Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his friends take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, you guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and friends will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in frozen tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what you said.
Skipper: Here's how this works! My team and I are going to battle your sad sea squad using skills of combat!
Squidward: What if we win this battle?
Kowalski: Since you'll know too much from this day, if you win, we spray you with amnesia mist and you'll lose any memory of seeing us.
Patrick: And if we lose?
Rico: FIIIIIIIISH!!!!!
Skipper: If you lose, we eat you! (the Spongebob gang runs around screaming)
Announcer: Who will win? Is this the end for Spongebob? And who will be the "BarfBag"?
Kowalski: (burps and covers his mouth) Sorry.
Announcer: Find out in "Spongebob Squarepants vs The Penguins of Madagascar" coming soon on NICK!!!
Skipper: Commence Operation: AQUATIC ACTION!

egel_0507, Valerie_Verns and 2 others like this

carsfan XD XD XD You could have also put Sandy in there... that could be an AWESOME battle between Skipper and the squirrel... xD Sound epic! Can`t wait! :D

mostar1219 Well, the odds would be uneven. Besides, penguins don't eat squirrels.

RTE33 Nice!!! Lol at the "Barfbag" Part. Cant Wait!

quasomeness You write a better script for a promo than the people at Nick!

Pomfan2011 Have you thought of putting all the characters in this? BTW AWESOME STORY

cattoy10 Awesome, can't wait :D Really, they are going to eat them???? What are they going to do with Patric and Spongebob. I don't think the penguins want to eat a sponge and i have never seen anyone eat a starfish, Can you even eat a starfish???? XD Still, awesome

yasminwinx I like SpongeBob but this is funny.

krazy4kowalski Ah, if only they weren't different forms of animation. It could be perfect!

mostar1219 ^ well, in the dream this was based on, i saw what the penguins look like in the animation of Spongebob

RTE33 ^Like The Jimmy Timmy Power hour series!

mostar1219 ^ absotively. LOL.

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The Lies,The Truth, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 1 - Lies and Fury

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fanfiction: Part 1

"Gah!"
    Kowalski woke up with a jolt, almost awakening the team from their deep slumber. He heard the soft thump of his heart pounding in his chest. Trying to calm himself, he quietly slipped out of his bunk and peered at the alarm clock.
"3:40?! I got to get back to sleep! Tomorrow there is agility training!"
    Kowalski rubbed his eyes and quietly headed back to the small bunk, oblivious to Skipper's disappearance.

The dock...

    Small penguin feet waddled across the dock,...

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Badger Love: Chapter 1: The Reason Why

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: In case you don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(

Badger Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why

After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s more terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...

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You Belong With Me: Skilene Version

posted by EppofangirlXD

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that you said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish guitar songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the day when you wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

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The penguin Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet

posted by 67Dodge

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' said Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' said a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' said Kowalski. Only two days ago had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

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Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, C5: Odd One

posted by beastialmoon

Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything or anyone
Unless we’re pretending...

Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 10

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 10

The penguins cruised around the town of New Jersey, looking for their old pal Rico, whom had left a note in the HQ telling them where he was going. They didn’t know so, but they were going to find him sooner than they thought.

“Look, Skippah!” Private pointed at Rico whom was walking tiredly. His left foot limped and he seemed to be talking to himself. Ash looked at him and instantly knew that he was Rico.

“Well…go get him!” Ash jumped out of the vehicle and pulled her flipper out at him. He just stared at it, confused. She rolled her eyes and pulled him in, and they made...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 8

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known by the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit more explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The penguin looked up to see Dru looking...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cornflak

“C’mon, men! We need to be in tip-top shape!” Skipper barked at Kowalski and Private, who were ordered to perform push-ups, that morning…

Kowalski panted heavily after each push. He didn’t understand why Rico would harm Private. Of course his doll was being taken away at that time, but Kowalski had never pondered on just how much that doll meant to Rico. Did he even realize that it was a doll? He probably viewed it as though it were a real person, which almost frightened Kowalski. Is Rico truly an insane penguin who cares not for his friends, but only for an inanimate object?

No, that...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation Taco Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pancakes with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with you men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...

Penguins of Madagascar play Part 1

posted by 18wanda

(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful day at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a cloud burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t you see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a cloud in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can you do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves or I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the cloud block...

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Skipper Tackling Marlene

added by hotsnowsels

Source: Nickolodeon, 'The Red Squirrel'

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King Julien ft. Maurice - If I Ruled the World (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

If King Julien Ruled the World...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...

Robo-Skipper as CATS from Zero Wing

added by Bitt3rman

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Skipper Donettes

added by SJF_Penguin2

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Kowalski's name using the photenic Army alphabet

added by ricoiswsome

Source: Me

King Julien

added by Cowtails

more stuff.

added by Cowtails

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Waited Too Long (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "If You Only Knew")

posted by mostar1219

Monique walked over to the dock and put her purse in her secret spot before sitting down. She didn't need the clock on her phone to tell her that it was too early for anyone, even her as someone who isn't a morning person, to be awake. Though, during these past few months, thoughts have been flooding the aspie's mind causing her to wake up completely early in the morning. It had been a few months since Kowalski and the others left for their mission over seas. She always felt the urge to come to the dock around this time, since it always gave her the reminder that they'll be back soon. She always...

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Corpse party/penguins:tortured souls...chapter 3...

posted by spmana123

Julien sat there on the ground screaming and crying....staring at Maurice's lifeless corpse...he was all alone...he didn't know what to do...the loud cracks is all he heard besides his screaming...why he thought...why did Maurice kill himself!!

Suddenly...a fox with glasses came in the bathroom...she was wearing glasses as it seemed...and she had these fish eyes that startled julien when he saw her...

Julien:w-what do u want?!

???: your friend is dead it seems...

Julien:a-are u trapped in this school like me...?

???: yes...but I'm already dead...I died a while ago...

Julien:?!

???:my names naho...and...