I told you Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.
Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are you looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.
And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.
Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*
Speaking of Mexicans, the mexican secret service had something going on in Australia.
M.L: Where is Double X?
mexican lt: She's in Australia like you wanted her sir.
M.L: What is she doing?
During that, the CIE also had something going on in Australia
P: We got a message about one of our subs.
Snow: What does it say?
P: It says that it was attacked by a mexican barge. We need to inform 0007 about this right away.
S: But sir, he's already on a mission in Australia.
P: Then get him to pull out!
In Australia, which was snowy.
Con: *Laying in bed with a mare*
Double X: You make me feel good Con.
Con: I like doing what I can for mares like you. *recieves message from watch*
0007, report to HQ immediately.
Con: *gets out of bed*
Double X: What's wrong?
Con: I have to go.
Double: But, I need you.
Con: So does the United States. *leaves*
Soon he was skiing down a hill when.................
Mexicans: *appear*
Con: Oh great.
Danish: Get him quickly!
Con: *going faster*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Danish: *grabs gun*
Con: *turns around*
Danish: *aims gun*
Con: *shoots something from ski pole*
Danish: *dies*
Mexicans: *get in front*
Con: *jumps around*
Mexican: *aims at Con*
Con: *pushes mexican*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *going toward cliff*
Mexicans: *stop shooting*
Con: *goes off cliff*
You think he'd die after falling off there. Correct, he would, but he had a parachute and deployed it. It was also one of those things where you could control which way you went :D
Sean The Hedgehog presents
A Con Mane story
The Shy Who Loved Me
Starring
Doughnut Joe........................Con Mane
Thunderlane..........................Isosceles
Fluttershy...............................Double X
Princess Luna........................Nightmare Moon
Jewelia....................................Winx
Parcival...................................P
Sydney. P Johnson.................S
Snowflake................................Snow Moneybit
Mexicans..................................Bad Guys
Germans...................................Good Guys
And
Equestrians
Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are you looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.
And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.
Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*
Speaking of Mexicans, the mexican secret service had something going on in Australia.
M.L: Where is Double X?
mexican lt: She's in Australia like you wanted her sir.
M.L: What is she doing?
During that, the CIE also had something going on in Australia
P: We got a message about one of our subs.
Snow: What does it say?
P: It says that it was attacked by a mexican barge. We need to inform 0007 about this right away.
S: But sir, he's already on a mission in Australia.
P: Then get him to pull out!
In Australia, which was snowy.
Con: *Laying in bed with a mare*
Double X: You make me feel good Con.
Con: I like doing what I can for mares like you. *recieves message from watch*
0007, report to HQ immediately.
Con: *gets out of bed*
Double X: What's wrong?
Con: I have to go.
Double: But, I need you.
Con: So does the United States. *leaves*
Soon he was skiing down a hill when.................
Mexicans: *appear*
Con: Oh great.
Danish: Get him quickly!
Con: *going faster*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Danish: *grabs gun*
Con: *turns around*
Danish: *aims gun*
Con: *shoots something from ski pole*
Danish: *dies*
Mexicans: *get in front*
Con: *jumps around*
Mexican: *aims at Con*
Con: *pushes mexican*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *going toward cliff*
Mexicans: *stop shooting*
Con: *goes off cliff*
You think he'd die after falling off there. Correct, he would, but he had a parachute and deployed it. It was also one of those things where you could control which way you went :D
Sean The Hedgehog presents
A Con Mane story
The Shy Who Loved Me
Starring
Doughnut Joe........................Con Mane
Thunderlane..........................Isosceles
Fluttershy...............................Double X
Princess Luna........................Nightmare Moon
Jewelia....................................Winx
Parcival...................................P
Sydney. P Johnson.................S
Snowflake................................Snow Moneybit
Mexicans..................................Bad Guys
Germans...................................Good Guys
And
Equestrians
LATER!
"Why are you so sure I can find you gems?" Sweetie Bell asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed you how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie Bell insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie Bell told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie Bell cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving you a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie Bell cried annoyingly, from on top of Rover.
"Why are you so sure I can find you gems?" Sweetie Bell asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed you how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie Bell insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie Bell told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie Bell cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving you a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie Bell cried annoyingly, from on top of Rover.