Twilight Series Article: 15 Ways to Annoy Obessive Twilight Haters (just the crazy ones, not the sane ones)

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15 Ways to Annoy Obessive Twilight Haters (just the crazy ones, not the sane ones)

posted by sapherequeen

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean*

1) If you know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" by Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they love Edward, when they say no ask them if they love Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they love Edward again....
7) If the Cullens do exist, give Emmett the address of a Bella/Edward hater that you know...
8) If you know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and you see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
9) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for you and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella Swan or Jasper Hale
10) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
11) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
12) If you're surrounded by Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
13) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your friends to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
14) Tell Rosalie about Twilight haters who criticized her and where they live...
15) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..

twilightfrk, JoseVanders and 5 others like this

Hidanfan lol i like #12) If you're surrounded by Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..

sarabeara #8 and #11 are HILARIOUS!

jannette_camou lol 9 sound`s fun...jk well all of them are cool=)

gossipgirlxoxo LOL.......I love number 6!!!!

KaterinoulaLove Lol! great job number #6 ,#9 and #11 rock!!!!

Epetrus #15... enough said. I love it

twilightfantic1 sweet

samiam4edward LOLOL They are so funny :)

Andressa_Weld #6 is awesome!!!

jefferyw52 uh ok im a hater and i feel terrified im not here to yell at you guys but i dont know if anyone should ever do that its mean "shivers"

sapherequeen A lot of us (can't say all) wouldn't do that stuff, Jeff. This is just for laughs, many of us respect people's opinions. :)

jefferyw52 im sorry im just too serious i always believe almost everything and i take it seriously oh whats wrong with me

sapherequeen It's fine. I do that too sometimes, there's nothing wrong with you. :)

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A theory: Alice

posted by Wordwok

While I was trying to sleep I couldn't help feel excited about Breaking Dawn and remember the theories I read throughout the day. Then, I remembered the thing about dear Alice having lost all memory of being human. This led me to believe (since her lover was a vamp. right? or something like that.) that maybe Alice actualy wanted to become a vampire.
As a penalty or something, she forgot her memory....
So, maybe this will happen to Bella.... But, I doubt it.

It was just a random (and possibly a WAY off) theory, but I just wanted to share it with all of you.
^___^'

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This fandom reeks of anger and irrationality

posted by pink_martini2

I might be generalizing when I say this, but this fandom is none too friendly. I am willingly to bet my life that there /are/ level-minded people here, who love the series for what it is, a great epic story-one that we all adore.

But I think it must be my fault that I can't get to these people. There is an army of irrational fangirls that stand between me and some relaxed chats with some admirable fans.

I thought maybe after the initial "outrage" of Eclipse then people will chill out. But I was wrong.

With all the Anti-Jacob Black groups that spans all the way to Deviantart to fanpop, I can't...

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New Moon FAQ

posted by tubby2002

**Warning! Spoilers ahead**

**Still under construction. I will add more answers when I remember more questions**

Q. How come Alice and Jasper can affect Bella with their supernatural powers, but Edward and Aro and Jane can't?

A. This question comes up at every single signing! The answer is explained in Eclipse, but I'm going to tell you all anyway, just so there's less confusion.

Bella has a very private mind. She can't be touched there. What Edward and Aro do is clearly a mental thing; Jane, also, works inside the head (Jane doesn't actually inflict pain on anyone's body, she just puts the illusion...

Twilight-Renesmee Wedding

posted by JacobBlackFever

Twilight Fan-Fiction

Cake scene

~Bella's Point of view~
I felt my heart pumping,My lovely daughter was getting married to jake it's like my whole life was turned around,Renesmee with jake I so happy when I see Jacob with a suit he reminds me of my dance with him at my wedding

~Edward's point of view~
"Bella,I'm so happy our daughters getting married"
I saw Jacob walking towards us with a happy smile

~Jacob's point of view~
'Hey Bella,Edward I can't believe that it's me and renesmee's wedding"
I was so scared inside and happy on the outside,Everytime I see Nessie with the Beautiful Wedding gown I feel so happy and exciting, I over Heard Edward calling my name over the loud. Music,I bet it won't be good........TO BE CONTINUED;)