Twilight Series Article: Mtv's top 12 quotes from the Eclipse commentary

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Mtv's top 12 quotes from the Eclipse commentary

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

I thought this commentary was on of the funniest things I have heard. Here are Mtv's top 12 quotes from it.

Scene: Xavier becomes a vampire
Rob: Xavier would make a wonderful hamburger... He's just dripping with spread.
Kristen: Ew, that's so gross.
Rob: Okay, how do we be serious about this?

Scene: The first meadow kiss
Rob: There's a lot of kissing in this film. I noticed that when I was watching. After a while, it made me a little uncomfortable.

Scene: Bella gets in her truck. Edward is waiting for her.
Bella (in movie): "You scared me."
Rob (in commentary): I was trying to. (low voice) I thought you'd like that. (lower voice) I'm Batman.

Scene: Bella goes to the Wolf Pack house for the first time
Kristen: She's allowed to have other relationships.
Rob (heated): Why? No, she's not allowed to have other relationships! If I ever saw my girlfriend go around to this bunch of guys' house with all their little shirt—with all their little bellies out and their fake tan nipples and their iron-on tattoos...
Kristen: Edward is just a little bit more mature than you.
Rob: Mature?
Kristen: Yep.
Rob: Nah.
Kristen: He can handle it.

Scene: Boo Boo Stewart comes on screen
Rob: (in Yogi Bear voice) Heya Boo Boo!

Scene: An establishing shot of a beautiful lake
Rob: Have you ever gone to like the bottom of a swimming pool and just looked up at the top?
Kristen: Yeah...
Rob: Very scary.
Kristen: I think it's really cool.
Rob: (quietly singing) Doo doo doo doooooo

Scene: I don't remember!
Rob: See, your wig looks really good there.
Kristen: No it does not.
Rob: It looks like Anne Hathaway's hair.

Scene: Carlisle talks to the group about fighting newborns
Rob: Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll sometimes have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

Scene: The tent
Rob: God, he's so brazen. I really don't like Jacob. Look at him with his tattoo. Ugh.
Kristen: Look at him cradling, his little head tucked in there.
Rob: You look like you're milking him.

Scene: The fight
Rob: That's the sequel, Kellan and the wolf. That's going to be a magical relationship in the next one.
Rob (later): My mouth hole looks really black.

Scene: Edward bites Victoria's head off
Rob: Come on, eat it! Mmmm, yummy. Butterscotch.

Scene: The meadow, part two
Rob: God, what is Edward going on about half the time?
Kristen: Does it matter?
Rob: It doesn't matter.

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scarxtardis LOL rob is so funny!

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Tough Love

posted by twilight_luv3

MIKE

Oh.

My.

F***ing.

God.

They're actually getting kissing in the f***ing lunchroom. You have got to be kidding me. Great. Now Cullen feels the painful need to wrap his arms around her and murmer sweet nothings in her ear.

Could this get any worse?

Damnit Mike! Why would you say that? It always actually gets worse when you say that.

Because now Bella is on his lap and they are very close. I'm talking you-can't-slip-a-f***ing-piece-of-paper-between-them close.

My future wife is kissing the freak. And I think I just saw him f***ing smirk. Motherf***er.

She could be with me and we would be so much happier....

New Moon - Chapter 2 - Stitches (pages 30-33)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 2 - STITCHES

Carlisle was the only one who stayed calm. Centuries of experience in the emergency room were evident in his quiet, authoritative voice.
“Emmett, Rose, get Jasper outside.”
Unsmiling for once, Emmett nodded. “Come on, Jasper.”
Jasper struggled against Emmett’s unbreakable grasp, twisting around, reaching toward his brother with his bared teeth, his eyes still past reason.
Edward’s face was whiter than bone as he wheeled to crouch over me, taking a clearly defensive position. A low warning growl slid from between his clenched teeth....

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A Youtube Script(Twilight)Preview/Trailer

posted by moolah

Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan

A Youtube script:
Preview of: Duh!
(This will not be featured on Youtube. It is basically something I could put on Youtube.)
(Tell me because if I figure out how to make videos I will feature it…if you like it.)
Preview:
Bella: Since you left I found someone.
Edward: Who?
Bella: …
Edward: Well...?
(Black screen)
When things change-we change with them.
Rosalie: I don’t want you…
Emmett: How? How could you not want me?
Rosalie: I changed…
Emmett: Oh yeah…well…*balls fist up*
Rosalie: NO!
(Black)
And we never understand it…until it flashes in front.
Alice: I can’t do this, Jasper…
Jasper:...

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breaking dawn book 2 chapter 9 edwards pov

posted by xroylex

`ill run the primeter with seth if i get to far for you to hear my thoughts listern for my howl` jacob told me
"i will"
we went back inside eyes darting everywhere if anyone atacked we would know about it.
jacob was allready darting and sooner i lost his thoughts. i walked back over to were bella was and she was looking worse then when i left her she looked a little more hollow i dont care what rose did i needed to get that thing out of her and soon
"dont you even think about it edward not evern when bella is asleep you carnt get to m- i mean her baby" rose spat i didnt notice that i had allready...

