Twilight Series Article: Mtv's top 12 quotes from the Eclipse commentary

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Mtv's top 12 quotes from the Eclipse commentary

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

I thought this commentary was on of the funniest things I have heard. Here are Mtv's top 12 quotes from it.

Scene: Xavier becomes a vampire
Rob: Xavier would make a wonderful hamburger... He's just dripping with spread.
Kristen: Ew, that's so gross.
Rob: Okay, how do we be serious about this?

Scene: The first meadow kiss
Rob: There's a lot of kissing in this film. I noticed that when I was watching. After a while, it made me a little uncomfortable.

Scene: Bella gets in her truck. Edward is waiting for her.
Bella (in movie): "You scared me."
Rob (in commentary): I was trying to. (low voice) I thought you'd like that. (lower voice) I'm Batman.

Scene: Bella goes to the Wolf Pack house for the first time
Kristen: She's allowed to have other relationships.
Rob (heated): Why? No, she's not allowed to have other relationships! If I ever saw my girlfriend go around to this bunch of guys' house with all their little shirt—with all their little bellies out and their fake tan nipples and their iron-on tattoos...
Kristen: Edward is just a little bit more mature than you.
Rob: Mature?
Kristen: Yep.
Rob: Nah.
Kristen: He can handle it.

Scene: Boo Boo Stewart comes on screen
Rob: (in Yogi Bear voice) Heya Boo Boo!

Scene: An establishing shot of a beautiful lake
Rob: Have you ever gone to like the bottom of a swimming pool and just looked up at the top?
Kristen: Yeah...
Rob: Very scary.
Kristen: I think it's really cool.
Rob: (quietly singing) Doo doo doo doooooo

Scene: I don't remember!
Rob: See, your wig looks really good there.
Kristen: No it does not.
Rob: It looks like Anne Hathaway's hair.

Scene: Carlisle talks to the group about fighting newborns
Rob: Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll sometimes have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

Scene: The tent
Rob: God, he's so brazen. I really don't like Jacob. Look at him with his tattoo. Ugh.
Kristen: Look at him cradling, his little head tucked in there.
Rob: You look like you're milking him.

Scene: The fight
Rob: That's the sequel, Kellan and the wolf. That's going to be a magical relationship in the next one.
Rob (later): My mouth hole looks really black.

Scene: Edward bites Victoria's head off
Rob: Come on, eat it! Mmmm, yummy. Butterscotch.

Scene: The meadow, part two
Rob: God, what is Edward going on about half the time?
Kristen: Does it matter?
Rob: It doesn't matter.

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scarxtardis LOL rob is so funny!

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When you feel like burning; A Jacob 'fairytale' [Sixth Chapter]

posted by shellycane

Warning: This is just my fantasy coming through. And some information to you; the story plays before Bella became a Vampire and there is no Nessie in sight. So its just for our little Jacob's sake, he needs some luving.

A new kind of Life...
Again i woke up to that awful smell, it burnt in my nose and made me shiver. It had been a weird week, and i still wasnt used to my life the way it was right now. I had moved into the Cullen house, not having any other place to go anyhow. LaPush was a no go, Sam had all the ways to make me stay away from Kristine.- but so far he didnt try. Then again i hadnt...

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Chapter 15: The Gloves Come off ( back to Nessie's P.O.V.)

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 15: The Gloves come off (back to Nessie’s P.O.V.)

I woke up gasping for air. What a strange dream, I was with Jacob and the strange girl that is in the pictures that Sienna draws. She was with Seth the four of us were in the forest when all of a sudden the guys phased and threw us on to their backs and fled in terror, something evil was descending on us, I curled down onto Jacob as low as I could and held onto his fur so that I wouldn’t fall. My hands brushed his face and he shuddered. I couldn’t tell if it was due to his own fear or to the fear that I had projected to him through...

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Tree, Leaf and Wind

posted by Yoss

This is an email I got two years ago. This has nothing to do with The Twilight Series but I wanted to share it because I find it quite beautiful though a little sad. Hope you'll also like it.

Tree

People call me "Tree".
I had dated 5 girls when I was in Pre-U. There is one girl who I love a lot but never dared to go after. She didn't have a pretty face, good figure or an outstanding charm. She was just a very ordinary girl. I liked her. I really liked her. I liked her innocence, her frankness, her intelligence and her fragility. Reason for not going after her was that I felt somebody so ordinary...

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Twilight Blog Gossip: Rob and Nikki????

posted by Alice_Cullen_

Monday, April 27, 2009
Rob+Nikki=?

Now creating newslines are Rob Pattinson and Nikki Reed who are creating numerous awkward moments for those around them while filming and off set. This evidence makes you wonder if there is a strained relationship between the two that is more than friends.

