Twilight Series Article: 10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen

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posted by myau

10: Tell her that Edward and Bella are going to get married in Vegas.

9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks you why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.

8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks you where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.

7: Give all her clothes to charity.

6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.

5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.

4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.

3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming

2: Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

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Helen1789 Number 8 was funny... I am sure that would probally kill her more than annoy her though :S

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When the Stars Align...Chap 9

posted by NeeNee14

Seth was still sleep when I got up. I wrote him a note to tell him I would be back in a while , if he woke up while I was gone.
I hopped in my car and drove down the familiar road and parked on the side walk when I got there. I walked threw the rows until I arrived at my mother's grave. I sat down and touched the headstone.
"Hi Mom."I said to the grave."I miss you so much." I felt the tears streaming down my face."I like La Push,it has a beach.I met a guy. His name is Seth and he's perfect..I love him." I sat there in silence for a couple of minutes."I'm sorry ,mom..." was all I could manage...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

New Beginnings

"Are you sure?" Renée asked, her eyes wide, continuing before I had a chance to answer. "Charlie!" This was called in the direction of the living room.

"No, I'm not sure, that's why I said 'I'm not sure'." I replied dryly.

"Did it feel like the false labor pains?"

I shook my head.

"Definitely not."

"What're you yelling about?" Charlie asked grumpily, coming into the kitchen. By the sound that was still coming from the television, we had interrupted a baseball game.

"Bella's in labor."

He just stood there for a moment, mouth slightly ajar and a vacant expression in his eyes.

"Right,...

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When the Stars Align...Chap 7

posted by NeeNee14

I went home a couple hours of later. I didn't have to go to school because it was Thanksgiving break. So I decided to ask my dad can I drive down to Portland to visit my friends. He said yes.
I was packing my bag for my trip when I heard the doorbell ring.."Coming!!"I yelled. I opened my door and Seth was standing there.
"Hey" I said and gave him a hug. I went up stairs and he followed me. I closed my bag and sat it near my door.
"Where are you going?" Seth asked me.
"I'm going to Portland for break to visit some friends" I said and sat down next to him and he wrapped his arms around me.
"I'm coming...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 20: Love and War

posted by Summer_Leanne

Hi again, everyone! After three long and busy days, I've finally finished chp. 20 :D thank you so much for reading and all your sweet comments on my last post! I hope you all enjoy this one. Much love, as always, to each and every one of you all, from me!
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Love and War
Alice ran to embrace Summer, who was sitting on the floor of the living room in tears. She had no words to comfort her, but, thankfully, Jake did. Carlisle told him the news, and as soon as he told Sam, he came bursting into the Cullens’ home in a matter of minutes. He saw Summer...

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Hate Doesn't Describe Half of It. -1-

posted by seanll55

My skin absorbed the sunlight in the schools courtyard, it was warm. For once in Forks, Washington there was actually heat. I almost felt like I was back in Phoenix, sipping lemonade on a long outdoor chase, with my mom, Renee and Paul, my step-father.

"Bella!" Jacob said running over to my stone table in the courtyard.

"Yeah, Jake?" I said looking at him with a curious look. He was frantically shaking and he tried speaking but all that came out was gasps.

"Jacob, what's wrong?" I yelled, demanding him to talk.

"Bella, please, it was an accident!" Jacob whimpered.

"Jacob! What accident! Spit...

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Unspoken

posted by jacob_lover5253

Here is Jacob's POV...I do want to warn you about this chapter...you will never expect what is coming!! ;) lol...well enjoy -Kayla

Chapter 12. (Jacob)

Edward finally left and Bella let me inside. "Why would you do this to Charlie? To him? To me?" I asked yet again. She didn't answer me. "Come on, Bells, there has to be a reason." I begged. I wanted an answer badly. "Well, I don't want to live in a house full of Charlie's rules when i'm old enough to get my own house and make my own rules." She stated. "You're not telling the truth. You're lieing." I told her. She sat on her bed and yawned. "Jake,...

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another emmett cullen love story chapter 8

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 8

You walk downstairs when you see all the lights off. You see a row of candles on the floor leading to the dining room. You follow the path and you see rose petals on the table and Emmett standing right next to the table with his hands behind his back. You cant help but smile. He sees you and smiles back.

Emmett-(pulling out a chair) Ma'am.

You-(going to the chair and sitting down) Thank You.

Emmett pushes your chair in and he sits own next to you.

You-What is this for Emmett?

Emmett-For you.

You-why?

Emmett-Because you deserve it and plus I wanted to ask you something.

You-Like what?

Emmett...

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another emmett cullen love story chapter 7

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 7

You and Emmett walk in the door. And Alice comes over to you and hugs you.
Alice-I am so sorry to hear about your Mom ___
You-Thanks Alice.
Emmett-___, its late, do you want to go sleep?
You- Yeah, It's been a, really long day.
Emmett-Okay I'll go up with you.
You-Goodnight everyone
Everyone-night ___.

You and Emmett go up to his room and you see your vanity for your make up and your hair by a huge window in his room and you see your dresser right next to it. You also see that your pajamas are set out on his bed. You knew alice did it, and you grabbed them and changed in the bathroom in...

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A famous reminder chapter 2

posted by KatiiCullen94

Bella singing

ok im very sorry , for THE LONG WAIT, but ive been working flat out and i jsut hadnt been in the moosd, but im pumped and woah! i hope to do two chapters today but ill see how i go.
ok a recap. Bella is about to perform on stage.

Bella's POV.

This was it, the moment ive been practicing for. to get his attention again. I remember him saying that he diddnt want me, but this was my chance to prove to him how much i wanted him.
I searched over and over like a father looking for this remote as the super ball has ten minutes of the game. To find the perfect song and that all the lyrics just fit....

