Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated by my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes
Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have you ever met someone this perfectly
Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless without her man
And I’d sacrifice my mortal life to join his vampire clan
Edward
I used to be an asshole creep, now… I’m just a creep
I like stalking Bella and watch her when she sleeps
I’m 100 year older but I’m not a pedophile!
I just like to nail a teenager every once in a while
Bella
I got pregnant but gave my baby to my ex
How was I supposed to know that could happen by having sex?
At least now he has a little part of me
Because he just doesn’t have the abuser mentality I so desperately need
Edward
I proposed to Bella, but I’m in love with Jacob Black
How long until I faint for his sculpted chest?
But for me Bella would abuse her friends
No matter if I beat her to death, she will love me until the end
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated by my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes
Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have you ever met someone this perfectly
Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless without her man
And I’d sacrifice my mortal life to join his vampire clan
Edward
I used to be an asshole creep, now… I’m just a creep
I like stalking Bella and watch her when she sleeps
I’m 100 year older but I’m not a pedophile!
I just like to nail a teenager every once in a while
Bella
I got pregnant but gave my baby to my ex
How was I supposed to know that could happen by having sex?
At least now he has a little part of me
Because he just doesn’t have the abuser mentality I so desperately need
Edward
I proposed to Bella, but I’m in love with Jacob Black
How long until I faint for his sculpted chest?
But for me Bella would abuse her friends
No matter if I beat her to death, she will love me until the end
Now, i have to admit i love both series! I'd say harry potter is unisex and appropriate for all ages, whilst twilight adresses mainly to teenage girls. HP talks about friendship and love, while twilight is more romantic! Also, hp gives lessons of life, although maybe in some cases, i would prefer reading twilight.
Finally, They are both written by two very talented and imaginative writers, j.k rowling and stephenie meyer. They wrote these books to give teens (and not only) inspiration and time of happiness. So, if you don't like one of these two series, don't blame them! We can't all have the same tastes!