Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his friends take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, you guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and friends will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in frozen tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what you said.
Skipper: Here's how this works! My team and I are going to battle your sad sea squad using skills of combat!
Squidward: What if we win this battle?
Kowalski: Since you'll know too much from this day, if you win, we spray you with amnesia mist and you'll lose any memory of seeing us.
Patrick: And if we lose?
Rico: FIIIIIIIISH!!!!!
Skipper: If you lose, we eat you! (the Spongebob gang runs around screaming)
Announcer: Who will win? Is this the end for Spongebob? And who will be the "BarfBag"?
Kowalski: (burps and covers his mouth) Sorry.
Announcer: Find out in "Spongebob Squarepants vs The Penguins of Madagascar" coming soon on NICK!!!
Skipper: Commence Operation: AQUATIC ACTION!

egel_0507, Valerie_Verns and 2 others like this

carsfan XD XD XD You could have also put Sandy in there... that could be an AWESOME battle between Skipper and the squirrel... xD Sound epic! Can`t wait! :D

mostar1219 Well, the odds would be uneven. Besides, penguins don't eat squirrels.

RTE33 Nice!!! Lol at the "Barfbag" Part. Cant Wait!

quasomeness You write a better script for a promo than the people at Nick!

Pomfan2011 Have you thought of putting all the characters in this? BTW AWESOME STORY

cattoy10 Awesome, can't wait :D Really, they are going to eat them???? What are they going to do with Patric and Spongebob. I don't think the penguins want to eat a sponge and i have never seen anyone eat a starfish, Can you even eat a starfish???? XD Still, awesome

yasminwinx I like SpongeBob but this is funny.

krazy4kowalski Ah, if only they weren't different forms of animation. It could be perfect!

mostar1219 ^ well, in the dream this was based on, i saw what the penguins look like in the animation of Spongebob

RTE33 ^Like The Jimmy Timmy Power hour series!

mostar1219 ^ absotively. LOL.

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Battle Ready!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Night and Dazed

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Freaked Out Marlene

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Badger Pride

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Lemmy has Disco Powers

added by LifelessPenguin

Source: Alienated

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Camel, Gazelle, and Llama?!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Popcorn Panic

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"Give Me Your Dark, Beany Secrets...."

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Operation Break-Speare

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Four Angry Penguins

added by Icicle1penguin

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Try To Spot the Kowalski in This Explosion!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Brain Drain

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They won a blimp!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Nick.com

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PoM Pics

added by Metallica1147

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Colorful Penguins!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Fit to Print

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uh wierd.....like really wierd.....

added by Shadowpenguin

Source: Me, Scanner, Airhead, 7-11, and Disicable Me

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The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 4

posted by queenpalm

I sighed and did a facepalm. My least favorite subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought you were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked.
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, or flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As you all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried.
Michelle blushed....

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Alone or Together? (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Superman Tonight")

posted by mostar1219

The four were at their favorite hangout, the Concrete Jungle Jumble, giving themselves a much needed break from the self assigned community service they've been doing.
"So I said, 'my head should be on my shoulders? Look who's talkin'.'" Skipper said, giving the other three a good laugh.
Marlene, the waitress, came back with the check.
"I'll take it when you're ready," Marlene said.
"Alright, Marlene, and how about you meet me in the back room afterwards?" Skipper suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Skipper," Marlene replied while giving a sly smile and walking away.
As Skipper was taking out his wallet,...

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Penguin Bloopers: Kowalski (from I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane)

posted by peacebaby7

First I just want to thank you all for your wonderful comments on my bloopers. You all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope you enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D

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Invasion: Take 1

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*

Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....

Invasion: Take 2

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *"runs" into door*

Marlene: *gets hit by fish* What the?!?!...

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Penguin Bloopers: Marlene and Julien (from Tangled in the Web)

posted by peacebaby7

Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope you enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy you really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...

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Penguin Bloopers: Skipper (from Needle Point)

posted by peacebaby7

Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered by the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered by the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did you hear that pack of lies!...

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My Idea For A Coca Cola Ad Starring Marlene.

posted by RustyandJuneP

So Here's My Coca-cola Ad Celebrating The 150th Annivercery of The Company. This Commercial Stars Marlene.

It Starts Of With a Coca-cola Vending Machine, In The Zoo, Then Marlene walks up to it, all wet (she went to the fountain for the money for the drink), Then She Jumps to put the money in the Machine, then as she falls back to the ground she presses the button. It Doesn't come out so she bangs it. It Still doesn't Comes Out, she Growls and Bangs On It About 4 or 5 times, HARD, The Can Stills Doesn't Comes Out, Then She Looks In The thing where the cokes come out, Then she Gets sucked in...

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I AM: POM Style! ~ PART 2: KOWALSKI, (a.k.a. The "Options Guy")

posted by yokaisummoner

"Rock & Roll Boys!"

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poetry and more like responses, but what do you expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side comments that will be provided by The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the Penguin Team...

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Unexpected Love

posted by Jhoman12

It Was A Perfect Sunny Day And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He Said I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene Said "Uh Ok Come On In" She Said At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected Love Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene Said To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice Said "yes I Do" She Said *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I Love You" Marlene Said "I Love You Too" Maurice Said Then They Kiss Again
The End

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see you fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...