Twilight Series Article: 10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen

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posted by myau

10: Tell her that Edward and Bella are going to get married in Vegas.

9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks you why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.

8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks you where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.

7: Give all her clothes to charity.

6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.

5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.

4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.

3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming

2: Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

nneellliii, JoseVanders and 2 others like this

Helen1789 Number 8 was funny... I am sure that would probally kill her more than annoy her though :S

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Flightless Bird, American Mouth ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I was a quick wet boy
Diving too deep for coins
All of your street light eyes
Wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair
I cut my long baby hair
Stole me a dog-eared map
And called for you everywhere

Have I found you
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
Or lost you
American mouth
Big pill looming

Now I’m a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats
Curl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean
Blood of Christ mountain streams

Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounding, bleeding
Or lost you
American mouth
Big pill stuck going down

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Crimson Blood: Chapter 1.

posted by Renesmee_08

This is the story of Edward Anthony Masen, before he found Bella.His birth,human life, rebellion against the Cullens, and transformation

Chapter 1: Elizabeth Masen

I was trying...hard..pushing with all my might.I held hands with Martha, my trusted servant whom I had thought of as family because she had cared for me since I was born.I gently squeezed her soft and withered hands for support.My hair was a mess beneath my pillow.I screamed loudly,hoping to relieve the pain.It didn't work.The doctor stood facing me at the foot of my bed,his arms ready to my newborn child.I screamed once more and...

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Imprint (chapters one and two)

posted by teamjane99

WARNING: coarse language

MAYA CHAPTER ONE: MOVING
THE PLANE TRIP WAS SLOW AS hell. It took over half hour of nonstop boring conversations with my mother and father, and then another two and a half hours of absolute silence between the three of us. I guessed that it was then, after that half hour, that they realized that I was furious with them for dragging me all the way from sunny New Mexico to dreary La Push, Forks, Washington – a city that I didn’t even know existed. Mom said that it was so I could connect to our old roots, since her and my father both were born there but, truthfully,...

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Tremble For My Beloved ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

The hour has begun
Your eyes have now opened

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my love always

Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my love always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my love always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for you love always

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Twenty years from now..... Chapter 1

posted by mrscullen43299

Everyone loves Twilight, but check out this story I made up about what everyone from Twilight is like twenty years from now.....
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Bella's POV:
Edward and I were ready to hunt. I had become so good at this now. I no longer end up a mess after feeding. Alice only buys me designer now anyway. So, I have to keep my clothes clean. "Okay. Im ready," I said to Edward. I still couldnt believe it after all this time. I was just as beautiful as him. The same temperature. It was unbelievable. Then he caught me off guard. "Good," He said. "Ill race ya!" Then he...

cullens

posted by wahidullah

i love twilight saga infinitely its beautiful i love all the movies equally and i specially love the cullen family they are beautiful couples edward carlisle , esme , alice , emmett , rosalie ,jasper are excellent actors fit perfectly to the characters i hope they remain as family and no one of them dies i think lots of funs are agree with me and also the saga should continue for a very long time and short gaps between the movies . and the new born baby should have been a boy with infinite powers but now that its girl its ok and also bella should love more edward instead of jacob . jacob is also good corrector , robert and tayler are good actors , rosalie is so hot and beautiful i love her more in new dawn . and once again the cullens should never die in saga . thanks to the writer and directors .

Once Secret, Twice Told - Chapter Four:

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the Author of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Four: She's Not There
Today was the last day of Jessika’s stay at her actual home. She had everything packed and was ready to go. Well, as ready as she could be without putting up an argument with her father. She didn’t want to go, but she had no choice. N.F.I.H. hadn’t contacted Jessika since four days ago, and now that it was Friday, she was glad to say that she hadn’t heard a word from the creep.
“You ready to go?” Jessika’s dad asked,...

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Cowboy 2?

posted by VoicesInMyHead

I don't own twilight or Rhinestone cowboy.

