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Skipper: What are you talking about?! We helped you!
George: You have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if you haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid you didn't they?
George: H-How'd you know?
Private: Wow Skipper, you truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid you to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I knew it!!
Gravin: He's right. It shows in this video. What do you have to say for yourself now, Team TP?
Dudley: Uh.... bye?
*Kitty smacks him*
Gravin: Instead of Team PoM, Team TP will be discualified instead.
Kitty: Ahh, Dudley! I told you that plan was off!
*Team TP gets on the bus and the bus leaves*
Po: So I guess that just leaves you guys and us.
Gravin: That's right! The final competition is tomorrow! Rest up!

That night.....

Private(whispering): Huh? Skipper! Where are you going?
Skipper: Shhh! Come!
*They both step outside*
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Do you think it's weird how in every competition we have to get some type of food? Like the blue apple, or the bananas from Verytallmountain, and the golden coconuts?
Private: Yeah.... that is weird.
Skipper: I'm gonna go see what Gravin's up to.
Private: Are you sure? Remember, Gravin has cameras!
Skipper: Oh that's right..... we can't risk losing when we got so far!
Private: Guess it's back to sleep then.....
Skipper: For you....
Private: What?? You're still going??
Skipper: Well yeah, I can't resist!
Private: I can't really stop you anymore, so I guess i'm in too.
Skipper: Alright. Remember, you'll need lots and lots of stealth.
Private: Don't worry Skipper! Stealth is my middle name!
Skipper: No it's not.
Private: I know....
*A few minutes of stealth later*
Skipper: Here's his window. Bingo! Theres the food!
Private: And a really big pot! Wait.... he's going to make SOUP isn't he!?
Skipper: He made us get all of those things just so he can make some lousy soup!? Oh no, he's not going to play this game with these birds. Lets head back. I have an idea.
-The Next Day-
Gravin: Good morning, campers! Today's the big day!
Skipper: Hey, buddy. Just tell us what the competition is.
Gravin: Both teams must have a gun fight to the death!
Everyone: WHAAATTT?!?!?!?
Po: No way, buddy! We don't roll with guns. We roll with fists!
Tigress: Yeah! There's no way we're doing this.
Gravin: Alright then, I guess you guys are kicked out then.
Po: Fine with us!
*Team KFP nods*
Kowalski: So does that mean we win?
Gravin: Not exactly.... you six still need to have a gun fight to the death either way.
Marlene: You're kidding.
Gravin: You can't bail out like the others did! You signed a contract!
Kowalski: When did we sign a contract??
*Skipper begins to back away slowly*
Kowalski: Skipper.....
Skipper: Okay fine! I signed a contract for all of us.
Julien: You what!?
Kowalski: What about the other teams? This doesn't make any sense!
Gravin: Enough! You are going to have a gun fight to the death whether you like it or not! And you can't escape, the entire primeter of the forst is protected by an invisible wall! Hehe.
Skipper: I knew I couldn't trust this guy.
*Gravin throws a bag with 6 guns in them.
Skipper: Ooh!! I call this one!!
Marlene: Really?? Anyways, they're all the same, Skipper.
Skipper: This one is shinier!
Gravin: Begin!!
*Everyone nods and everyone runs in different directions*
Marlene: Okay, Julien. I can't believe Skipper managed to figure this all out in his sleep and then tell us a carefully organized plan.
Julien: I know.
Marlene: Alright. Lets sneak in Gravin's room and find the button that deactivates the invisible walls.
-meanwhile-
*Skipper, Rico, Private and Kowalski are standing on a small cliff*
Kowalski: Alright, Skipper. Don't forget about the plan!
Skipper: Why would I, Kowalski??
*Skipper shoots and misses Kowalski*
Kowalski: What was that for??
Skipper: Hmm? Oh nothing. I'm just trying to run out of bullets slowly.
Private: Uh oh... I think Skippers gone completely.....
Rico: Cookoo?
Skipper: What do you mean, Private? I'm not crazy!
*Skipper suddenly shoots Rico and Private and they fall off the cliff*
Kowalski: Skipper! What did you do??
*Kowalski drops his gun and stares down the cliff while the wind is randomly blowing*
Skipper: Okay, Kowalski. Now it's you're turn.
*Skipper shoots, and Kowalski falls off*
*Suddenly, Gravin comes out of nowhere, clapping*
Gravin: Congratulations, Skipper. You win, this delicious bowl of soup!
Skipper: YES! I WIN!!!
*Skipper gulps the soup down and then wipes his mouth*
Skipper: Wait.... what was that??
Gravin: It was poisen, Skipper. Allow me to give off me true identidy. I am Prof. Gravin, mad monkey scientist. I use to be a stupid testing monkey, so I wanted to get revenge on the humans. And I couldn't let you Four in my way.
Skipper: Gee, Gravin. That souds a lot like a certain Dolphin....
Gravin: What?
Skipper: Nevermind. WHAT?!?! YOU POISENED ME!?
Gravin: Yes i did, my plan went perfect.
Skipper: Well, you're just forgetting one thing.
Gravin: What's that??
Skipper: I can't be brainwashed, monkey!
*Suddenly the 3 penguins that "supposedly" got shot jump up from the cliff, glisten in the sun, and land perfectly on the cliff, and the penguins form they're famous pose*
Gravin: What? How!!
Skipper: Simple. It was all sound effects, fake blood, and good acting.
Kowalski, Rico and Private: Yeah!
Gravin: It doesn't matter! Without you're leader, you will be.... uh... leaderless?
*The penguins stare at him*
Skipper: Wow.... that was just....
Private: Bad....
Skipper: Anyways, get him!
*All the penguins tackle him and tie him up*
Gravin: Blast! You penguins got lucky. Hey, why are you still shooting this? Turn the camera off!
*Suddenly Skipper begins to choke, and falls to the ground*
Private: Skipper!! I think the poisen struck!
Skipper: Eh, don't worry Private. It's just acting.
Rico: Phew!
Private: You really got me....
Kowalski: Wait this doesn't add up..... how did you...?
Skipper: Simple. Let this flashback demonstrate.
*Flashback*
Skipper: When Private and I went back to sleep, I woke up again, snuck into Gravin's room, and swapped the ingredients with fake copies. Also, while I was there, Gravin was sleep talking his entire plan..... Which was an epic fail.....
Gravin: Darn.... I could have gotten away with it too.... if it wasn't for you-
Skipper: Ep-ep-ep..... I think the folks at home are pretty tired of Scooby-doo references.
*The invisable walls disable*
Skipper: Looks like Marlene and Julien did the job. Lets go home, boys.
*Later... on the road*
Skipper: Ahh. Perfect.
Marlene: I like this.
Julien: Can you move any faster? We're never getting to the Central Park Zoo with you carrying us like that!
Gravin: I'm trying!! Sheesh. I can't pick ALL of you up at the same time!
Skipper: Nonsense. It's the perfect punishment for you. And also.... I had something else in mind.
-back at the zoo-
Gravin: Uhh.... why am I in a box?
*Skipper stamps a "Hoboken" stamp on the box, and the box is taken with the truck.
Kowalski: Heh. Do you send all of you'r enemies to Hoboken?
Skipper: Well, I didn't send Julien! Yet....
Julien: Oh thank yo- wait a minute, what is that suppose to mean!?
[The End]
posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly took the uniform and headed for Kowalski's lab. The clone tried to pull her back, but she kicked him in the...ummm....berries. Yup. " Come on Lilly, we can talk about this!" Cried the clone, seething with 'berry' pain. Lilly shut the big steel door behind her.
---------------------------------------UNKNOWN LOCATION IN THE ZOO!!!!
Skipper has been trying to break out of his shackles all day. " I have to get out of this room! Who knows what kind of sick, twisted things that crazy clone is doing to my friends! Especially Lilly and Marlene. He had his sights on them more than anyone." Skipper...
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posted by kowalskielol
horah for my sister! (she helped me) this ends the kitka/skipper thing in the fan fiction world.im a skilene, so writing the beginning was hard.hear i go!

