My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated by my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have you ever met someone this perfectly
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless without her man
And I’d sacrifice my mortal life to join his vampire clan
I used to be an asshole creep, now… I’m just a creep
I like stalking Bella and watch her when she sleeps
I’m 100 year older but I’m not a pedophile!
I just like to nail a teenager every once in a while
I got pregnant but gave my baby to my ex
How was I supposed to know that could happen by having sex?
At least now he has a little part of me
Because he just doesn’t have the abuser mentality I so desperately need
I proposed to Bella, but I’m in love with Jacob Black
How long until I faint for his sculpted chest?
But for me Bella would abuse her friends
No matter if I beat her to death, she will love me until the end