Alice pov.

"Emmett!" I screamed "wanna be a cowboy for the Halloween party this year?"

"No!" he replied.

"Why not?"

"Because last year you dressed me up like Ennis Del Mar! People called me Brokeback Moron for a WEEK!"

" I've been meaning to ask you, what did you do with that costume, anyway."

He looked embarrassed. "I....kinda.... Well.... Ummm... You
know..... Still have it....Rose kinda.....well..."

"Why would you still....... Gasp....no....freakin......way!"

"Can we PLEASE not talk about it? And no, you may not
dress me up as a cowboy, I will pick out my...

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Rising Love Chapter 3

posted by marvel517639

Here's Chapter 3 i hope you like.
Embry's Pov
The smell of delious food was brought into my nostrals and I jumped out of bed and yell "FOOD!" I woke the others and they ran out of their rooms too. I looked for my Nataila the only one with my dark shirt and blue around the shoulders on. She looked beauitful her pale white fair skin with her cute dimples and long beauitful brown hair. My shirt was a dress for her. Her. Nessie, Sharon, and Eri are so small. I chuckled at myself. She smiled bightly and pointed her finger to get my werewolf butt to over there. I walked over at the counter where...

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Alice and Jasper: Chapter 2

posted by ISABELLA92

Jasper’s POV
“Hello.” I said gruffly.
“Where are you?” my mother barked.
“At Alice’s.” I said.
“I told you to be home by ten and it’s ten and you’re not here.” My mother yelled.
“I forgot. Can’t I spend a little more time with Alice?” I asked.
“No, you have school tomorrow.” My mother hissed.
“I’m on my way.” I said defeated and disappointed. I hung up and turned to see Alice’s angelic face.
“You have to go home.” She said.
“Yea, Mom beckoned me home. She says we have school tomorrow.” I said.
“Okay. See you tomorrow, Jazzie.” Alice said before planting...

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Alice and Jasper: Chapter 1

posted by ISABELLA92

Alice’s POV
“Promise me we’ll be together forever.” I asked looking in his bright brown eyes that matched my dark brown. I saw the worry behind his eyes.
“Forever.” He replied kissing my forehead. We had been dating for a year and he was a permanent fixture in my life. I had a bad feeling that something was about to sever our ties and I didn’t know what. We finally climbed out of my bed around noon and went out to a nearby park.
“What’s up, babe?” Jasper asked.
“Nothing, just thinking.” I said. I was usually good about getting a feeling about what was going to happen before...

Alec and Honey: New Life: Chapter 5:

posted by saytwilight

Chapter 5:
Honey POV:

I woke snuggled into Alec’s chest.
“Morning.” He said with a smile.
“Morning.” I replied sleepy, I stretched before getting out of bed. I heard Alec gasp, I turned round face him, his eyes were wide as he looked me up and down. I looked down, I realised I was wearing a pair of my new sexy night outfits.
“I take it from your expression that you like.” I laughed.
“When did you get that?” He asked, still looking me up and down.
“Yesterday, when I went shopping.” I jogged his memory.
“Oh.” Was all he said. I walked into the bathroom. I got changed into...

Chapter 6: Growing up with a rite of passage.

posted by EnchantdEquinox

Chapter 6: Growing up with a rite of passage.
Edward slowly walked into Renesmee’s bedroom, while she was still asleep. He knelt down in front of her bed.
“Hey Ness, I‘m going now sweetie” his hand stroking her forehead. Her eyes threatened to open.
“When will you be back” her eyes opening as her voice went from groggy to normal.
“I‘ll be back in a week or two” he smiled when she grabbed his hand and said.
“Be safe, dad”
“I love you Renesmee” he kissed her forehead and walked out of her bedroom. Edward, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle were going on a camping trip, leaving Renesmee...

