Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: Bella&Edward poem

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posted by HaleyDewit

Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated by my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have you ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless without her man
And I’d sacrifice my mortal life to join his vampire clan

Edward
I used to be an asshole creep, now… I’m just a creep
I like stalking Bella and watch her when she sleeps
I’m 100 year older but I’m not a pedophile!
I just like to nail a teenager every once in a while

Bella
I got pregnant but gave my baby to my ex
How was I supposed to know that could happen by having sex?
At least now he has a little part of me
Because he just doesn’t have the abuser mentality I so desperately need

Edward
I proposed to Bella, but I’m in love with Jacob Black
How long until I faint for his sculpted chest?
But for me Bella would abuse her friends
No matter if I beat her to death, she will love me until the end

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BellaCullen96 Haha, nice! xD

HaleyDewit thank you

uniquezandy its so funny. lol its really cool. do u think u could write one 4 emmet and rosalie. that would b gd...

xxjadehxx I Love This Its Verry Funny xx

vskparaimer Haha! Very funny! Congrats! :P

HaleyDewit @uniquezandy, I don't know much about Emmett and Rosalie,but when I do I will write one ^^ Thanks everyone :D

Monicaluv funny

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twi-heart i love it it is so funny lol i loved it

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emilyroxx So so true......

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ronald_weasley Awesome!!! :)

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abitofaLunaTic LOL!!

lucius_malloy awesome :D

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avadakedavra LMAO.

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SEEKER6 LMAO even harder

HaleyDewit Thank you :)

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Poor Harry lol

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Source: Funny Harry Potter memes

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Twilight plot holes

posted by luv_warriorcatz

This was not written by me. It was written by the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic or emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story or novel or what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

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The concept of plot and the associated concept...

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1000 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight: The Reasons that Don't Count 1-500

posted by youknowit101

Here's a list of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, or just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many fans are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read by any age group. Twilight is geared more towards angst 15 year olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with you as you read. The first books start out fairly tame but mature as you mature....

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Love vs. Love vs. Obsession: The Natural Progression of a Romantic Relationship

posted by cassie-1-2-3

The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward

Love is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like love but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real love takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that love can really be defined by anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight

Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for love at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...

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Reasons why I dislike Harry Potter

posted by Amirgaul

I knw that many of you hv read the books and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe movies and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter fan recommended this series to me and gave me all the movies and books. I finished reading all the movies and also finished reading all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...