Later that day nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.
Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do you always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do you always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.
The next day was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.
Rainbow Dash: 5 oranges please.
Orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into alleyway* Leave the car running.
Manehattan pony45: Ok.
Rainbow Dash: Thank you.
Manehattan ponies: *run toward Dash*
Big Mac: *spots ponies*
Manehattan ponies: *shoot Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *drops oranges* Kill those guys!
Big Mac: *pulls out gun*
Manehattan pony6: *shoots Big Mac*
Manehattan pony45: They're dead. Lets go!
Rainbow Dash: *breathing heavily* Big mac.
Big Mac: Eeyup?
Rainbow Dash: Get Rarity.
15 minutes later Big Mac got Rarity to heal Rainbow Dash. When she got better she needed Rarity, Applejack, and Dan to do something.
Applejack: *eating cookie*
Rarity: Will you stop?
Applejack: Get your own.
Dan: Stop arguing, it's just a cookie.
Applejack: Just a cookie? It has chocolate chip.
Rainbow Dash: Alright you three. Listen up. Nickel Lesscage needs to die. He killed Pinkie, and had some goons nearly killed me. We'll make them think we want to set a truce with them, and team up to kill the other mafias. But really we're putting an end to them.
Dan: How do we do it?
Rainbow Dash: Dan will be the one that kills Nickel Lesscage. Rarity & Applejack will get the gun hidden in the bathroom, at the stall furthest from the door.
Dan: Alright.
Rarity & Applejack: Just one problem.
Rainbow Dash: And what's that?
Rarity: We cannot go into the stallion's bathroom.
Rainbow Dash: Then disguise yourselves as stallions. How hard can it be?!
Rarity: Not hard, it's just so creepy.
Applejack: Don't be a pussy.
Rarity: I am not being a pussy! I'm simply saying that it would feel wierd, not scary.
Rainbow Dash: Well in that case, get the job done.
And they do, but that will be told later.
Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do you always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do you always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.
The next day was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.
Rainbow Dash: 5 oranges please.
Orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into alleyway* Leave the car running.
Manehattan pony45: Ok.
Rainbow Dash: Thank you.
Manehattan ponies: *run toward Dash*
Big Mac: *spots ponies*
Manehattan ponies: *shoot Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *drops oranges* Kill those guys!
Big Mac: *pulls out gun*
Manehattan pony6: *shoots Big Mac*
Manehattan pony45: They're dead. Lets go!
Rainbow Dash: *breathing heavily* Big mac.
Big Mac: Eeyup?
Rainbow Dash: Get Rarity.
15 minutes later Big Mac got Rarity to heal Rainbow Dash. When she got better she needed Rarity, Applejack, and Dan to do something.
Applejack: *eating cookie*
Rarity: Will you stop?
Applejack: Get your own.
Dan: Stop arguing, it's just a cookie.
Applejack: Just a cookie? It has chocolate chip.
Rainbow Dash: Alright you three. Listen up. Nickel Lesscage needs to die. He killed Pinkie, and had some goons nearly killed me. We'll make them think we want to set a truce with them, and team up to kill the other mafias. But really we're putting an end to them.
Dan: How do we do it?
Rainbow Dash: Dan will be the one that kills Nickel Lesscage. Rarity & Applejack will get the gun hidden in the bathroom, at the stall furthest from the door.
Dan: Alright.
Rarity & Applejack: Just one problem.
Rainbow Dash: And what's that?
Rarity: We cannot go into the stallion's bathroom.
Rainbow Dash: Then disguise yourselves as stallions. How hard can it be?!
Rarity: Not hard, it's just so creepy.
Applejack: Don't be a pussy.
Rarity: I am not being a pussy! I'm simply saying that it would feel wierd, not scary.
Rainbow Dash: Well in that case, get the job done.
And they do, but that will be told later.
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.