Nikki reportedly crashed one of Rob's recent nights out with cast mates Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene, and several other friends at Boneta Restaurant in Vancouver. Rob wasn't the most cordial host: "when Nikki arrived, Robert didn’t get up to say hi,” said an eyewitness. They continued reporting says that...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 33

posted by sasie_katje88

I put one up now, because i'm going to babysit tonight :D there could be a change i'll put one up later too, just before i leave :D

Bella's pov

“Bella” Edward started saying and I walked towards him and I kissed him
“I’ll be fine, just take care of Mason just until I’m back, will ya” I said with sadness
“I’m going with you, I’m not letting you go alone or with Daniel” he said back secure and looking at Daniel.
“Edward” I started saying but he interrupted me fore I could finish
“No butt’s, I’m going with you, Alice will take care off Mason till we get back” he said...

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Emmett Story Part 12

posted by just_bella

The bear backed off my body and charged me again. I screamed in fear, and it stoped about 10 feet away from me when it backed up and did it again.

I realized the bear was toying with me, I wished that it would end this already. I was in so much pain, everything hurt and the forest around me was beginning to blur probably from blood loss.

The bear backed up again, hopefully to end my life when I hear another animal coming into the area.

There was a moment of complete silence, which only lasted for a minute. The following sound was something I won't forgett, it was the sound of the bear fighting....

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 27

posted by sasie_katje88

sorry for mistakes, i'm doing my best, the next story will be Bella and Edward again, Promise:D

Bella's pov

I took a deep breath and looked around and saw Daniel and Charlie watching TV. I rapped myself together and walked outside with Mason in my arms, I looked at him because he was very quiet, he kept staring in my eyes, I love my son so much.
I saw Edward still upset waiting for me and I walked towards him with Mason and now Edward walked towards me too.
“I’m sorry Bella” he began to say but I interrupted him
“Don’t start with the sorry crap” I said angry at him, Mason still laid...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 25

posted by sasie_katje88

here's the next one

Bella's pov

I kept on walking and I noticed I was at LaPush.
I felt tears coming up I wanted to cry so much but I couldn’t and I never will feel my tears again. Suddenly Mason starts crying. He knew how I was feeling and he reacted on my emotions, now I felt guilty
“It’s going to be alright, everything will be just fine” I said with little snobs to Mason, he started to slow down his crying it’s like he knew what I said to him. I started cradling him to calm him down and myself.
“Bella” I heard a voice next to me, I jumped up and looked. It was Jake
“What are you...

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When you feel like burning; A Jacob 'fairytale' [Fifth Chapter]

posted by shellycane

Warning: Thist is just my fantasy coming through. And some information to you; the story plays before Bella became a Vampire and there is no Nessie in sight. So its just for our little Jacob's sake, he needs some luving.

Death is just the beginning
It was cold and hard, but for some strange reason i found it comfortable. I told myself i was deserving that, for betraying my brothers. I couldnt step back from my decision though, and i knew that just as well. So it was no suprise that i couldnt sleep well since days, rolled together to a ball.- in Bella Swan's backyard. I made sure that Charlie...

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Dusk Chapter 8: These Little Distractions

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 8: These Little Distractions

The next morning my mother came into the room and pulled the covers down to reveal my tear stained eyes that had dark circles underneath them. I had barely slept every time I closed my eyes Jacob was there with that devastated look on his face. “My poor baby” she said as she embraced me. “Do you want me to talk to him?” She asked. “No!” I answered quickly that certainly would not help anything. “I just don’t understand why he reacted this way about me liking a guy.” I said. My mother motioned for me to move over and she lay down next to...

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Dusk Chapter 7: Sticks and Stones...

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 7: Sticks and Stones

“Renesmee Carlie Cullen, do your parents know that you are out and about going for joyrides without even a permit!?! I knew that giving a teenager such a ridiculous car on top of giving it early was a horrible mistake!” I had never seen my Grandpa Charlie so furious. “I’m sorry grandpa- “Charlie, what’s the matter?” Jake had popped out of nowhere. “Well she is driving without her permit.” My grandfather yelled so loudly a vein popped out of his forehead. “Charlie, I brought her to the school parking lot so that she can practice, I just had to...

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LJC News: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan AND Renesmee.

posted by LinaJC

OMG. Finally, I was able to get an- oops sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. This is LJC News. I'm your host, Lina. So, as I was saying, I finally, got an interview with Edward Cullen and Bella Swan AND Renesmee! I was so pumped, that I got to the Cullen's house 10 minutes before the time we agreed on! I sat there for about 5 minutes practicing what I was going to say when, I saw Edward and Bella come out of the blue with, *GASP* Little Renesmee in Bella's arms! "Hi!" I say excitedly. "Hello, Lina" says Edward in his alluring, velvet smooth voice. "Hello, Bellla" i say to Bella. Then I turn...

