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Later that day nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.

Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do you always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do you always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.

The next day was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.

Rainbow Dash: 5 oranges please.
Orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into alleyway* Leave the car running.
Manehattan pony45: Ok.
Rainbow Dash: Thank you.
Manehattan ponies: *run toward Dash*
Big Mac: *spots ponies*
Manehattan ponies: *shoot Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *drops oranges* Kill those guys!
Big Mac: *pulls out gun*
Manehattan pony6: *shoots Big Mac*
Manehattan pony45: They're dead. Lets go!
Rainbow Dash: *breathing heavily* Big mac.
Big Mac: Eeyup?
Rainbow Dash: Get Rarity.

15 minutes later Big Mac got Rarity to heal Rainbow Dash. When she got better she needed Rarity, Applejack, and Dan to do something.

Applejack: *eating cookie*
Rarity: Will you stop?
Applejack: Get your own.
Dan: Stop arguing, it's just a cookie.
Applejack: Just a cookie? It has chocolate chip.
Rainbow Dash: Alright you three. Listen up. Nickel Lesscage needs to die. He killed Pinkie, and had some goons nearly killed me. We'll make them think we want to set a truce with them, and team up to kill the other mafias. But really we're putting an end to them.
Dan: How do we do it?
Rainbow Dash: Dan will be the one that kills Nickel Lesscage. Rarity & Applejack will get the gun hidden in the bathroom, at the stall furthest from the door.
Dan: Alright.
Rarity & Applejack: Just one problem.
Rainbow Dash: And what's that?
Rarity: We cannot go into the stallion's bathroom.
Rainbow Dash: Then disguise yourselves as stallions. How hard can it be?!
Rarity: Not hard, it's just so creepy.
Applejack: Don't be a pussy.
Rarity: I am not being a pussy! I'm simply saying that it would feel wierd, not scary.
Rainbow Dash: Well in that case, get the job done.

And they do, but that will be told later.
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Manehattan park,it was where fillies and colts played their enjoyable games,where elderly stroll and remember their young memories,where couples go together and spend their time,the park was a beautiful treasure for the citizens of Manehattan,pretty flowers,ponds with ducks and swans,and different kinds of trees,it was a sight to behold

A cheery colt was running all around playing with his group of friends,laughing having fun,playing catch with a star centered blue ball

"Hey Winter!" said another colt having slick black hair and yellow fur galloping towards him "c'mon! get the ball! dont let...
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The train arrives at Appleloosa, and the Flim Flam brothers get out.

Applejack: *Watching* Ok, let's go. *Exits train*
Braeburn: *Follows*
Flim: *walks into saloon*
Flam: *Walks into saloon*
Dexter: *Walks into saloon*
Applejack: What do you suppose they're up to?
Braeburn: I ain't sure. We better get back to my orchard.

So they did, but inside the saloon.

Dexter: *grabs paper, and pen* Alright. What am I writing?
Flim: A letter! We've gone over this 5 times already in the train.
Flam: Here is what we want you to write. You ready?
Dexter: Ready.
Flam: Dear Applejack. You have made us cross for the...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we join them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do you have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped by Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, or I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The Castle...
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Rice
Rice
Why don't we go check on Rice Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let you go, after we get our money.

The next morning,...
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