I told you Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.
Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are you looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.
And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.
Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*
Speaking of Mexicans, the mexican secret service had something going on in Australia.
M.L: Where is Double X?
mexican lt: She's in Australia like you wanted her sir.
M.L: What is she doing?
During that, the CIE also had something going on in Australia
P: We got a message about one of our subs.
Snow: What does it say?
P: It says that it was attacked by a mexican barge. We need to inform 0007 about this right away.
S: But sir, he's already on a mission in Australia.
P: Then get him to pull out!
In Australia, which was snowy.
Con: *Laying in bed with a mare*
Double X: You make me feel good Con.
Con: I like doing what I can for mares like you. *recieves message from watch*
0007, report to HQ immediately.
Con: *gets out of bed*
Double X: What's wrong?
Con: I have to go.
Double: But, I need you.
Con: So does the United States. *leaves*
Soon he was skiing down a hill when.................
Mexicans: *appear*
Con: Oh great.
Danish: Get him quickly!
Con: *going faster*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Danish: *grabs gun*
Con: *turns around*
Danish: *aims gun*
Con: *shoots something from ski pole*
Danish: *dies*
Mexicans: *get in front*
Con: *jumps around*
Mexican: *aims at Con*
Con: *pushes mexican*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *going toward cliff*
Mexicans: *stop shooting*
Con: *goes off cliff*
You think he'd die after falling off there. Correct, he would, but he had a parachute and deployed it. It was also one of those things where you could control which way you went :D
Sean The Hedgehog presents
A Con Mane story
The Shy Who Loved Me
Starring
Doughnut Joe........................Con Mane
Thunderlane..........................Isosceles
Fluttershy...............................Double X
Princess Luna........................Nightmare Moon
Jewelia....................................Winx
Parcival...................................P
Sydney. P Johnson.................S
Snowflake................................Snow Moneybit
Mexicans..................................Bad Guys
Germans...................................Good Guys
And
Equestrians
Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are you looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.
And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.
Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*
Speaking of Mexicans, the mexican secret service had something going on in Australia.
M.L: Where is Double X?
mexican lt: She's in Australia like you wanted her sir.
M.L: What is she doing?
During that, the CIE also had something going on in Australia
P: We got a message about one of our subs.
Snow: What does it say?
P: It says that it was attacked by a mexican barge. We need to inform 0007 about this right away.
S: But sir, he's already on a mission in Australia.
P: Then get him to pull out!
In Australia, which was snowy.
Con: *Laying in bed with a mare*
Double X: You make me feel good Con.
Con: I like doing what I can for mares like you. *recieves message from watch*
0007, report to HQ immediately.
Con: *gets out of bed*
Double X: What's wrong?
Con: I have to go.
Double: But, I need you.
Con: So does the United States. *leaves*
Soon he was skiing down a hill when.................
Mexicans: *appear*
Con: Oh great.
Danish: Get him quickly!
Con: *going faster*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Danish: *grabs gun*
Con: *turns around*
Danish: *aims gun*
Con: *shoots something from ski pole*
Danish: *dies*
Mexicans: *get in front*
Con: *jumps around*
Mexican: *aims at Con*
Con: *pushes mexican*
Mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *going toward cliff*
Mexicans: *stop shooting*
Con: *goes off cliff*
You think he'd die after falling off there. Correct, he would, but he had a parachute and deployed it. It was also one of those things where you could control which way you went :D
Sean The Hedgehog presents
A Con Mane story
The Shy Who Loved Me
Starring
Doughnut Joe........................Con Mane
Thunderlane..........................Isosceles
Fluttershy...............................Double X
Princess Luna........................Nightmare Moon
Jewelia....................................Winx
Parcival...................................P
Sydney. P Johnson.................S
Snowflake................................Snow Moneybit
Mexicans..................................Bad Guys
Germans...................................Good Guys
And
Equestrians
M.L
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much....
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's top student, i always thought there was something more to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're more than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted by his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's top student, i always thought there was something more to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're more than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted by his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.
The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.
Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help you officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. You know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958
Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
