Tears of a True Soldier (A SpicePenguin13 Fanfic.)

posted by SpicePenguin13

Skipper, the brave fierce leader, said he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground infront of him was the craziest penguin of them all Rico. His fallen comrad was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper said shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't you dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the lazer had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The phychotic Dr.Blowhole smirked, moving next to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have become...

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Finding the Light: (3) Blackout

posted by peacebaby7

The penguins were now making their way through the streets of New York. Skipper was on point, signaling for his men to go when the time was right. So far so good. Not a soul has seen them yet…well…except for a rottweiler that an unfortunate dog-walker had to deal with as it barked for what seemed like forever.

Skipper made another signal for the other three to pass. Kowalski constantly stumbled over his feet, considering he didn’t remember any of the training he’d had. But Private, being as concerned as expected from the young cadet, was...

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Luna Preview

posted by legendary7

While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The penguin felt the fish dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, you okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering penguin didn't and...