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Skipper: What are you talking about?! We helped you!
George: You have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if you haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid you didn't they?
George: H-How'd you know?
Private: Wow Skipper, you truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid you to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I knew it!!
Gravin: He's right. It shows in this video. What do you have to say for yourself now, Team TP?
Dudley: Uh.... bye?
*Kitty smacks him*
Gravin: Instead of Team PoM, Team TP will be discualified instead.
Kitty: Ahh, Dudley! I told you that plan was off!
*Team TP gets on the bus and the bus leaves*
Po: So I guess that just leaves you guys and us.
Gravin: That's right! The final competition is tomorrow! Rest up!

That night.....

Private(whispering): Huh? Skipper! Where are you going?
Skipper: Shhh! Come!
*They both step outside*
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Do you think it's weird how in every competition we have to get some type of food? Like the blue apple, or the bananas from Verytallmountain, and the golden coconuts?
Private: Yeah.... that is weird.
Skipper: I'm gonna go see what Gravin's up to.
Private: Are you sure? Remember, Gravin has cameras!
Skipper: Oh that's right..... we can't risk losing when we got so far!
Private: Guess it's back to sleep then.....
Skipper: For you....
Private: What?? You're still going??
Skipper: Well yeah, I can't resist!
Private: I can't really stop you anymore, so I guess i'm in too.
Skipper: Alright. Remember, you'll need lots and lots of stealth.
Private: Don't worry Skipper! Stealth is my middle name!
Skipper: No it's not.
Private: I know....
*A few minutes of stealth later*
Skipper: Here's his window. Bingo! Theres the food!
Private: And a really big pot! Wait.... he's going to make SOUP isn't he!?
Skipper: He made us get all of those things just so he can make some lousy soup!? Oh no, he's not going to play this game with these birds. Lets head back. I have an idea.
-The Next Day-
Gravin: Good morning, campers! Today's the big day!
Skipper: Hey, buddy. Just tell us what the competition is.
Gravin: Both teams must have a gun fight to the death!
Everyone: WHAAATTT?!?!?!?
Po: No way, buddy! We don't roll with guns. We roll with fists!
Tigress: Yeah! There's no way we're doing this.
Gravin: Alright then, I guess you guys are kicked out then.
Po: Fine with us!
*Team KFP nods*
Kowalski: So does that mean we win?
Gravin: Not exactly.... you six still need to have a gun fight to the death either way.
Marlene: You're kidding.
Gravin: You can't bail out like the others did! You signed a contract!
Kowalski: When did we sign a contract??
*Skipper begins to back away slowly*
Kowalski: Skipper.....
Skipper: Okay fine! I signed a contract for all of us.
Julien: You what!?
Kowalski: What about the other teams? This doesn't make any sense!
Gravin: Enough! You are going to have a gun fight to the death whether you like it or not! And you can't escape, the entire primeter of the forst is protected by an invisible wall! Hehe.
Skipper: I knew I couldn't trust this guy.
*Gravin throws a bag with 6 guns in them.
Skipper: Ooh!! I call this one!!
Marlene: Really?? Anyways, they're all the same, Skipper.
Skipper: This one is shinier!
Gravin: Begin!!
*Everyone nods and everyone runs in different directions*
Marlene: Okay, Julien. I can't believe Skipper managed to figure this all out in his sleep and then tell us a carefully organized plan.
Julien: I know.
Marlene: Alright. Lets sneak in Gravin's room and find the button that deactivates the invisible walls.
-meanwhile-
*Skipper, Rico, Private and Kowalski are standing on a small cliff*
Kowalski: Alright, Skipper. Don't forget about the plan!
Skipper: Why would I, Kowalski??
*Skipper shoots and misses Kowalski*
Kowalski: What was that for??
Skipper: Hmm? Oh nothing. I'm just trying to run out of bullets slowly.
Private: Uh oh... I think Skippers gone completely.....
Rico: Cookoo?
Skipper: What do you mean, Private? I'm not crazy!
*Skipper suddenly shoots Rico and Private and they fall off the cliff*
Kowalski: Skipper! What did you do??
*Kowalski drops his gun and stares down the cliff while the wind is randomly blowing*
Skipper: Okay, Kowalski. Now it's you're turn.
*Skipper shoots, and Kowalski falls off*
*Suddenly, Gravin comes out of nowhere, clapping*
Gravin: Congratulations, Skipper. You win, this delicious bowl of soup!
Skipper: YES! I WIN!!!
*Skipper gulps the soup down and then wipes his mouth*
Skipper: Wait.... what was that??
Gravin: It was poisen, Skipper. Allow me to give off me true identidy. I am Prof. Gravin, mad monkey scientist. I use to be a stupid testing monkey, so I wanted to get revenge on the humans. And I couldn't let you Four in my way.
Skipper: Gee, Gravin. That souds a lot like a certain Dolphin....
Gravin: What?
Skipper: Nevermind. WHAT?!?! YOU POISENED ME!?
Gravin: Yes i did, my plan went perfect.
Skipper: Well, you're just forgetting one thing.
Gravin: What's that??
Skipper: I can't be brainwashed, monkey!
*Suddenly the 3 penguins that "supposedly" got shot jump up from the cliff, glisten in the sun, and land perfectly on the cliff, and the penguins form they're famous pose*
Gravin: What? How!!
Skipper: Simple. It was all sound effects, fake blood, and good acting.
Kowalski, Rico and Private: Yeah!
Gravin: It doesn't matter! Without you're leader, you will be.... uh... leaderless?
*The penguins stare at him*
Skipper: Wow.... that was just....
Private: Bad....
Skipper: Anyways, get him!
*All the penguins tackle him and tie him up*
Gravin: Blast! You penguins got lucky. Hey, why are you still shooting this? Turn the camera off!
*Suddenly Skipper begins to choke, and falls to the ground*
Private: Skipper!! I think the poisen struck!
Skipper: Eh, don't worry Private. It's just acting.
Rico: Phew!
Private: You really got me....
Kowalski: Wait this doesn't add up..... how did you...?
Skipper: Simple. Let this flashback demonstrate.
*Flashback*
Skipper: When Private and I went back to sleep, I woke up again, snuck into Gravin's room, and swapped the ingredients with fake copies. Also, while I was there, Gravin was sleep talking his entire plan..... Which was an epic fail.....
Gravin: Darn.... I could have gotten away with it too.... if it wasn't for you-
Skipper: Ep-ep-ep..... I think the folks at home are pretty tired of Scooby-doo references.
*The invisable walls disable*
Skipper: Looks like Marlene and Julien did the job. Lets go home, boys.
*Later... on the road*
Skipper: Ahh. Perfect.
Marlene: I like this.
Julien: Can you move any faster? We're never getting to the Central Park Zoo with you carrying us like that!
Gravin: I'm trying!! Sheesh. I can't pick ALL of you up at the same time!
Skipper: Nonsense. It's the perfect punishment for you. And also.... I had something else in mind.
-back at the zoo-
Gravin: Uhh.... why am I in a box?
*Skipper stamps a "Hoboken" stamp on the box, and the box is taken with the truck.
Kowalski: Heh. Do you send all of you'r enemies to Hoboken?
Skipper: Well, I didn't send Julien! Yet....
Julien: Oh thank yo- wait a minute, what is that suppose to mean!?
[The End]
He was the one putting eye drops in just an hour ago!He’s taking the night shift the day he finds out Skipper was going to be fine! How could I have been so blind?!”

