Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: 25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

DrJacksonLake, traceyhp and 6 others like this

PotterForever numbers 1,8,9,10,12, and 24 are my favorites.

K5-HOWL It would make it funny

emilyroxx 5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze) XD Agreed. I'm still laughing about 24.

DracoLuver OMG! Jeeves would be my HERO!

vlad_todd_fan F twilight had this stuff I would actually see it but, it still sucks, read my articles please.

GemonkDruid Which articles? Link please??

Lord-Voldemort For 25, can we assume that by "you" we mean "me" in character, as in, Lord Voldemort? *cackle* Oh the brilliance >:)

siriuslyawesome Team Jeeves!

zanhar1 XD epic

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone: Denmark

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That's my girlfriend you numpty

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Snape PWNS twilight

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Harry Potter and Twilight Funnies!

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Bellatrix

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Adoption

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Dumbledore pwns Bella

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Metamorphosis

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At Least He Didn't......

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My reasons for liking Harry Potter more than Twilight

posted by ariba_c

This is how I feel about HP vs. Twilight. Twilight fans feel free to state your own opinion but I would prefer no one fights. These are my opinions and everyone is entitled to their own.

I know there are many of these articles on here but this is my own and wanted to share it. Sorry about how long it is! And please excuse any typos!

1. The character have personalities and depth. They grow and change and even minor characters are so complex
-Dobby: Dobby was a house elf that belonged to the Malfoy family. At great risk to himself, he tried to keep Harry from danger by attempting to persuade him...