I told you Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.
Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are you looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.
And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.
Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*
Speaking of Mexicans, the mexican secret service had something going on in Australia.
M.L: Where is Double X?
mexican lt: She's in Australia like you wanted her sir.
M.L: What is she doing?
During that, the CIE also had something going on in Australia
P: We got a message about one of our subs.
Snow: What does it say?
P: It says that it was attacked by a mexican barge. We need to inform 0007 about this right away.
S: But sir, he's already on a mission in Australia.
P: Then get him to pull out!
In Australia, which was snowy.
Con: *Laying in bed with a mare*
Double X: You make me feel good Con.
Con: I like doing what I can for mares like you. *recieves message from watch*
0007, report to HQ immediately.
Con: *gets out of bed*
Double X: What's wrong?
Con: I have to go.
Double: But, I need you.
Con: So does the United States. *leaves*
Soon he was skiing down a hill when.................
Mexicans: *appear*
Con: Oh great.
Danish: Get him quickly!
Con: *going faster*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Danish: *grabs gun*
Con: *turns around*
Danish: *aims gun*
Con: *shoots something from ski pole*
Danish: *dies*
Mexicans: *get in front*
Con: *jumps around*
Mexican: *aims at Con*
Con: *pushes mexican*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *going toward cliff*
Mexicans: *stop shooting*
Con: *goes off cliff*
You think he'd die after falling off there. Correct, he would, but he had a parachute and deployed it. It was also one of those things where you could control which way you went :D
Sean The Hedgehog presents
A Con Mane story
The Shy Who Loved Me
Starring
Doughnut Joe........................Con Mane
Thunderlane..........................Isosceles
Fluttershy...............................Double X
Princess Luna........................Nightmare Moon
Jewelia....................................Winx
Parcival...................................P
Sydney. P Johnson.................S
Snowflake................................Snow Moneybit
Mexicans..................................Bad Guys
Germans...................................Good Guys
And
Equestrians
Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are you looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.
And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.
Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*
Speaking of Mexicans, the mexican secret service had something going on in Australia.
M.L: Where is Double X?
mexican lt: She's in Australia like you wanted her sir.
M.L: What is she doing?
During that, the CIE also had something going on in Australia
P: We got a message about one of our subs.
Snow: What does it say?
P: It says that it was attacked by a mexican barge. We need to inform 0007 about this right away.
S: But sir, he's already on a mission in Australia.
P: Then get him to pull out!
In Australia, which was snowy.
Con: *Laying in bed with a mare*
Double X: You make me feel good Con.
Con: I like doing what I can for mares like you. *recieves message from watch*
0007, report to HQ immediately.
Con: *gets out of bed*
Double X: What's wrong?
Con: I have to go.
Double: But, I need you.
Con: So does the United States. *leaves*
Soon he was skiing down a hill when.................
Mexicans: *appear*
Con: Oh great.
Danish: Get him quickly!
Con: *going faster*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Danish: *grabs gun*
Con: *turns around*
Danish: *aims gun*
Con: *shoots something from ski pole*
Danish: *dies*
Mexicans: *get in front*
Con: *jumps around*
Mexican: *aims at Con*
Con: *pushes mexican*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *going toward cliff*
Mexicans: *stop shooting*
Con: *goes off cliff*
You think he'd die after falling off there. Correct, he would, but he had a parachute and deployed it. It was also one of those things where you could control which way you went :D
Sean The Hedgehog presents
A Con Mane story
The Shy Who Loved Me
Starring
Doughnut Joe........................Con Mane
Thunderlane..........................Isosceles
Fluttershy...............................Double X
Princess Luna........................Nightmare Moon
Jewelia....................................Winx
Parcival...................................P
Sydney. P Johnson.................S
Snowflake................................Snow Moneybit
Mexicans..................................Bad Guys
Germans...................................Good Guys
And
Equestrians
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one day I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hey apologized! She's giving you a muffin shop right next to my cupcake shop! OMG and you get to have me throw you a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one day I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hey apologized! She's giving you a muffin shop right next to my cupcake shop! OMG and you get to have me throw you a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank you to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony article I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even more similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. You go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and you admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. You try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. You do prove it.
6. You hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, or fans of ponies.
8. You discover who your true friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articles I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. You go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and you admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. You try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. You do prove it.
6. You hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, or fans of ponies.
8. You discover who your true friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articles I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.