Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: 25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

DrJacksonLake, traceyhp and 6 others like this

PotterForever numbers 1,8,9,10,12, and 24 are my favorites.

K5-HOWL It would make it funny

emilyroxx 5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze) XD Agreed. I'm still laughing about 24.

DracoLuver OMG! Jeeves would be my HERO!

vlad_todd_fan F twilight had this stuff I would actually see it but, it still sucks, read my articles please.

GemonkDruid Which articles? Link please??

Lord-Voldemort For 25, can we assume that by "you" we mean "me" in character, as in, Lord Voldemort? *cackle* Oh the brilliance >:)

siriuslyawesome Team Jeeves!

zanhar1 XD epic

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AstridGoof8219's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by AstridGoof8219

There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One day in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda said that she read the books and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A day later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue reading after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...

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letters from hp to twi

posted by luv_warriorcatz

lets say that bella and hermione were off friends (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then you found him again in Volterra, Italy and you started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell you about this. I am afraid that you might be a little bit obssessive....