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Conversation EPOV part 8

posted by CarlislesLover

Hey guys sorry it's been so long that I posted some of this story.
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We got back home. Alice, Esme and Rosalie were all sat on the sofa waiting for us, I wished Bella was with them waiting. “Edward I can’t see Bella, I think something bad might have happened”

“No she has to be alive”

“I’m sorry Edward”

“We think we know how Bella lost her memory”

“How”

“We think Jacob drugged her food whilst she was in hospital”

“How did he know she was in hospital?”

“No idea” I sat down and put my head in my hands. So did everyone else. Suddenly Renee walked into the room. ‘I...

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Is This Really Happening? (Bella's pov)Chapter 1

posted by rubytuesday101

The Dress Bella Wore To The Wedding

This story will be in Bella and Edwards point of view.I hope you like it.

91 YEARS AGO:
It is January 25th 1919 i am 18 years old and i have no husband yet.My parents are always looking for men i can marry but i dont love them.You cant make love it just happenes but my parents say it will happen and we will help you find him.I woke up at 6 am i went into mother who was cooking brekfast.
"Good morning"i said to her.
"Good morning Isabella"mum said.i Hate it when people call me Isabella.
"mother please call me Bella"i said to her a little annoyed.
"You are Isabella Swan and that is what i will call...

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The Family Throne Chapter 2

posted by daja625

Later on that night we lade in the bed neither one of us starting a sentence then I couldn’t take it any more. “Who were those people? I asked him really just wondering who the blonde was. “Those are my brothers and sisters.” I looked at him, He smiled. “The Blond girl is my sister Rosalie, the Black pixie like girl is my other sister Alice, the Black headed is my brother Emmett, and the other dirty blond head is Jasper” he said. I gasped. ”What’s wrong” he asked. “Nothing” I said. “Are they your real brothers and sisters” I asked. “No we just tell every body that...

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An Eye for Seth chapter 7

posted by WritenOnTheSand

(I just wanted to clarify that Laylia is 16.)

In my current state of mind, if someone offered to kill me, I wouldn't care too much. Sometimes death can be such an easy way to get out of something. Then again living is not that bad either, unless there is a big issue. And trust me, I have a big issue. Maybe that's my solution, my only chance of ever getting out of here. But I'm being crazy. Of course I don't want to die. Unless it was painless and got me out so fast I never even noticed.

"Laylia?" My grandpa's call interrupts my thoughts. It's probably for the better anyways.

"Yeah." I reply...

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Renesmee's story: Chapter One: Delivery for Nessie!

posted by moolah

Renesmee’s Story: Chapter 1: Delivery for Nessie!
“Go Mom!” I encourage. “Oh you have got to be kidding me!” Emmett roared. I laughed. “Renesmee!” He yelled. My Mom and my Uncle Emmett were arm wrestling, Mom as a newborn could take him down! My father walked in, and put a shoulder on Emmett, “Let it go,” He whispered. “But, she took, not UGGGGHHHHHH!!” He yelled. My Mom laughed. Dad laughed as well, but I laughed the hardest.
Dad left the room. Mom walked after him. The doorbell rang, I went to answer it. The mailman was there with a package. He read the label, “Re-ness-may?”...

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Not Possible (Bella's pov) Chapter 4

posted by rubytuesday101

"Yes we are but i dont l know what to do"i said back to him.His face went from love and joy to confusion"What are you not sure abbout?","Well everyone in Forks wants to kill you and so does rene and phil and i cant leave them.".He still looked confused"Did you tell them i was the father?"."Edward they figured it out on them selves you were my boyfriend"."They should want to kill me i left you and i left you pregnant charlie must want to torture me and you should want to kill me"."Well yes i do at the moment because this is very painful please get carlisle".Right then carlisle walked in he saw...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 7!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Jacob

Suddenly I heard something. No maybe heard isn’t the right word, more like felt. Edward jumped the moment I ‘felt’ it. Realization came to me and stared at Edward in horror, his eye empty of life.
“Wh-what the hell was that?!” I asked stupidly and instinctively.
“R-R-Renesmee.” He choked out. I started trembling, my hands, my legs too. My breathing was fast. Too fast. My lungs suddenly felt cold with each breath. Suddenly Alice appeared. “Oh No!. This always means bad news.” I thought I glared at her angrily and expectantly.
“Renesmee!! She… Jasper! The Volturi!”...

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wonder (edward's pov) chapter 2

posted by rubytuesday101

My name is Edward Cullen i am a vampire and i am 109 years old.There are 6 others that i live with they are like my family.Carlisle and Esme are my parents,Alice and Rosalie are my sisters and Jasper and Emmett are my brothers.Alice and Jasper are together and Rosalie and Emmett are together but i have no-one.This is because i dont want anyone,my life is already complete.Today will be just another day in school,people staring and wispering about how beautiful about us but the worst of it is i can hear what they are thinking.I have a gift and so does alice she can see the future and jasper can...