it was a nice afternoon in central park, and skipper was looking dashing. well, all he did was put a black bow on his chest but THAT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE HES WEARING A TUX!.

S: kowalski? is this bow tie exactly straight?
k: (gets out measuring stuff and measures the angle philosify watever its called) skipper this bow tie is aprociminly 1.0 percent off balence.
s: blast man! how am i supposed to look nice when-
p:its 10:00 skippa'
s:oh no!!! im...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Kam did a mad karate-chop into a nearby tree. The boys fell out! " You didn't SEE ANYTHING!" Skipper said in despiration. Then the boys run away. "Let's go girls! We don't need Lilly anymore!" Just as Lilly opens her beak to protest, The plane takes off and her friends leave.
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THAT NIGHT!
Marlene is trying her best to cheer Lilly up. Nothing would work! " Come on Lilly, you haven't said a word all day! How about we gossip about boys!" Marlene asks with a friendly tone of voice. "No. Im just gonna go back to my habitat and sleep." Lilly replied. She leaves Marlene's habitat. Lilly had lost her four closest friends within a five day time period . She deserves to sleep this off.
THE END!
posted by EppofangirlXD
The Techicolor Phase by Owl City

PoMified by EppogirlXD

I am the red in the dynamite,
Sticks that you light up and make explode,
And I am the white in the files,
That seem to exile into different codes.

