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Skipper: What are you talking about?! We helped you!
George: You have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if you haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid you didn't they?
George: H-How'd you know?
Private: Wow Skipper, you truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid you to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I knew it!!
Gravin: He's right. It shows in this video. What do you have to say for yourself now, Team TP?
Dudley: Uh.... bye?
*Kitty smacks him*
Gravin: Instead of Team PoM, Team TP will be discualified instead.
Kitty: Ahh, Dudley! I told you that plan was off!
*Team TP gets on the bus and the bus leaves*
Po: So I guess that just leaves you guys and us.
Gravin: That's right! The final competition is tomorrow! Rest up!

That night.....

Private(whispering): Huh? Skipper! Where are you going?
Skipper: Shhh! Come!
*They both step outside*
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Do you think it's weird how in every competition we have to get some type of food? Like the blue apple, or the bananas from Verytallmountain, and the golden coconuts?
Private: Yeah.... that is weird.
Skipper: I'm gonna go see what Gravin's up to.
Private: Are you sure? Remember, Gravin has cameras!
Skipper: Oh that's right..... we can't risk losing when we got so far!
Private: Guess it's back to sleep then.....
Skipper: For you....
Private: What?? You're still going??
Skipper: Well yeah, I can't resist!
Private: I can't really stop you anymore, so I guess i'm in too.
Skipper: Alright. Remember, you'll need lots and lots of stealth.
Private: Don't worry Skipper! Stealth is my middle name!
Skipper: No it's not.
Private: I know....
*A few minutes of stealth later*
Skipper: Here's his window. Bingo! Theres the food!
Private: And a really big pot! Wait.... he's going to make SOUP isn't he!?
Skipper: He made us get all of those things just so he can make some lousy soup!? Oh no, he's not going to play this game with these birds. Lets head back. I have an idea.
-The Next Day-
Gravin: Good morning, campers! Today's the big day!
Skipper: Hey, buddy. Just tell us what the competition is.
Gravin: Both teams must have a gun fight to the death!
Everyone: WHAAATTT?!?!?!?
Po: No way, buddy! We don't roll with guns. We roll with fists!
Tigress: Yeah! There's no way we're doing this.
Gravin: Alright then, I guess you guys are kicked out then.
Po: Fine with us!
*Team KFP nods*
Kowalski: So does that mean we win?
Gravin: Not exactly.... you six still need to have a gun fight to the death either way.
Marlene: You're kidding.
Gravin: You can't bail out like the others did! You signed a contract!
Kowalski: When did we sign a contract??
*Skipper begins to back away slowly*
Kowalski: Skipper.....
Skipper: Okay fine! I signed a contract for all of us.
Julien: You what!?
Kowalski: What about the other teams? This doesn't make any sense!
Gravin: Enough! You are going to have a gun fight to the death whether you like it or not! And you can't escape, the entire primeter of the forst is protected by an invisible wall! Hehe.
Skipper: I knew I couldn't trust this guy.
*Gravin throws a bag with 6 guns in them.
Skipper: Ooh!! I call this one!!
Marlene: Really?? Anyways, they're all the same, Skipper.
Skipper: This one is shinier!
Gravin: Begin!!
*Everyone nods and everyone runs in different directions*
Marlene: Okay, Julien. I can't believe Skipper managed to figure this all out in his sleep and then tell us a carefully organized plan.
Julien: I know.
Marlene: Alright. Lets sneak in Gravin's room and find the button that deactivates the invisible walls.
-meanwhile-
*Skipper, Rico, Private and Kowalski are standing on a small cliff*
Kowalski: Alright, Skipper. Don't forget about the plan!
Skipper: Why would I, Kowalski??
*Skipper shoots and misses Kowalski*
Kowalski: What was that for??
Skipper: Hmm? Oh nothing. I'm just trying to run out of bullets slowly.
Private: Uh oh... I think Skippers gone completely.....
Rico: Cookoo?
Skipper: What do you mean, Private? I'm not crazy!
*Skipper suddenly shoots Rico and Private and they fall off the cliff*
Kowalski: Skipper! What did you do??
*Kowalski drops his gun and stares down the cliff while the wind is randomly blowing*
Skipper: Okay, Kowalski. Now it's you're turn.
*Skipper shoots, and Kowalski falls off*
*Suddenly, Gravin comes out of nowhere, clapping*
Gravin: Congratulations, Skipper. You win, this delicious bowl of soup!
Skipper: YES! I WIN!!!
*Skipper gulps the soup down and then wipes his mouth*
Skipper: Wait.... what was that??
Gravin: It was poisen, Skipper. Allow me to give off me true identidy. I am Prof. Gravin, mad monkey scientist. I use to be a stupid testing monkey, so I wanted to get revenge on the humans. And I couldn't let you Four in my way.
Skipper: Gee, Gravin. That souds a lot like a certain Dolphin....
Gravin: What?
Skipper: Nevermind. WHAT?!?! YOU POISENED ME!?
Gravin: Yes i did, my plan went perfect.
Skipper: Well, you're just forgetting one thing.
Gravin: What's that??
Skipper: I can't be brainwashed, monkey!
*Suddenly the 3 penguins that "supposedly" got shot jump up from the cliff, glisten in the sun, and land perfectly on the cliff, and the penguins form they're famous pose*
Gravin: What? How!!
Skipper: Simple. It was all sound effects, fake blood, and good acting.
Kowalski, Rico and Private: Yeah!
Gravin: It doesn't matter! Without you're leader, you will be.... uh... leaderless?
*The penguins stare at him*
Skipper: Wow.... that was just....
Private: Bad....
Skipper: Anyways, get him!
*All the penguins tackle him and tie him up*
Gravin: Blast! You penguins got lucky. Hey, why are you still shooting this? Turn the camera off!
*Suddenly Skipper begins to choke, and falls to the ground*
Private: Skipper!! I think the poisen struck!
Skipper: Eh, don't worry Private. It's just acting.
Rico: Phew!
Private: You really got me....
Kowalski: Wait this doesn't add up..... how did you...?
Skipper: Simple. Let this flashback demonstrate.
*Flashback*
Skipper: When Private and I went back to sleep, I woke up again, snuck into Gravin's room, and swapped the ingredients with fake copies. Also, while I was there, Gravin was sleep talking his entire plan..... Which was an epic fail.....
Gravin: Darn.... I could have gotten away with it too.... if it wasn't for you-
Skipper: Ep-ep-ep..... I think the folks at home are pretty tired of Scooby-doo references.
*The invisable walls disable*
Skipper: Looks like Marlene and Julien did the job. Lets go home, boys.
*Later... on the road*
Skipper: Ahh. Perfect.
Marlene: I like this.
Julien: Can you move any faster? We're never getting to the Central Park Zoo with you carrying us like that!
Gravin: I'm trying!! Sheesh. I can't pick ALL of you up at the same time!
Skipper: Nonsense. It's the perfect punishment for you. And also.... I had something else in mind.
-back at the zoo-
Gravin: Uhh.... why am I in a box?
*Skipper stamps a "Hoboken" stamp on the box, and the box is taken with the truck.
Kowalski: Heh. Do you send all of you'r enemies to Hoboken?
Skipper: Well, I didn't send Julien! Yet....
Julien: Oh thank yo- wait a minute, what is that suppose to mean!?
[The End]
posted by skipperluvs
Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an author like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky:...
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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Skipper jolted up in fright. He looked around. At first his vision was blurry and he was unfamiliar with his surroundings. After a few seconds, his vision cleared and reconized the comfort of his bunk. It was dark. It must have still been early in the morning.