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emmett cullen love story chapter 13

posted by karpach_13

Sabrina ended up sleeping in you guys room. Emmett sat her on the bed and you and him went hunting. You guys was out for like 8 hours. You guys got back and it was 7 in the morning. You woke Sabrina up and Emmett went to enroll her into school. You waited for him to get back. Alice, Rose, and Esme went shopping. Edward, Carlisle, and Jasper went on a hunting trip. So, that left you and Emmett the house. You heard him pull up. You turned off the T.V. and he came in.
You: So how did it go?
Em: Good. Where is everyone?
You: Edward, Jasper,and Dad went hunting. Alice, Rose and Mom went shopping.
He...

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emmett cullen love story chapter 10

posted by karpach_13

You guys got back to the house saw everyone sitting watching the news and heard Alice ask.
Alice: Can I plan the wedding? Please?
Everyone looked at you guys confused and you looked at Emmett and he nodded.
You: Of course.
Esme: Wait. You guys are engaged?
You smiled and nodded.
You: Yeah mom.
She got up and hugged you both.
You: Rose? You and Alice want to be my brides maids?
Rose/ Alice: Of course.
You smiled and hugged them.
Em: Jasper and Edward my grooms men?
They nodded and you asked.
You: Where are we moving now?
Carlisle: We are thinking about Alaska. How does that sound kids?
You: I like it there....

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emmett cullen love story chapter 5

posted by karpach_13

You had a knock at your bedroom door. You got up and answered it.
You: Hey mama.
Esme: Time for bed.
You: Thank you.
You laid down and she came over to your bed and kissed your forehead.
Esme: Good night sweetheart.
You: Night mom I love you.
Esme: Love you too.
She turned the CD on low and turned out the lights. You thouht about your day while listening to the music. You were about asleep when someone came into your room. You felt the teddy bear in your arm and knew it was Emmett. You smiled and said.
You: Night Teddy Bear.
Em: Night
You fell asleep.
The Dream.
You were back in the forest and you looked...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 14: Lethal Independance

posted by Summer_Leanne

I'm so so happy you all are enjoying this story! Your comments, like always, are so sweet and loving. Thanks for reading and for all your generous support. Love you all!! Enjoy!! :]
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Lethal Independence
It was 10pm before Chloe drifted off to sleep in Summer’s arms. Athe and Chloe fussed over Summer every second once they found out she was injured. Summer was able to easily heal her bruise, but she didn’t understand why she was still being coddled like a feeble infant. As soon as Summer laid Chloe in her crib and assured Athe that she was fine,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [NINE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[NINE]
    "You guys have a Weapons Master?" I asked.
    Tabra was getting dressed, and I was in the bathroom getting dressed while Jerek was on the otherside of the bathroom door doing the same.
    "Yes." He said back. "She knows everything: where they came from, who made them, how long they've been in stores, out of date, what group, such as the romans or the dutch, they come from. She is such a good person to have on a time like this."
    "I...

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A Youtube Script(episode five)

posted by moolah

*episode five*
*A checkup for…*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was barfing all the time.
Every time I did it hurt so badly.
I couldn’t take it any longer.
I ran into Carlisle’s office without knocking.
*done thinking*
Alice: *walks in* Carlisle I need you to help m-*vomits all over carpet*
Carlisle: *runs over to her* Alice, are you all right?
Alice: *shakes head ‘no’*
Carlisle: Honey, sit down. Do you think you’re going to do it again, sweetie?
Alice: *nods*
Carlisle: *runs and comes back up in 5 seconds* Here’s a bucket.
Alice: Thanks. *a second later vomits*
Carlisle: Alice, did you bite Bella?...

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A Youtube Script(episode four)Help!

posted by moolah

*episode four*
*HELP!*
Bella’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I felt really shaky
And really scared
Alice kept on laughing wickedly
I kept on screaming
*done thinking*
Alice: Bella, you had your chance-you WILL die now.
Bella: *passes out*
Alice: *goes back to normal* BELLA!
Bella: *bleeding everywhere*
Alice: *Screams* HELP!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!! *kicks down the door*
Edward: *runs toward her* ALICE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
Alice: *vomits* Omigod. *looks at the vomit* Edward…*there is blood in the vomit*
Edward: *looks down at the vomit* Ali…
Alice: *runs out*
Edward: *looks down at Bella* BELLA! *picks her up and...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one day while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a knife at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the knife fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [SEVENTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SEVENTEEN]
    "Umm..." I said, and began my story. "I went to Haus when I was seventeen."
    "How old are you now?" Shropee asked me.
    "I'm nineteen. So, two years go." I said and continued. "I was talking to Haus, and I provoked him by trying to kill him. I told him to meet me at Starbucks, and when he got out I had people grab him from behind. I then went up to him with a stake, but he kicked it out of my hands, pushed them away, got into his car...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [FOURTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FOURTEEN]
(ATTENTION: THE FOLLOWING PART OF THIS CHAPTER IS IN HAUS'S POINT OF VIEW, THANKS, AND YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE READING)
    I picked up the phone, dialed a number, pressed CALL and waited for an answer.
    And I got one.
    "Hello?" A voice on the other line picked up and said.
    "Hello, Kyle, this is Haus."
    "Hey, Haus. What brings you calling us all the way here?"
    "My men are dead."...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [ELEVEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[ELEVEN]
    "Or we could do that." Jerek said once our lips parted.
    I was high off of that kiss. But, just briefly.
    "Yea." I said, not knowing really exactly what I was saying.
    Jerek then put his lips back to mine, and this time, it wasn't a surprise.
~~~~~~~~~~
    THE NEXT MORNING: I woke up on the lower bunk, under Tabra, and I was glad I went to bed earlier then I thought I was. I needed that sleep.
    "Morning,"...