This is my new fanfiction. Its a little different to the others i had ago at writing. But I hope thats a good thing.
Hell had just broken loose. “You can’t see Jacob for a while, you understand Renesmee?” What on earth was dad talking about why couldn’t I see Jacob.
“WHY?” I screeched
“BECAUSE IT’S GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR SCHOOL GRADES.” Dad shouted back.
This just wasn’t fair. Jacob had nothing to do with school. My school grades were my responsibilities and if I wasn’t doing as well as I could, then that was up to me to sort out, not Dad. And banning me from seeing Jacob defiantly wasn’t going to help. It would probably make things even worse than they were.
“RENESMEE ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?” my dad shouted.
“YES!” I shouted back.
“Edward I don’t think that stopping Renesmee seeing Jac...” My mother started, trying to reason with dad. “Let me deal with this” Dad told her. Mum sighed, giving me a sympathetic look and heading out of the house.
“Are we clear, Renesmee?” Dad asked.
“Yes.” I whispered. Tears were staring to form in my eyes.
“Good.” He nodded.
“I HATE YOU!” I shouted running out of the house and into the woods, hot, angry tears flowing down both my cheeks.
Hell had just broken loose. “You can’t see Jacob for a while, you understand Renesmee?” What on earth was dad talking about why couldn’t I see Jacob.
“WHY?” I screeched
“BECAUSE IT’S GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR SCHOOL GRADES.” Dad shouted back.
This just wasn’t fair. Jacob had nothing to do with school. My school grades were my responsibilities and if I wasn’t doing as well as I could, then that was up to me to sort out, not Dad. And banning me from seeing Jacob defiantly wasn’t going to help. It would probably make things even worse than they were.
“RENESMEE ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?” my dad shouted.
“YES!” I shouted back.
“Edward I don’t think that stopping Renesmee seeing Jac...” My mother started, trying to reason with dad. “Let me deal with this” Dad told her. Mum sighed, giving me a sympathetic look and heading out of the house.
“Are we clear, Renesmee?” Dad asked.
“Yes.” I whispered. Tears were staring to form in my eyes.
“Good.” He nodded.
“I HATE YOU!” I shouted running out of the house and into the woods, hot, angry tears flowing down both my cheeks.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
YOu know what my friend Adriana I got her this awesome Chritmas preasent it is a Twilight shrit that I got a the Willowbrick Mall (Also Adriana is obsesed with Twlight)
thanks for reading im really new at this as some of guys can tell