Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: 25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

DrJacksonLake, traceyhp and 6 others like this

PotterForever numbers 1,8,9,10,12, and 24 are my favorites.

K5-HOWL It would make it funny

emilyroxx 5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze) XD Agreed. I'm still laughing about 24.

DracoLuver OMG! Jeeves would be my HERO!

vlad_todd_fan F twilight had this stuff I would actually see it but, it still sucks, read my articles please.

GemonkDruid Which articles? Link please??

Lord-Voldemort For 25, can we assume that by "you" we mean "me" in character, as in, Lord Voldemort? *cackle* Oh the brilliance >:)

siriuslyawesome Team Jeeves!

zanhar1 XD epic

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why Ron/Hermione pwn Bella/Edward

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why Ron/Hermione pwn Bella/Edward

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Role Model Wars (Ginny, Hermione and Bella)

posted by bri-marie

Note: This is my opinion, but I use facts from the book.You are more than welcome to have a different opinion than my own and feel free to state it. I was not rude in this article (and I use facts to support my reasoning) so please be curious and do the same :)
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Education:
Ginny-
Not much is known about Ginny's education. Since Harry Potter is told in third person, and focuses entirely on Harry, Ginny tends to get pushed into the background. So, this part is all assumption.
We know she is an accomplished Bat-boogey hexer (it's why Slughorn took...