I am the green in the blankets,
That you wrap up with the other sheets,
And I am the blue in your big surrounding pool,
Which separates the platform and the wide zoo street.

If you cut me I suppose I would bleed,
The colors of the evening stars.
You can go anywhere you wish
Cause I'll be there, wherever you are.
(wherever you are)
(wherever you are)

(I will always be your keys
when we are lost in the Technicolor...
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"Well? tell him Lilly!" Kam demamds. " Tell HER!" Skipper protests. " Uhhh.... I don't know right now. Atleast wait until the week is over guys. Please!?" Lilly beggs to her two fighting friends. They nodd their heads and walk away.
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LATER THAT DAY!
Skipper is laying in his bed, looking at a picture of Marlene with all her fur. He sees Lilly approaching and hides it behind his back. " Hi Skipper. May I speak with you for a sec?" Lilly asks softly, still feeling horrible for what her teammate has done. "Yes. What about?" Skipper asks back as he leans over...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly smiled at Skipper. He smiled back and grabbed the Electrolizer as it came down. " This is for New York!" Skipper said heroicly. " And Antarctica!" Lilly added. The two penguins shut their eyes, and turned away from their certain doom. Then, Skipper pulled the trigger.
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BACK OUTSIDE THE MONSTER!
A huge electrical charge came from the base of the monster. The penguins knew exactly what caused it. Everyone moved to the edge of the rail, and hung their heads in greif. Then they saluted their fallen officers. Suddenly, a huge circular peice of titanium...
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I Talked To A Mango and It Talked Back

By EppogirlXD

Kowalski was working in his lab like a crazed maniac. Papers flew everywhere, and tools were laying around messily. Five months and no new invention! I mean, c’mon, FIVE months: capitalized, Italic, underlined and bold! FIVE months when the universe had been against him! Kowalski was totally stressed out to the extreme. His experiments were backfiring, and inventions were not appearing on his desk.

Annoyingly, whenever he started to get to work on a new invention these past FIVE months, he would work on the invention a little, realize a mistake,...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Skipper and Kowalski make it to Doris's habitat right before Rico and Lilly left. Doris actually had something to say to Kowalski, so he stayed behind. "Hi Kowalski." Doris said in a sweet voice. Kowalski couldn't believe the girl of his dreams was talking to him,so he stayed quiet. " Well, I just wanted to say that im sorry how I treated you yesterday. I really didn't know how much you liked me until Lilly told me. You really are sweet." Doris gave Kowalski a tender kiss on the beak!( sorry mrs.kowalski!) He suprisingly didn't faint....."THUMP"......Nope....he just did. Dorris giggled to herself...
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posted by skipperfan5431
The next day, all the animals are in the Zoovineir shop, awaiting their visiting friend. Kowalski is standing in the back of the shop with the charmilians freaking out! " When is she coming when is she coming!!!" He yell's feeling very nerveous! " I see the truck!" Mason reports. All the animals cheered and the penguins put on their disguise. " I have a transferr here from the Hoboken Zoo." " THANK-YOU-MY-GOOD-SIR." Stated Kowalski,s device as he typen in the words. They unloaded the heavy glass box and the trucker drove off. " Doris?" Skipper asked. " It's okay, the humans are gone. Doris...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Everyone is sreaming and having an awsome time. Lilly grabs to Skippers Flipper without noticing and he begins to blush lightly. Kowalski is about to puke and Private is crying like a baby! What could possibly go wrong? Well, i'll tell you! The ride suddenly comes to a complete stop. " AHHH!!!!"Screams Lilly at the top of her girly penguin lungs. She realizes that shes hugging Skipper's flipper sooo tight, it turned blue. " Excuse me sir...." Lilly says embaressed. They look up and see Officer X standing at the back of the ride. " Well, well,well. If it isn't my old flightless little nemiseis."...
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posted by skipperfan5431
The boys glared angrily at Skipper as Lilly's helicopter flew away. " How could you Skipper!" Cried Kowalski. " Did you forget the penguin crito!? Never Swim Alone. Well Lilly's swiming in a stinking SHARK TANK!!" Yelled Private. " Marhabingooloinf!!" Grumbled Rico angrily as he got up in Skipper's face. ( What have I done?) thought Skipper ( I should have helped her when I had the chance.)
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Lilly looked out the window of the helicopter and began to sob. She was no longer in America, let alone New York. No sir, she was in her homeland. Antarctica. Outside...
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posted by skipperfan5431
"Huh what do you mean?" Asked Maurice in shock. " The love letter." Lilly replied with again, a seductive tone in her voice. Maurice couldn't stop staring into her big, beautiful, baby-blue eyes. Just as he began to walk twoard her, Skipper and Rico jumped in front of him and grabed Lilly. " Thanks Maurice." said Skipper greatfully. " I thought she left the zoo. Oh, and you didn't seee annything..." The penguins then jumped out of sight. "How did she know...... " Maurice said as he went back to his king. "LET ME OUT!!!" Lilly yelled as she banged on the cage with a newly installed security...
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posted by fun123fun
HI THERE!!!!! this story will teach you how to drive if yor 16 or not. If your a human or not but if your a snake

skipper: OR A SPY! OR DR.BLOWHOLE!

just stop reading you got no hands/flippers/paws/ext.
Skipper: becuse we dont want you!
me: SHUSSHH YOU GET YOUR TURN SKIPPER!
now where were i? oh yeah!
But im not genna teach you! The penguins will! now lets start the lesson!