“Eve! Who are you talking about!?” Private called after her, him and Kowalski trying to keep up with her fast pace.

“Manor! Gah! I’m such an idiot!”

“You’re not an idiot, Eve! I should’ve suspected, too!” Kowalski pointed out.

Once they arrived at the prison, Eve stopped and turned to them. “You two stay out here.”

“What?!” Kowalski and Private said simultaneously.

“I know my way around the infirmary;...
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"Beware of False Prophets Who Come Disguised as Harmless Sheep But Are Really Vicious Wolves" - Matthew 7:15

Hey, peeps! Wazzup? To give you as much as the spooky experience as I can, I have links to themes from freaky movies.
Nightmare on Elm Street: link
Dead Silence: link
Halloween: link
There you go, guys! Um just in case the links just send you to youtube, just type in the titles/title I wrote in the box and put in after it "main theme". If you have any questions post them in the comments. I hope you enjoy! ;) Boo!


Later that same day, Private laid in bed and listened to the rain pour onto...
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Day 3

Skipper paced back and forth in the narrow walkway. He’d look out the small window in the door, and he began humming to fill the silence. Hans started to get irritated. “What’s the matter with you? Are you having a seizer?” He asked smart-allecky.

“No! It’s just killing me not knowing what’s going on!”

“So in other words you’re starting to go crazy?”

“In a way I guess.”

“Well don’t get your feathers in a twist we’ll be out of here by tomorrow afternoon.”