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An Edward Cullen Story

posted by Bella_Cullen902

best buds

Hey! I told you i was gonna write! and i'm gonna try and wrie as often as possible which will be the weekends only because we just finished the state test and i just disected owl shit so consider youself lucky! Thanks for hanging in there with me!

Edward age 15

It’s almost the end of my tenth grade year and I’m getting ready to take the graduation test early. I’m excited that the end of my high school experience is almost over! Can you believe it? Just yesterday, mama was crying because I graduated eighth grade.

Exactly, why was eighth grade such a big deal when now my whole life comes...

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Luna's Story (my twilight fanfiction)

posted by a-jforever

Ok I said about Heidi's past being the first time I'd tryed something like it but I hadn't. This is the first thing I wrote and hadn't decided to post it until my friend encouraged me to. Please ignore the mistakes. This is (like some other fan fictions) a character that has been made and included's the twilight series characters. Please read and comment and let me know what you think up's or downs. (I wrote this ages ago by the way) thank you!!! :)
Luna
Intro of Travel
Leaving my friends and coming to find my sister, was a massive step for me, and rather terrifying. But I’d spent the last couple...

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What If.CH.4

posted by decullen

He ran towards me in a human speed.When he got to me he raped is arms around me.He lifted me for the ground.He me kissed and I kissed him back. everyone around us gasped with excitement.

"Its been so long."He said with a kiss.

"Happy birthday.Sorry I didn't get you anything"I said.

"Thank you.If have just got everything I have always wanted."He said.I just smiled at him.He put his mouth never my ear.

"Meet me in the music room in 5 minutes.Please."He whispered in my ear.I nodded.

He walked away from me to go to the music room.I shot all of the food in the bin then made my way to the music room. When I finally found the music room.He was sat on the piano stool.

"I rote this for you.Its called Bella's lullaby."He said then started to play.

"Its beautiful"I said.If I could cry I would of been.

"I love you" He said and kissed me

"I love you too"I said and kissed him back.

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Team Edward? Team Jacob? No! I’m on Team Rosalie!!

posted by Andressa_Weld

The first thing I hear when I say that I’m on team Rosalie is “Why Rosalie?” And in this article I’ll explain why!

I started to love Rosalie when she said “What is she to me? Except a menace – a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us”. I started to love Rosalie because she is beautiful and cool.
Some people say she is mean because she doesn’t love Bells. But she has a story! She tells her story! She is not mean, she is just jealous. Wouldn’t you be jealous of a girl that has everything you wish for you? There is no villain! Only a different point of view. Jacob is a...

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Black Heart~Part 1

posted by BellaCullenHale

FRIDAY 6 AM

*Alarm clock goes off*. I pressed my finger againest the top. And stretched my arms in the air. Today I was moving. I didn't want to leave my life here behind. Everything was so perfect. I was almost getting straight A's. My boyfriend Alex, had just made the spring football team. I had made the cheerleading squad. I had a ton of friends in all grades of our Junior High School.
6th-8th, I was popular. I sighed. I knew I had to get up and get ready for my last day here. My best friends, Amanda and Kelsey were going to throw a ''Going Away'' party. I should be happy about having the...

Twilight - Chapter 22 - Hide-And-Seek (pages 437-442)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 22 - HIDE-AND-SEEK

The minutes passed and Edward's arrival grew closer. It was amazing how every cell in my body seemed to know he was coming, to long for his coming. That made it very hard. I found myself trying to think of excuses to stay, to see him first and then make my escape. But I knew that was impossible if I was going to have any chance to get away.
Several times Alice offered to go get breakfast with me. Later, I told her, not yet.
I stared at the arrival board, watching as flight after flight arrived on time. The flight from Seattle crept closer...

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Twilight - Chapter 19 - Goodbyes (pages 400-404)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 19 - GOODBYES

Laurent took another long look around himself, and then hurried out the door.
The silence lasted less than a second.
"How close?" Carlisle looked to Edward.
Esme was already moving; her hand touched and inconspicuous keypad on the wall, and with a groan, huge metal shutters began sealing up the glass wall. I gaped.
"About three miles out past the river; he's circling around to meet up with the female."
"What's the plan?"
"We'll lead him off, and then Jasper and Alice will run her south."
"And then?"
Edward's tone was deadly. "As soon as Bella...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 34

posted by twilight-7

Kayla‘s POV.

I was running. Running through a dark forest, the canopy of leaves above blocking out any moonlight from reaching me. The darkness did not scare me but it scared my prey. He was wandering through the sinister trees . He was lost, poor human. Didn’t he know better than to walk through the forest at night? Bad things lived in the shadows of the trees.
I stop running and hide behind a tree, not ten feet from my victim. I could see him clearly even though there was no light. He was standing and looking around. He even turned in a circle on the spot. It was evident he was lost. I...