CHAPTER 1:THE LOOKS

private: when you drive you need to look good
like sun glasses! I perfer purple galsses!
skipper: purple?! no purple! i dont like purple nor pink there too girly.
private:like i was saying its all about the...
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posted by jackandjill2
yeah... for Creative Writing, I had to write a love poem. I don't like anybody in that way (right now, at least) so I ended up writing mine about Kowalski. It's a free-verse poem, so it doesn't rhyme, but... yeah.


When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word you say
too many variables and equations
but I love it anyway

Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as you experiment
with dangerous chemicals

In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
you are more careful when I'm around

don't want to hurt me
or make a fool of yourself
by making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me

<3
It was early in the moring like about 8:00 am the penguins were reddy for a fight with the big tiger. Marlene was setting up party stuff in his habitat.

"skippa this time plese dont call the gier a spy" priavte said
"i never did!" skipper moaned
"uh yeah like when bradon the otter came, and when all those other penguins came in all the other fanfictions!"private said
"you guys acutly read thoses?"kowlski asked
"yeah we have fans that are relly good writers you should read one!" private said
"oh well then"kowlski answerd
"and private bradon IS A SPY!"skippr yelled
"SEE YOU STLL THINK HE IS A SPY!"
"HE...
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This is basically the background of how the animal’s secret government is set up. The actual story doesn’t start until the next chapter. Brief summary of each OC is included. (Skilene and Private/OC pairings)

There are Five Boroughs, as everyone is well aware, that coexist in New York. The Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and Staten Island. In each Borough, there exists a single zoo. Five boroughs, five zoos. The head of the boroughs, or “General” lives in the Staten Island borough. There is a higher authority than him, however. The court Mariners of Philadelphia decide what is fair...
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posted by TeamPeeta649
Before the penguins can do anything to help Tara, Alice is already out of the habitat and putting Tara in a box.

Kowalski:"We have to save her!"

They speed out of the habitat and follow Alice. They watch as she sets Tara's box on the back of a loading truck and then walks away. Skipper gives the signal and they hurry over to the truck. They jump up next to the box when Skipper signals for them to stop. He leans in close to the box and listens. He can hear whispering. He reconizes Tara's voice.

Tara:"Agent 9 get me out of here. Forget the mission! I know what Agent 5 said and I don't care! I told...
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posted by beastialmoon
Friday came.

It was time for their date. Kam was getting ready in Marlene's habitat, or at least that's what she kept reminding herself. Being constantly pricked and poked seemed like a lot to go through just to get ready. Then she got out the big guns.

Beakstick.

"No! There is no way you are putting that on me!" Kam jumped up

"Come on, Kam!"

"No! I let you poke me, shine my feathers, silk my beak, and who knows what else! This draws the line!"

Suddenly a knock came at Marlene's habitat entrance. Kam let out a tiny yelp of fear. Marlene laughed.

"I'm scared." Kam whispered.

"It's perfectly normal....
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posted by beastialmoon
The penguins are all practicing their moves on top of the ice floe. Marlene wakes up and notices something different about the penguins. Kowalski's missing, but there are still four penguins. So who's the new girl?

She decides to check it out. She walked into their habitat.

"Hey, guys!" she announced.

"Hello, Marlene." said Private. Marlene walked right up to the girl penguin.

"I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself right, my name is Marlene. Welcome to the zoo."

"Um… thanks. I think." the girl penguin replied

"I live in the habitat right across. So if you ever need some girl time, let me know."...
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posted by beastialmoon
This is my Kico story. First five chapters are already on FFN. Enjoy, and review in the comments!

Kowalski lifted the Beaker. So far, all seemed calm. He slowly tipped the beaker. So slowly, in fact, that only a single drop came out. It fell into the bronze liquid below. Smoke, the proof of the mixing of the chemicals, arose. The mixture turned a blood red colour.

It was ready. The ultimate cure to diseases – Immunity Enhancer 2.0. The 2.0 just made it sound cool. Which it was. This could help AIDS victims and Cancer Patients everywhere! He let it sit.

Skipper came in the room. "Kowalski, you're...
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