Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his friends take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, you guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and friends will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in frozen tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what you said.
Skipper: Here's how this works! My team and I are going to battle your sad sea squad using skills of combat!
Squidward: What if we win this battle?
Kowalski: Since you'll know too much from this day, if you win, we spray you with amnesia mist and you'll lose any memory of seeing us.
Patrick: And if we lose?
Rico: FIIIIIIIISH!!!!!
Skipper: If you lose, we eat you! (the Spongebob gang runs around screaming)
Announcer: Who will win? Is this the end for Spongebob? And who will be the "BarfBag"?
Kowalski: (burps and covers his mouth) Sorry.
Announcer: Find out in "Spongebob Squarepants vs The Penguins of Madagascar" coming soon on NICK!!!
Skipper: Commence Operation: AQUATIC ACTION!

egel_0507, Valerie_Verns and 2 others like this

carsfan XD XD XD You could have also put Sandy in there... that could be an AWESOME battle between Skipper and the squirrel... xD Sound epic! Can`t wait! :D

mostar1219 Well, the odds would be uneven. Besides, penguins don't eat squirrels.

RTE33 Nice!!! Lol at the "Barfbag" Part. Cant Wait!

quasomeness You write a better script for a promo than the people at Nick!

Pomfan2011 Have you thought of putting all the characters in this? BTW AWESOME STORY

cattoy10 Awesome, can't wait :D Really, they are going to eat them???? What are they going to do with Patric and Spongebob. I don't think the penguins want to eat a sponge and i have never seen anyone eat a starfish, Can you even eat a starfish???? XD Still, awesome

yasminwinx I like SpongeBob but this is funny.

krazy4kowalski Ah, if only they weren't different forms of animation. It could be perfect!

mostar1219 ^ well, in the dream this was based on, i saw what the penguins look like in the animation of Spongebob

RTE33 ^Like The Jimmy Timmy Power hour series!

mostar1219 ^ absotively. LOL.

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Knock Knock Jokes

posted by Bluepenguin

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two more hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one day can you please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...