“Seems like years away.”

“What did Eve say to you?”

“All she was able to tell me is that my team...
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posted by Skiparah
It took only a few seconds for me to process her words before I realized she'd let go of my foot. In less than two seconds I hit the freezing water. I couldn't see..I couldn't breathe. You'd think a penguin would know how to swim. I hadn't really given it much thought up 'till now. My heart nearly stopped when I realized I couldn't swim..and the surface of the water above me was getting further and further away. I paddled my flippers wildly trying to get to the surface. No use. I didn't make much distance and I was running out of what little breath I'd had in the first place. My lungs screamed...
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posted by Kowalski1321
The reason why I'm writing these again is because, the chapters were too far apart for anyone to read them and I'm now writing them different than last time. And yes I know that that this is the same concept as high moltage but just to make it clear I publish my old ones before High Moltage was even annouced. I hope you enjoy.

----Chapter 1 Introduction----

It was normal sunny Sunday morning at the Central Park zoo, and Kowalski had something important to do. Kowalski: " All right, everyone get out." Skipper: "Whoa! Hold on there. Before you can kick people out of their own house's, you've got...
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Chapter 2: A Mistaken Chosen One

Once again, Private wrote down everything about the dream again. Who is this close person that will be mistakenly picked as the chosen one? he thought. He hid it under his pillow and went to sleep again.

Later in the morning, Messenger Xai Lang arrived. "Mail for Skipper."he said. Xai Lang dropped the scroll and then flew away. Then, Skipper got it. He opened it and read to see a happy news.

Dear Skipper,

Congratulations! You are chosen to be the chosen one according to your ascendants. You will fight, die and save the world. Leave your city tomorrow. Once again,...
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posted by Skiparah
I eventually found out why they called the ship 'The Green Bucket'. After a few days I was as sick as a dog. What's worse I had to stay down in the ships' hold where no one on board could see me. After a few days spent in a rocking boat I either got used to it or just simply ran out of stuff to barf up. Either way, I felt a bit better after while. Then one unexpecting morning some wise crack came down into the hold to my level. Let me just say he wasn't standing up down there too much. Every time he'd wake up I'd smack him into next tuesday. Finally I had to start hitting the other eye because...
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posted by Skiparah
I saw the sun flash off of the knife and into my eyes. I clamped my eyes shut and waiting for my life to end. Nothing happened. I opened my eyes to find Hans staring at me with resentment in his eyes. "What's the matter Hans? You'd rather turn me in?" I scoffed. It's not like I wanted to get killed by this demented dane, but I was a bit confused at him. He sat up, "Skipper..I can't kill you..you're the only friend still alive." he admitted with a sob I knew was fake. I narrowed my eyes in paranoid suspicion.
"Hans, let me get this straight. You set me up as though I had actually KILLED one of...
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The tallest and the smartest penguin locked himself in his lab again. Not always is he the sharpest knife in the drawer. He tried drilling the door but last time he did this, he was stupid enough to replace the door with one of the hardest material know to man.

“Dang it!” Kowalski said drilling the door. It didn't even make a dent in the door. “Why did I even use this material??”

“Alright time for another theory.” Kowalski picked up one of Rico's fire guns that he was making modifications to and adding more tools to use. “Fire in the hole!” Kowalski yelled blasting the door....
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Skipper, the brave fierce leader, said he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground infront of him was the craziest penguin of them all Rico. His fallen comrad was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper said shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't you dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the lazer had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The phychotic Dr.Blowhole smirked, moving next to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have become...
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posted by peacebaby7
    The penguins were now making their way through the streets of New York. Skipper was on point, signaling for his men to go when the time was right. So far so good. Not a soul has seen them yet…well…except for a rottweiler that an unfortunate dog-walker had to deal with as it barked for what seemed like forever.

    Skipper made another signal for the other three to pass. Kowalski constantly stumbled over his feet, considering he didn’t remember any of the training he’d had. But Private, being as concerned as expected from the young cadet, was...
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posted by Skiparah
Not many guys think about what it would be like to be utterly bored. Some don't even know the feeling. I recall a few dull momments in my chickhood, but the boredom I was under was ridiculas. I'd undergone torture in the battle station, but I was sure that, that night in that cell had to be the worst torture yet. It's bad enough to have to sleep on the cold, wet floor with nothing to do, no one to talk to, and only the rats to keep you company, but when the gaurd starts singing..sweet mother macarthur I think that's got to be well exceding agony. He wasn't a talented singer either. He was awful....
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posted by SuperRico
The Lemurs' conversation 

Julien: Maurice, I wanna smoothie so gimme!