His heart was still racing. What a nightmare! He was relieved it was all just a dream, and he relaxed. His dream felt so real, like it actually happened. Much more real then any of his other dreams. He could've swore it really happened. He was even surprised that he was asleep in his bed instead of actually running from Marlene.

Skipper...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot or not)


"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."

At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"

"It's a day about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a date Skippa'!"

"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to date again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure love exist anymore."

"Skipper, Love does exist," said Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."

"You too Kowalski?"...
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posted by Tripenguinman
Here is part two. It features Julene (JulienxMarlene), Prilene (PrivatexMarlene), and Martino (MarlenexAntino). The last one we have never seen these two together but who cares. We might as well analyize the facts on it.

Julene- I'm sorry to all the fans of this but no way. It will crash and burn. Julien obiviously has feelings for Marlene but there are too many holes in it. One, Julien is more important to himself than Marlene is. Marlene needs full and utter attention which also explains a problem with skilene and marski. Not enough time for Marlene. Plus Marlene has made it clear that she...
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posted by ggreen7295
Blazing Love

-NYFD, 2300 Hours

An alarm rang, the fire men sprang to the pole and slid down to the 1st floor. And most immediately went to the fire trucks. One ran to another.

“What's the diagnoses?” One fireman asked

“A fire at the Central Park Zoo.” The other said.

The first fireman lowered his head, closed his eyes, and sighed in disappointment. “Jesus, people trying to kill animals these days?”

“I don't know if that was the cause of the problem.” Then he started to run towards a firetruck. Then he turned and put his arms out towards the fireman. “But there's only one way to...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
[Skipper]

Septenber 3, 2019.

It was peaceful...too peaceful. Normaly I'd hear Julien dancing to music as usual. But then again, I was gone for 9 years. Maybe he'd changed...well, you never know.

The zoo was the same as when I left it. Exactly the same. Except there is no one crying and begging me to stay. And yes, that was my team who was crying and begging.

I wonder if they missed me. Do they still remember me?...I thought to myself. Maybe I'm just a distant memory to them. I sent them letters, but they never send any back. Don't they know that I'm comming? Maybe they're angry at me for leaving....
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posted by knocktimerico
Skipper barged into the penguin HQ, Kowalski still close behind, his head hung low with dejection. The first thing he noticed was Private lying on the table, bandaged, bruised, and unconscious, with Rico hovering around him.

He made a B-line to where the young penguin lay and visually assessed his injuries. After deciding that his wounds although serious, weren’t life threatening, Skipper demanded to know what happened.