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Starlit Book 2 Chapter 8 - Sonata

posted by Yoss

It was with a heavy heart that I left Forks. It pained me to think that I would never see her lovely face again, never hear her tinkling voice -for I am determined to fight all the demons inside me. – I am determined to stay away. I won’t ruin her, even her family, even her Jacob. I realized I love her too much to cause her pain. I agonized over the fact that I was merely created to bring her pain.

I realized I could never go back to my coven. I knew I would be dead the instant I stepped into the castle and once I'm gone, they would come up with another devious and intricate plan against...

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Twilight Eclipse open date

posted by twilight-hottie

Just saw the new info from Summit Entertainment about the release date for next movie here is the press release
SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT'S TWILIGHT SAGA'S ECLIPSE
TO BE RELEASED JUNE 30, 2010

Los Angeles, CA February 22, 2009 — Summit Entertainment announced today that ECLIPSE, the third film in the TWILIGHT saga, will be released theatrically in North America on Wednesday, June 30, 2010. Melissa Rosenberg, who wrote the scripts for both TWILIGHT and NEW MOON, is currently writing the script for ECLIPSE and continues to consult with TWILIGHT book series author Stephenie Meyer.

In ECLIPSE, Bella...

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Lizzie's Story, Chapter Two

posted by foreveryours

I skipped home, glad that it was the weekend. Stopping at the street corner, I rang the bell at the baby-sitter's house. The little old lady opened the door and smiled widely at me. "Oh hello dearie! Your sister is such a precious little thing! You know, she was asking for you all day," she gushed.

My face fell. I felt so guilty for leaving her alone in a day-care all day long. If I didn't have to go to school, I would spend my every waking moment with little Natalie. "Thank you so much, Mrs. Jackson. Where is she now?"

"Oh, she's inside, playing with little Ashton. They're the two most adorable...

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 16

posted by twilight-7

I think this one is a bit crap but that's for you guys to decide. I just wanted another try at Edward's POV. It starts out in Kayla's POV first.

Kayla’s POV

How the hell did he find out? I had not said anything and neither had Edward or Jacob. Well, I don’t know about their thoughts. I’m not really paying attention to Edward’s since I’m trying to find the bracelet and Jacob never said anything at all to Charlie the past week.
How does he know? I asked Edward.
I may have accidentally thought something, Edward replied.
Accidentally?
You were over reacting about the bracelet and I thought...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 4

posted by sasie_katje88

This one is a long one :D enjoy

Bella's pov

I was running back home when I suddenly stopped again, there it was again that feeling of being sick. I wanted to throw up but I can’t. It wasn’t far anymore to my house, to Jake and Renesmee, so I start walking and thinking at the same time
*Why am I feeling sick like this?
*Why do I have the feeling I want to throw up?
*what’s going on with me?

Than it just hit me, “I can’t get pregnant, can I”, I said in a whisper and panicking voice. No it’s not possible I start thinking again, vampires don’t get pregnant, Carlisle mentioned it once,...

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Parody

posted by meeek

Edward and Carlisle in a hospital approx. 107 years ago. Edward dying in the bed. Carlisle walks over.
Carlisle: You ready?
Edward: For what?
Carlisle takes his wrist and bites him
Carlisle: For the wicked awesome parody!!
Edward yelps and pulls away
Edward: What the fuck! I thought you were a doctor!!
Carlisle frowns and bites him on the neck, Edward starts flinching in pain, and the screen goes blank. Twilight is born flashes across the screen followed by three days later. Edward waking up confused remembers being bitten and sees Carlisle standing over him, Edward frowns gets up, and hits Carlisle...

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 15

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

Life was to carry on as normal. That meant I would have to go to school and take my exams. I knew I was safe because Edward was with me and Charlie said Mitchell would be constantly on look out. Plus the wolves were helping too. So I shouldn’t be so jittery, right? But I was. Every noise scared me and any slight movement had me cowering into Edward’s protective embrace. Edward found this all amusing. Glad I made someone laugh.
The weekend I just had seemed to drag on for weeks and weeks. It felt longer than just two days. So the following week dragged on for what felt like months...

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New Moon Cast Update with Pics

posted by Yoss

Cameron Bright as Alec

With principal photography starting today on NEW MOON, Summit have announced the rest of the film's cast. It includes:

The Volturi:

Demetri: Charlie Bewley
Caius: Jamie Campbell Bower (Sweeney Todd)
Felix: Daniel Cudmore (X2, X-Men:The Last Stand)
Marcus: Christopher Heyerdahl (The Chronicles of Riddick, Blade: Trinity)
Jane: Dakota Fanning (Coraline, Push)
Alec: Cameron Bright
Heidi: Noot Seer (Head Over Heels)
Aro: Michael Sheen (Frost/ Nixon, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans)

The Quileute

Harry Clearwater: Graham Greene (Dances With Wolves, The Green Mile)

Emily: Tinsel Korey (Into the West)

NEW MOON is filming on locations in Vancouver, BC and Tuscany, Italy.

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