Maurice: Coming right up. *starts blender*

Ten seconds later…

Julien: Maurice! Where is my smoothie! What part of gimme do you not understand?! Gim or Me!

Maurice: You asked ten seconds ago. It takes up to two minutes to make a smoothie.

Julien: Then do it as quickly as you can!

Maurice: *puts banana in the blender* Okay, your majesty.

Mort: Can I help?

Maurice: Just stay away from Julien's feet.

Mort: I'll try! *runs over and hugs the Julien's feet* Oops! 

Julien: Maurice! Get him off me!

Maurice: I thought you wanted a smoothie....
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posted by Skiparah
I remember that still moment when near father and son gazed into each other's eyes. Leeland's gray eyes were filled with so many emotions I could hardly understand; yet I had quite a few feelings milling around inside of me as well. Leeland seemed as though he could almost say, 'What the heck..' Then he really DID say it. His voice trailed off and his beak said something inaudible. I looked down at my blood-stained feathers. Then it hit me. This looked perfectly clear that I'd killed the general. I knew full well that I hadn't, but Leeland and his armed companions didn't know so. I didn't have...
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Still Skipper's View

"Yes!" the man cried. "I knew it! Time is frozen!"
I tell by tone on voice that the man was Kowalski.
"Hey, how did I get all the way up here?" the man (Kowalski) asked himself. 
He pulled up his new hand and looked at it. 
"Ahhh!! Fingers!" he screamed.
"Told ya it wasn't the Stopwatch," Johnson said, who had got out of a bunk.
"And that is why you shouldn't disobey my orders," I joked. 
By now, we were all out of our hiding spaces. 
"Stop making all those weird noises, Skipper and Johnson," Kowalski said. "I can't understand a word you two are saying!"
"Of course!" Ivy said....
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posted by Skiparah
I looked around the clearing. My eyes falling on a black and white form beside me. He was soaked in blood. I put a flipper on the penguin's chest. He was dead as doornail. I couldn't have been wrong. I'd kissed death before. I knew death when it was present in a body. And it was in this penguin's body. I shivered. Who had killed him? Then it hit me like a tidal wave. Where was Hans? Had he been shot too? I looked around. No one was there. I got to my feet and walked a distance. If Hans had been shot surely he wouldn't have gotton this far. Then another thought entered my mind. I froze. Was...
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posted by queenpalm
I did not make this up. It is in a book I bought.

To play: fill in the spaces with the word it tells you to, then use those same words to fill in the story in the same order.

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Now to start the story:

Meet the Penguins

Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico may look like four cuddly ________- but ...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: "I don't know what you'r--"

Private: *--brings fist around & wallops Skipper*

Skipper: *blocks next punch* "What are you doing!? Explain yourself!"

Private: *starts fight*

*Skipper & Private begin fighting*

Skipper: *pins Private* "Explain yourself!!!"

Private: "You were there! It's all your fault!"

Skipper: "I was where!? Private! I still don't know what you're talking about!"

Private: "You were there! When my mother died! If you hadn't been there she'd still be alive!"

Skipper: "Look, kid! I don't know what you're talking about! I wasn't even conscious when my parents died!"...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

The Flock's Return

*hiding in an old abandoned home, the trio of penguins watch the penguins coming into the living grounds*

*all whispering*

Kowalski: "Hey! There's my parents! And...They're..."

Skipper: *looks* "Oh. I'm sorry, amigo."

*they see Kowalski's parents holding another hatchling*

Rico: "Hey! Therine!" (Translation: "Hey! There's mine!") *starts to go to them, but stops when Lithia & Jordan start laughing*

Kowalski: "I'm sorry, Rico. I know how you feel."

Skipper: "Hey! Don't look so upset! There's gotta be another explanation for this...I'm sure they still mis--"

Kowalski:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

The Feeding Grounds...

Private: *sits isolated from the group, looking at the water, thinking*

I can't believe this happened. I lost my Dad before I even knew him...Now my Mom is gone too. All I have left is Uncle Nigel. And he's gone most of the time. I wonder what happened to her--WAIT! I don't even want to know. Why? Why did you have to go. Why couldn't you have stayed. I wish you were here. Oh, how I wish you were here....

Steve: "Hey, Private. You feel like playing?"

Private: "Sorry guys. I'm just not in the mood right now. Maybe later."

Jake: "Hey, sorry about your mom, dude. She...
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