Destiny <3

posted by karlygirl26

Hi my name is Karly and I am new to writing on here. I hope you like this. My cousin inspired me to write and post a story on her. It’s a different story. You can leave positive or negative comments I don’t mind. But please do comment and tell me what you think and what needs to be fixed in my story.
~Thanks a bunch. Karly.
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Chapter 1) The Unexpected

The bell rang making me jump out of my seat and come out of my thinking. I blinked a few times and went to gather my things off the table but he already had everything in...

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Certain Death Chapter 1 (Book three in the Renn and Jakes Life Series)

posted by WritenOnTheSand

(continued from Renn and Michas Life Chapter 9)

Felix holds my arm tightly as he walks me to the place where I am to live as long as they let me.I don't look up or around at the surroundings. I just lower my head and taste the salty tears as they slowly stream from my eyes. You would think that I would want to run, but I just feel like there is nothing left of me, like I am empty. And the fact that he could crush me in an instant has some effect.

We stop walking, and look up in time to see him open a creaky door. He then pushes me inside and locks it behind him.

I stand up off the cold floor,...

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Alice, Jacob and Amelia: Chapter 2.

posted by disneygood

I do not own Alice,Jacob or Bella. I made up Amelia Black. I do not own the Twilight Saga.

Alice:

I woke up this morning remembering Amelia is going to Nursery today. So i had to get up and take her.
"Right Honey, have you got everything?" I asked
"Yes, i think...Yes!" she replied. I wished her off and went home. Jake was sitting on the sofa. I jumped on from the back of the sofa, and scared the life out of Jake.
"Baby!God, do NOT scare me!" He laughed. I stroked his cheek and kissed him.
"So," I said while sitting up. "Has Amelia shape shifted yet?" I asked. He shaked his head. I looked at him...

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taking chance chapter 20

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 20
Damn when I start writing a story I cant stop. Please tell me when to stop..
“ivan!” I yelled in happiness. I gave him a long kiss. Ryan was walking by with his friends.
“dude I think ou’re out look at them” ryan’s firnd said.
“don’t worry I’ll be with her.” Ryan told him. I pulled away from Ivan.
“how did you some here?” I asked him.
“you said you’re grandfather would be looking after me so he took me with him” he told him.
“im sohappy right now” I told him and hugged him tightly.
“its about time, you make everyone happy and you don’t care if you get...

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Vampires VS Werewolves

posted by SarBear1579

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The blood form today's hunt rolled from my skin into the shower drain.It's 7 am,the 1st of May,I have been a werewolf for about five months now.

Today we have been unlucky,we only caught two deer and we had to share it among the five of us.Then,Rick and Lisa got in another fight and John had to split them up.We are lucky to have John,he's a quick thinker and has brain and brawn.That's why he's my right hand man.

I sighed and cut the water from the shower.How has it come to this? Me being the alpha female of a pack of mythical creatures.More of us are still changing,as soon as my uncle recognizes...

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I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn] part 2

posted by kiss93

Bella's pov

I don't know where was I but I know that I was in deep sleep.I felt dizzy just as I open my eyes,truing to figure it out where was I.The room I was sleeping was white with high window which sun light lighting up the room,one bed(very beautiful,princess style)a mirror and special part for bathroom with their own walls and doors.I was confused,but before I had a chance to figure it out,the door open,slow and wide.There was a girl in lovely light pink dress,with the big smile on her face."Hi,my name is Amber and you most be Bella,right?"-"Aha"that was only word I was able to say-"Where...

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Servant Part 6

posted by uniquezandy

Bella:
I was confused, at why he lead me into a dark room. When it lit up, there were two thrones. I was confused; but a little nervous. "You see my crowning is next week. And to be Ruler, I need someone by my side. And to be honest; I've never met anyone like you. What I am saying is, Isabella Marie Swan, will you take my hand in marraige, and be my wife and Ruler by my side?" He asked seriously. But I could dectect, the hint of love in his eyes. Suddenly, I felt the world has stopped moving. I was speechless, I didn't no what to say. I was about to cry. "Yes Edward. I will." A few tears came...