Kowalski began to explain how Private had climbed the tree to rescue the kitten, how he was so close to saving said kitten, and how the branch gave out under his weight. His...
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posted by knocktimerico
Skipper’s eyes slowly opened; his vision still blurry from sleep. He blinked twice to regain his focus. For a second he forgot where he was, he wasn’t in his bunk, and he wasn’t in the HQ. A brown figure lying next to him caught his attention. It was Marlene. He remembered telling her he would spend the night, knowing that his team could take care of themselves. He shrugged and returned back to a prone position and went back to sleep.

Fifteen minutes later he awoke again, but this time to the smell of fish coffee brewing on the table. He sat up and put his face in his flippers and let...
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posted by KowalskiTheLich
Three days passed and Skipper finally decided that the late night training exercises were not doing anyone any good. No one really knew why he had come to this conclusion, but perhaps he thought it was affecting Kowalski’s mind, as Kowalski had changed throughout the last three days.

Kowalski used to hate music and generally only tolerated it if it was soft and not repetitive and annoying. Now, he already listened to every record the penguins owned and even played them while he was fiddling with an invention. On day three, he finally packed up all of his inventions and threw them into a corner,...
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posted by knocktimerico
Skipper had taken his time to get back from Marlene’s so he could piece together the best words to explain his and Marlene’s relationship, especially to young Private.

He entered through the fishbowl entrance as he usually would, and turned to face his team. Much to his surprise the three were standing facing him, almost as if they expected him.

“Skipper I believe there’s something you need to tell these two.” Kowalski stated as he motioned his flipper first towards Rico then Private. The two of the stared at Skipper anxiously, waiting to hear what Kowalski was talking about.

“Yea...
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posted by Cornflak
Unfortunate for the search to conclude in failure. Of course, one couldn’t complain when two of the three penguins that engaged the mission had been lacking in effort. The third penguin, Rico, had found something rather interesting. A gray crowbar partially stained with blood of seemingly unknown origin. Normally, the explosives expert tended to swallow any sort of object that sparked his interest, which, in this case, was so.

Now, at this point, Skipper and Kowalski really didn’t care for Private’s case, much to the small penguin’s delight. And then, typically, life went on as it had,...
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In fact, that night, Private had much difficulty in falling asleep. Simply the thought of a friend who was in need prevented the penguin from sleeping. He wondered if Rico was awake, too. He certainly hoped not. Private only wished the best for the regurgitating penguin.

Suddenly, a noise from below grasped Private’s full attention. On first inspection, it was difficult to determine what the sound was. Luckily, Private merely turned his head to the side and caught the perfect glimpse of Rico’s back. The heavyset penguin was slowly heading towards the television. This baffled Private, for...
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posted by Cornflak
Despite the fact that it was well early in the morning, the injured Private was given a few hours to himself for rest and recovery. Skipper stayed true to his word, being sure as to give Private his privacy throughout the entire day. Having done this, the leader also granted the rest of the team absolute freedom for the day. Hopefully, this would give the other penguins some time to themselves. After Private’s unexpected disappearance, it was probably for the best.

Taking advantage of these moments, Kowalski chose to sit in a corner of the room, writing all of his thoughts on his notepad....
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posted by rico911910
..YOU LOOK AT THE NEXT PAGE.......................
was nurses and docters all crowded around Skipper how was laying on the hospital bed shacking will the some of them were holding him down. One of the docters puting a oxagen mask on Skipper and held it there so he could breath easier. Then a nurse came in holding a shot with meadisen filled haf way to the top. As the meadisen was injeted into skipper to calm his heart rate down the room begian to fall into silence. Slower and slower his
heart started to bet. When the docters looked at the monuter they side in releaf when Skipper's heart rate...
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S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice



Part Two

Alice breaks the bottle against the top of the cage and the glass shatters everywhere. She places the knife right in front of the cage door. She opens the cage.

A: Now you can get out! Let’s see if you are smart enough!!!

She stares at them and waits.

S: We aren’t gonna get out like this! Rico!
R: Blaghhh (he pukes a handglider and they all hold on to some ones leg. Alice watches with fury)
A: You aren’t off the hook that easy! And I guess you are wondering what happened to your little...
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[Skipper looks around. His penguin lair is empty]
    Skipper: Kowalski? Rico? Private? Anyone? All my men seem to be gone. Perhaps they’re at Marlene’s.
[He sneaks over to Marlene’s habitat, careful to not be seen]
    Skipper: Marlene? Marlene! She seems to be gone to! This must be a complot, but from who? The only suspicious activity I have seen came from…[Gasps] Kowalski!
[Skipper quickly rushes to the lemur habitat. After much searching (even underneath the "RoyalThrone")he finds it empty]
    Skipper: No! Not the lemurs too!...
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Kowalski is walking down the busy sidewalk and stops when he sees Skipper sitting on a street corner with a tin can to collect change.
Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are you doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one candy wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report....
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added by SerySBskpr
added by Kinkystar
posted by midnightangel88
private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are you (wimpers)
pinkie: hey whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: hey where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued