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Later that day nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.

Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do you always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do you always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.

The next day was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.

Rainbow Dash: 5 oranges please.
Orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into alleyway* Leave the car running.
Manehattan pony45: Ok.
Rainbow Dash: Thank you.
Manehattan ponies: *run toward Dash*
Big Mac: *spots ponies*
Manehattan ponies: *shoot Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *drops oranges* Kill those guys!
Big Mac: *pulls out gun*
Manehattan pony6: *shoots Big Mac*
Manehattan pony45: They're dead. Lets go!
Rainbow Dash: *breathing heavily* Big mac.
Big Mac: Eeyup?
Rainbow Dash: Get Rarity.

15 minutes later Big Mac got Rarity to heal Rainbow Dash. When she got better she needed Rarity, Applejack, and Dan to do something.

Applejack: *eating cookie*
Rarity: Will you stop?
Applejack: Get your own.
Dan: Stop arguing, it's just a cookie.
Applejack: Just a cookie? It has chocolate chip.
Rainbow Dash: Alright you three. Listen up. Nickel Lesscage needs to die. He killed Pinkie, and had some goons nearly killed me. We'll make them think we want to set a truce with them, and team up to kill the other mafias. But really we're putting an end to them.
Dan: How do we do it?
Rainbow Dash: Dan will be the one that kills Nickel Lesscage. Rarity & Applejack will get the gun hidden in the bathroom, at the stall furthest from the door.
Dan: Alright.
Rarity & Applejack: Just one problem.
Rainbow Dash: And what's that?
Rarity: We cannot go into the stallion's bathroom.
Rainbow Dash: Then disguise yourselves as stallions. How hard can it be?!
Rarity: Not hard, it's just so creepy.
Applejack: Don't be a pussy.
Rarity: I am not being a pussy! I'm simply saying that it would feel wierd, not scary.
Rainbow Dash: Well in that case, get the job done.

And they do, but that will be told later.
Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I said no magic. You were supposed to do it by hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make more sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground by eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell you that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell you all. As you may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope you enjoy this one. Thanks for reading this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great day in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some food for herself and her animal friends in and near her...
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
--

MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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Random dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless article of Random Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorite party pony, Pinkie Pie. This article interlocks with the previous one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the next few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth wall breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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Source: nami frost
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped by a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near Rainbow Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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